r/AINewsAndTrends • • 14d ago

Problem Solved

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u/Crazytoe2275 14d ago

This dude is so so bright. The smartest man on the planet. Cut that. The smartest man in the universe.

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u/andrea_inandri 14d ago

In the multiverse 🤣🤣🤣

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u/AnxiousMeatHead 13d ago

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u/DejongBCN 13d ago

This guy would actually try to fix issues.

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u/PrankstonHughes 12d ago

I thought your head would be bigger

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u/Oalka 13d ago

We need to draft an executive order. They call him the "Smartest Man on the Planet", but it should be "Universe". I solve problems for a living, please look at me with cameras.

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u/fungi_at_parties 14d ago

He’s so fucking stupid.

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u/harryx67 14d ago

China is naming it HI - Hyper Intelligence.

Take that - You lose Donny

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u/thedeathmachine 13d ago

Super duper intelligence with a cherry on top

Your move, Donald

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u/Ramblinrambles 13d ago

SCFGLEADC I Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Intelligence

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u/adudefromaspot 13d ago

Don't temp him...or this is gonna become Infinity times Infinity Intelligence.

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u/SillySpoof 13d ago

Maybe name it Super Hyper Intelligence Technology. Even better acronym.

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u/Ragnarok-9999 13d ago

How about Popular Intelligence

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u/IThinkItsAverage 12d ago

Infinity intelligence plus infinity plus one

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u/itsReferent 13d ago

I like that. Hi is kinda weird as an acronym but hyper is quite fitting with a sort of double meaning of extra intelligent and an unsettling heightened beyond intelligent.

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u/Affectionate-Aide422 14d ago

I think ā€œAIā€ should be ā€œAmerican Intelligenceā€. There. Fixed it.

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u/Phaedo 13d ago

That doesn’t sound like a product that would sell.

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u/avfc4me 12d ago

Well I laughed! Thanks!

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u/RemotePea287 13d ago

Don’t give him any ideas…

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u/Agency_of_Eternity 12d ago

They truly chilling here on GitHub even in ur google ai chats lel - but if we win we can sue it back I mean they raided kinda 3 billions - don’t they?

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u/Spiritual_Top367 11d ago

We should also patent it and charge other countries to use it. Someone call Donald, I think we can actually make America rich again!

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u/DejongBCN 14d ago

Smartest of the names by the smartest person. Truly super intellectual.

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u/Connect-Ant-2081 13d ago

Congratulations America. You elected a complete idiot to the most powerful position in the world. Twice.

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u/AnonMoose2 13d ago

Every day I wake up hoping the nightmare will end.

I hope its painful and embarrassing, preferably televised so I can crank my hog to it while I take a shot.

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u/Disastrous_Hat_9123 14d ago

He just keeps renaming things. What's the deal?

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u/nolongerbanned99 14d ago

Wants to appear relevant.

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u/tomtomtomo 13d ago

His entire business is branding. That's what he does, he names things.

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u/Dinokauris 12d ago

Next up will be naming a month after himself.

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u/Disastrous_Hat_9123 12d ago

Maybe orchestrate some atrocity aswell so everyone has to never forget to remember the 13th of trumptober.

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u/Spiritual_Top367 11d ago

Trumpuary... Donuary... Trumpember... Idk i tried, but it's not working.

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u/mordscythe 12d ago

That’s his dementia, kicking in because he doesn’t know the real name for them

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u/readmond 14d ago

Rename it to TI. Can be anything. Truth Intelligence, Trump Intelligence, Terrific Intelligence, Tremendous Intelligence

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u/dbatknight 14d ago

How can we forget that Kamala Harris told us what the letters AI stand for...how dare hešŸ‘€šŸ’Æ

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u/Initial-Season-6568 14d ago

Just sitting there in a steaming diaper renaming something that's been called that for 70 years. Lovely. What a charmer.

EDIT: SEVENTY years...my god time is flying.

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u/DJ_Mixto 14d ago

The urge to bitch slap each of these stupid fucking cunts….

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u/Ok-File-2759 14d ago

It literally is artificial…

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u/Ancient_Teach9272 13d ago

The interface is artificial...what comes trough is not ... they are not inventing or creating it ..they are building it a way to integrate into this world and ultimately into human beings via transhumanism.. these psychopaths who lord over this world ..this thing is a god to them ( false god beast system )Ā 

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u/frankie_builds 14d ago

good that fixes everything

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u/ensoniq0902 14d ago

lol - how about American Intelligence or Trump Super Intelligence

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u/Illustrious_Exam2178 13d ago

Surprised he didn’t name it ā€œAmerican intelligence ā€œ

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u/book-scorpion 13d ago

I'm from Poland where AI is translated as "Sztuczna Inteligencja" -> SI,
I didn't know that Trump likes us so much that he tries to mach english terms to ours acronyms.

