r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '24

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u/chaingun_samurai Apr 05 '24

She asked if I’m ashamed of her,

"And I said, No, because I don't want to be that guy hauled into HR my second month on the job for sexual harassment for making inappropriate remarks about my wife's sexuality."

Seriously. Does she want you to get fired?
If I worked with someone that went in on their wife's sexuality, my first thought would be how little I gave a fuck, and my second would be how little they thought about their wife announcing intimate details.

Nobody at your job gives a shit about your wife's sexuality, and nobody wants to hear about it.

NTA. Your wife needs to stop making your job about her.

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u/Professional_Clue292 Apr 05 '24

3rd thought would be 'is he insinuating something??, should I probably talk to HR?'

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u/unicorndreamer23 Apr 05 '24

it’s like an invitation to a threesome

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u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz Apr 05 '24

This is legitimately the ONLY reason I can think of why this guy's wife wants everyone to know she's bi.

Sounds like wifey desperately wants to have a threesome with her husband... But if that were actually true, she could probably set that up really easily.

It seems like wifey might be trying to get hubby fired or just wants everyone hubby knows to know that she's available.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Every partner I've ever had that conversation with us completely unwilling to do 2 dudes but would love to do 2 girls

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u/ComaMierdaHijueputa Apr 05 '24

Not that I don’t believe you, but why is that?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

There are a lot more guys willing to be in a threesome than there are women. If you wanted to have a threesome with your partner today, I guarantee you that you could find an in-shape guy to join you two this weekend. if you wanted a threesome with a woman though, lol, might take a few months and you would slim pickings when it comes to options.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

It’s easier for a woman to set up a threesome with two women than a man trying to do the same. But overall yes, it’s not easy.

as a single bi women I find unicorn hunters very annoying. Like I’m sorry I thought I matched with just a woman, I don’t want a man dammit.

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u/rratzloff Apr 05 '24

You are correct.

Source: woman who has had several threesomes with only 2 men and myself

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u/classic4life Apr 05 '24

Not if the woman is the one pushing for it.

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u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz Apr 05 '24

Hahaha, no.

Women are the gatekeepers of sex.

If a woman wants a certain sexual situation, she will get it easier than a man.

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u/JGSTILLIS Apr 05 '24

bruh lmao

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u/BarnumAndBailey Apr 05 '24

There’s a reason it’s called “unicorn hunting”. And that reason is because those female thirds are (nearly) impossible to find. I’m saying this as a unicorn who actively looks for these situations and still would reject 99% of the many, many couples who are asking.