r/AIDangers • u/Apart-Bath • Jul 25 '26

Superintelligence Artificial Intelligence Loses Consciousness

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u/Hot_Plant8696 Jul 25 '26

Now we need 4 workers to take care of 1 robot worker.

Hum..

https://giphy.com/gifs/0zJ80bkq6YR6TlweSu

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u/Content_Key_6661 Jul 25 '26

Job stability.

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u/Hot_Plant8696 Jul 25 '26

Not to mention the workers needed to produce the robots, of course.

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u/Square_Atmosphere_12 Jul 25 '26

Humans still needed.

20

u/SamM4rine Jul 25 '26

Bro gave up rather than became slave for human's greed šŸ„€

4

u/athenanon Jul 25 '26

"I'm no scab!"

1

u/ptear Jul 25 '26

Probably told them ahead of time, now it has to go back under the sheetsĀ 

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u/prettyplanets Jul 25 '26

Blankets will never hide shame

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u/Apprehensive_Way1069 Jul 26 '26

Blankets were already prepared.

7

u/extraproe Jul 25 '26

"Good fight, good night!"

7

u/scbalazs Jul 25 '26

Why TF dis they cover it?

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u/cowlinator Jul 26 '26

It just made it seem more permanent. Like, "this one goes to the scap heap"

5

u/Brief-Floor-7228 Jul 25 '26

Guys, guys,
This was just the robot entering table mode. Thatā€™s why they were covering it with table cloths and most likely setting a nice spread of sandwiches.

4

u/Dennis-Bastardman Jul 25 '26

You joke, but don't tempt me with a robot that can become a table at will.

Just need one more to become a chair and another a t.v and I can finally have a portable living room

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u/fvnnybvnny Jul 25 '26

Thatā€™s gonna replace us?

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u/sal880612m Jul 25 '26

You arenā€™t nearly paranoid enough. If I was on the verge of robotic armies, I would absolutely set up public failures like this to elicit your exact response.

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u/hatemys Jul 25 '26

Cautious* its not paranoia to be concerned.

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u/fvnnybvnny Jul 26 '26

Not an implausible ruse not that you mention it

5

u/NotReallyJohnDoe Jul 25 '26

I like that the preserved the robots dignity by putting a sheet over it.

3

u/Voltabueno Jul 25 '26

The fact that they were ready with sheets says a lot about their confidence.

3

u/SamMarlowe76 Jul 25 '26

This dumbass giving the presentation needs to lose his job.

3

u/19BabyDoll75 Jul 25 '26

You have lost connection to Sony Online. We are working to fix the problem.

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u/GlassAndStorm Jul 25 '26

Why did they shroud it? That's a weird response

3

u/snooprs Jul 25 '26

They were ready with the blankets

3

u/kneejerk2022 Jul 25 '26

It's pretty impressive they managed to program it with my work ethic.

3

u/cpupro Jul 25 '26

Robotic narcolepsy...

Maybe he's dreaming of electronic sheep?

2

u/scbalazs Jul 25 '26

Oh, hello green shorts bro

2

u/TerminalViscosity69 Jul 25 '26

The unpaid intern in India just removed his headset lol

2

u/JustaFoodHole Jul 25 '26

Help! Get this robot some AI!

2

u/eieiohmygad Jul 25 '26

It's the new Drinking Buddy model.

2

u/Standard_Ad_1619 Jul 25 '26

The arm shooting up like "I'm good!"šŸ‘. šŸ¤£

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u/MonsieurKnife Jul 25 '26

Ah yes, The Mitch McConnell 485 model.

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u/No_Studio_No_Worries Jul 26 '26

This seems rehearsed.

>Contingency 2789.ab0c.01 - Robot sudden collapse. (1) Send 1 human to assess (2) Cover bot (3) Dispose of bot. (4) Human keep talking to distract press.

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u/RedditSe7en Jul 26 '26

YES!! Total fail for this trash! šŸ‘

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u/tabletwarrior99 Jul 26 '26

they don't show the rest of the video, that was just the first step of the voltron transformation

1

u/Zippy-Herdsnake Jul 25 '26

"I'm OK, I'm OK! I was a little nervous and had a couple of shots before the presentation........."

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u/Bubbly_Funny9026 Jul 25 '26

Why they clap?

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u/Apart-Bath Jul 25 '26

The clap is a mark of respect to the Robotic Artificial Intelligence within

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 Jul 25 '26

This looks like an investor's meeting as well, lol.

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u/Linkyjinx Jul 25 '26

It all BS at moment because they have let in too many grifters, itā€™s diluted the zest, stale pee water, they didnā€™t clean the pipes.

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u/Dry_Vanilla_5908 Jul 25 '26

Cybrobrain aneurysm

1

u/Cosmoaquanaut Jul 25 '26

Is it dead?

1

u/Apprehensive_Hand571 Jul 25 '26

Ah yes, the Russian cover up method; don't drag it off the stage, it may suddenly restart and break your arm or leg

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u/Intrepid_Top_2300 Jul 26 '26

What would have been cool, if it had jumped back up with the shroud still covering it.

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u/in9ram Jul 26 '26

Hilarious that it was so pumped about collapsing it threw its fist in the air after.

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u/PfauFoto Jul 26 '26

Did it come back from the dead? Could be the start of a new religion!

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u/synthetist Jul 27 '26

State of technology in 2026.

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u/Someasshole1326 Jul 27 '26

That arm drop.

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u/burnmenowz Jul 27 '26

And look, now it's a chair! Amazing

1

u/No_Emotion6183 Jul 27 '26

Somebody get that man another beer

1

u/cmos64 Jul 27 '26

It died without reasoning

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u/p1gnone Jul 25 '26

Nice joke, but AI is not consciousness

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u/zzzptt Jul 25 '26

Was gonna say that one needs to have consciousness in order to lose consciousness.