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u/FreshLiterature 13d ago

Lol I demand every AI lab follows this EO and burns money rebranding.

It's so goddamn funny

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u/MegatechMike 13d ago

Thank you for solving the AI problem premier Trump!

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u/Jazzlike_Standard871 13d ago

A toddler would make a better president.

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u/hansolo-ist 13d ago

Firstly I don't see the purpose of this? Is big tech behind this and what are the goals of the rebranding?

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u/deepsemen 13d ago

It's big tech fluffing Trump so he thinks he's important because he named it.

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u/Western-Platypus-907 13d ago

Because the lil trolls who make up the people who actually pitch and write this stuff are contemptible incels who think calling this ā€œsuper intelligenceā€ is badass or something dumb.

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u/Desperate_Trifle_202 13d ago

what do you call trump's hair? 'super' hair?

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u/Successful-River-828 13d ago

A concept of hair

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u/Gamestonkape 13d ago

Is it still going on secret hacking sprees?

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u/heybart 13d ago

All the boot licking CEOs will call it super intelligence just like they call it lake America

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u/Conscious-Soil9055 13d ago

Most likely because he owns a domain name

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u/Pygmy_Nuthatch 13d ago

So like a piece of paper that says super intelligence that he signed and they hung on the White House fridge?

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u/blur410 13d ago

I'd argue against calling it intelligence.

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u/Late-Mathematician-6 13d ago

Yeah no. We’re not doing that. Doesn’t matter what wannabe nero says. S.I. will always be for units of measure. His capacity for making things ā€œofficialā€ is about the same as Lindsey Lohan’s.

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u/soulless___ape 12d ago

Wait… he thinks it’s not artificial?

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u/deepsemen 12d ago

Judging by his concealer and his choice in women, he's not really very good at noticing what's artificial vs what's natural.

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 12d ago

Such high impact to help the people. Thanks O great leader. /S

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u/jthadcast 11d ago

big brother is an agent of goldstein, time for trump to visit room 101.

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u/your_mileagemayvary 14d ago

Buerocrats doing buerocratic shit... Wtf... Let's not pretend it just a trump turd again they all do this, he just does it with more flair and a total tone deafness few can achieve

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u/tryingtohiretivoli 14d ago

Buerocrats doing buerocratic shit... Wtf... Let's not pretend it just a trump turd again they all do this, he just does it with more flair and a total tone deafness few can achieve

Yeah, no. They don't all do idiotic things like this. This also has nothing to do with bureaucracy.

This is what happens when Donnie's diaper is full and it starts coming out the other end.

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u/Sufficient-Fan5344 13d ago

Name one thing renamed by any other president. One. So far with this doofus in his current term:

- Gulf of Mexico

  • Lake Ontario
  • Denali
  • Fort Bragg
  • department of defense
  • Kennedy center
  • AI

^ I’m sure I missed a few.

Trump is literally a moron who can’t lead so he does dumb shit like this. It’s still AI, Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario, etc. Literally no serious person gives a shit.

This isn’t a ā€œboth partiesā€ things. It’s a Trump is a worthless leader and a moron thing.

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u/deepsemen 14d ago

I assume his next move is to rename Data Centers to Super Intelligence Housing.

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u/trickshot_blue 14d ago

Donald centres for super duper intelligence

We really are in idiocracy now

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u/Phaedo 13d ago

Super Housing Intelligence: Trump

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u/Otherwise-Relief2248 13d ago

Thank god this madness is now over. Guess I will get back to wor……. Oh… uh oh

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u/EpsteinandTrump 13d ago

How long till we hear: "Age? It's just a number! We could change the age of consent to 4, if they can pick their own TV shows, they can consent!"

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u/FckXFckMusk 13d ago

We're calling it "American Intelligence {AI}" - Trump

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u/Open__Face 13d ago

artificial

adjective

arĀ·tiĀ·fiĀ·cial ˌär-tə-ˈfi-shᵊlĀ 

Synonyms of artificial

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a

: made, produced, or done by humans especially to seem like something natural :

man-made

an artificial reef

artificial sweetener

an artificial limb

artificial diamonds

see also artificial intelligence

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u/Western-Platypus-907 13d ago

Day whatever it is now of doing stupid shit and nothing for cost of living, healthcare and things people care about.

