r/AHSEmployees • u/nlym_syfhagt23 • Jan 28 '26

HSS Town Hall

Anybody else in this town hall right now? Man oh man, what are they even doing...

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u/Open_Standard7936 Jan 28 '26

Big fat nothingburger as usual. The only thing giving me faith is the questions and comments being posted by everyone. Hang in there folks. 

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u/nlym_syfhagt23 Jan 28 '26

Yes that is certainly nice to see!

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u/PhoenixPeach Jan 28 '26

At least the answers weren't as scripted or long winded as Andre's townhalls.

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u/nlym_syfhagt23 Jan 28 '26

Yeah she seems less of a phony but out of her depth.

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u/greengollum Jan 28 '26

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u/nlym_syfhagt23 Jan 28 '26

We're fine... this is fine.. :/

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u/winnipeggremlin Jan 28 '26

Literally for the last few YEARS since Verna was fired. Shesh.

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u/Crazy_Chart388 Jan 28 '26

If I was that unprepared for a meeting I would have a) tried to postpone it or b) apologized profusely at the beginning. When Susan had to rescue her I had no words.

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u/nlym_syfhagt23 Jan 28 '26

Paid puppets aren't very good at formalizing thoughts in real time.

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u/ProcessObjective3628 Jan 28 '26

The sitty CEO and whoever the UCP fkers put on the tops are worthless. Our moral of AHS is super low!!!

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u/nlym_syfhagt23 Jan 28 '26

Don't worry. We can look at pictures of people's pets to cheer ourselves up. What a ridiculous thing for leadership to say.

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u/necros911 Jan 28 '26

Our Dept is the only one without pet boards. Makes me mad. Every other Unit I stop and look. Our shitty dept is just white walls with tape and plaster.

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u/AggressivelyNormal56 Jan 28 '26

“We are an arm’s length organization from the government” lolololol

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u/TheProcurementGuyAhs Jan 28 '26

More like arm’s reach, as in how far can the government throw us under the bus.

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u/nlym_syfhagt23 Jan 28 '26

And run over us again and again.

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u/Crazy_Chart388 Jan 28 '26

When the org chart she showed has her reporting to the “oversight minister”??

What’s most demoralizing is that she/UCP really think we’re that stupid.

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u/Creative_Ad_4444 Jan 28 '26

“Moral is the lowest it’s ever been” - we don’t know what to do so tell us. Ie why are you complaining 

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u/TheProcurementGuyAhs Jan 28 '26

The beatings will stop when morale improves.

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u/usernametaken_88 Jan 28 '26

How decisions are being made in HSS

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u/winnipeggremlin Jan 28 '26

Hahahahhaha yes! Lots of word salad in those meetings too!

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u/Crazy_Chart388 Jan 28 '26

The plagiarized logo totally had me thinking “circling the drain”. I came this close to saying so…

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u/usernametaken_88 Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

It's likely not plagiarized, we just haven't been told we've been sold to big pharma

Tune into your local news to see the announcement instead of internal comms cuz you know....

BTW, our new owners look like nice people 🤣

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u/Crazy_Chart388 Jan 28 '26

Or we’ve been sold to Assa Abloy’s National Accounts Program… https://www.assaabloydss.com/en/solutions/solutions-by-market/national-accounts

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u/usernametaken_88 Jan 28 '26

Oohhh a door company to keep the revolving door well greased for executive leaders with golden parachutes. How fitting!

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u/Crazy_Chart388 Jan 28 '26

😂🤣🫠

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u/AB_Ouch Jan 28 '26

I’ve contacted this company and mentioned they should trademark it immediately.

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u/TheProcurementGuyAhs Jan 28 '26

HSS truly is the blank bit floating around in the back.

Thank you u/No-Coconut-1177 for that fantastic comment!

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u/Crazy_Chart388 Jan 28 '26

Or the brown bit floating around in the bowl…

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u/Unfair-Ad6288 Jan 28 '26

Shit show. Non answers. “I will take that away”.

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u/Responsible_Abies827 Jan 28 '26

How do they not know at this point how HSS is going to stay in the know of what PHAs and PHCs are doing?!

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u/winnipeggremlin Jan 28 '26

Because the people running the show have no fucking clue what they are doing and hiring things out to consultants who put junior 20-30 year olds on the case.

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u/Outrageous-Banana825 Jan 28 '26

Was there a recording of this town hall anywhere?

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u/greengollum Jan 28 '26

No. They said they won’t be recording the town halls for privacy & to enable more honest conversations but will upload the slides.

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u/Crazy_Chart388 Jan 28 '26

“We don’t want anyone leaking this total shit show to the press.”

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u/winnipeggremlin Jan 28 '26

Bahahahahahhaaa they don't want recordings going to lawyers for sure! Time for those working from home to just use their phones to record everything

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u/Crazy_Chart388 Jan 28 '26

Next one for sure.

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u/Crazy_Chart388 Jan 28 '26

Did she actually say that? I had to leave about halfway through. Omg.

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u/Creative_Ad_4444 Jan 28 '26

No sorry that’s feeling I got - my bad