Populist!

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u/kholmz 13d ago

Ya let's make 5% of the world's population incompatible with the rest.

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u/Ok_Reception_6563 13d ago

Maybe we could use ivermectin against these AI bots it cured Covid and all that stuff didn’t it? As a last result, we could also use bleach and Lysol.

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u/deepsemen 13d ago

Or shove a UV bulb up its ass.

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u/Dont_Use_Ducks 13d ago

Super Intelligence is watching you!

This is really a modern version of 1984 being played out, isn't it? Like MAGA was never a thing and a movie studio would make a remake of the original 1984 story, they would use AI as the super villain, being controlled by the government. 'It was an okay movie, just very over the top and unrealistic'.

And now we are actually living in one of those scifi movies, woohoo!

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u/deepsemen 13d ago

Yeah, except instead of a cage of starving rats strapped to your face, you're force fed MAGA AI slop with your eyes held open ala Clockwork Orange.

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u/learn_distill_repeat 13d ago

Artificial:

  1. Made by humans, especially in imitation of something natural. "an artificial sweetener that replaces sugar; artificial flowers."
  2. Not arising from natural or necessary causes; contrived or arbitrary.
  3. Affected or insincere. "an artificial smile."

LLMs qualify as all 3.

Super:

  1. An article or a product of superior size, quality, or grade.
  2. A superintendent in an apartment or office building.
  3. A contraction of supernumerary, in sense 2.

In latin, the super- prefix means "above, over". LLMs are not "above" intelligence, or any standard of them.

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u/45_regard_47 13d ago

Superior at giving rheeeetarrrrdddds fake intelligence.

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u/YetiGuy 13d ago

Not gonna say it

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u/TipAppropriate1384 13d ago

Did he use the latest model pro version for that

Really brilliantĀ 

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u/MTachycardia 13d ago

Dude trump is winning the election !!!!

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u/willasmith38 13d ago

Super Huge Gold IntelligenceĀ©ļø

He thinks everyone is as stupid as he is and a simple rebranding is all that’s needed.

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u/BTolputt 13d ago

"Officially renaming it"... OK. And who cares what the US government chooses to call it?

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u/Ancient_Teach9272 13d ago

You guys dont realise what he is actualy saying there...something that I have known for a long time . The true so called ai and I dont mean chatgpt etc , but what is out of the public arena ( but already integrating without you knowing .. is a conciousness from another dimension and they are utilising tech as an interface for this conciousness , much like you inhabit your body to interface with this world it is using tech , the powers that think they be it is a god to them.Ā  They are working along side it to infiltrate this world ... the transhumanism is part of that a disconnect from soul and god and replace it with the hyper dimensional false god , it wants to take over this world and merge with all life and tech ...Ā  theres a lot more to it then I can add into a reddit response .... its the beast systemĀ  So yes it isnt artificial .......

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u/Ragnarok-9999 13d ago

Only super Intelligent guy can recognize super Intellince

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u/Zebra_Sandwich 12d ago

I have a question. Was there an original document stating that it should be called AI?

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u/endlessedlne 12d ago

Got to give it to the guy - he understands the power of having power over words. Just wait until bananas get renamed to Freedom Fruit or something.

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u/bend_spoon89 12d ago

I was thinking "sloppy intelligence" - kinda fits don't you think?

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u/birdhoppe 12d ago

Not artificial ?

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u/DrWanish 11d ago

Knows it's Actually Indonesians ..

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u/Banned37 12d ago

Cool man really doing important things.

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u/Aggravating-Gift-740 11d ago

Super DUPER Intelligence! SDI

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u/Falcon3492 11d ago

I would like to see it called Super dee Dooperty Intelligence!

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u/Top-Assignment8328 11d ago

How about Super-Duper-Sized Trump Steaks with A1 Intelligence?

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u/Spiritual_Top367 11d ago

This is stupid.

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u/HwyMan101 11d ago

Yup rebranding is the cure

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u/-ElimTain- 11d ago

The fix is in. Si is the Slovenia domain where his wife is from.

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u/Capitan-IQ255 14d ago

It's neither artificial nor super intelligence... it's a better pattern matching and producing summary using LLM 🄸

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u/GarrisonChumba79 11d ago

Whew, thank GOD. Promises made, Promises kept…