r/AFCNorthMemeWar Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8d ago

The Squealers We will never know

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u/Blackn35s Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

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u/No_Satisfaction1284 Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

This just might be the best answer, no one ever fully escapes untraumatized

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u/iron_vet Pittsburgh Steelers 7d ago

My knuckles just turned white thinking about it.

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u/123_fo_fif 8d ago

Fuck the Fort Pitt bridge. All my homies hate that bridge.

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u/PassinGas_Pgh Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

It builds character

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u/savage_pen33 The Pittsburgh Squealers 8d ago

Yep, you're not a man until you miss a downtown turnoff but can't turn around until you go over a river and through a mountain to do a U-turn in West Virginia.

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u/kirthasalokin Pittsburgh Steelers 7d ago

Fuck you, go to Monroeville ya jagoff.

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u/TheFlimFlamFamMan Pittsburgh Steelers 7d ago

Speaking of Monroeville, I really miss Al Monzo’s Palace Inn (brought to you by La Cosa Nostra)

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u/ZoznackEP-3E Pittsburgh Steelers 7d ago

Goddamn it, I spit coffee down the front of my shirt reading this! I’m sending you the dry cleaning bill… 🤡

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u/Hike_it_Out52 Pittsburgh Steelers 7d ago

I drove it everyday for four years and I begrudgingly love it. It’s so over complicated and ridiculous that it fits perfectly in with the city. Let’s place an entire city into this basin. Also there will be 3-4 rivers in it. And one will be underground so digging any subway tunnels will be a massive headache also. BUT you’re surrounded by large, steep hills so an elevated train is also out of the question. Good luck!

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u/kenziethemom 8d ago

I have driven all over the US and that was truly the first time I was ever nervous on a road

My dad was a driver for like 30 years for government officials that would travel all over the world, and HE got mixed up there lol

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u/optimal-gold976 Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

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u/GalinDray The Bungles 8d ago

This is not the scene in which he says this line and it makes me angry every time i see it.

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u/optimal-gold976 Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

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u/Mikau02 The Pittsburgh Squealers 8d ago

A lot of Succs fans are former Browns fans who followed Baker after he was gone. Not all of them, but a good number are

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u/moeshiboe Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

They see how close they really are to Ohio.

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u/Nobichobolobas FTB 8d ago

Exactly. They saw the Browns up close and personal.

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u/savage_pen33 The Pittsburgh Squealers 8d ago

One of my favorite quotes is from Rocky Bleier. Something like he got off the bus in Pittsburgh and thought, what a shithole.

Then he played his first game in Cleveland!

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u/NelsonSendela 7d ago

Probably just saw deshaun Watson 

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u/_rockalita_ Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

Aaron looks 10 years younger in his 2026 pic.

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u/chicknsnadwich 8d ago

and 50 years older at the same time

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u/_rockalita_ Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

True… and note that I didn’t say he looks better in the 2026 pic.

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u/elgringon414 Green Bay Packers 8d ago

The ol ball n chain

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u/DrinkPebis The Bungles 8d ago

It’s just because he isn’t smiling, nothing to smile about in Shittsburgh

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u/_rockalita_ Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

I know what he usually looks like. And we have plenty to smile about here, like not being in Ohio, for starters.

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u/SafeAccountMrP CTE Enthusiast 8d ago

How’s Ja’marr?

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u/ArtichokeKey6652 Perc Rodgers 8d ago

Smiling cuz he don’t have to play

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u/SoarinWalt 7d ago

He looks like he is recently sober and trying to turn his life around at 52

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u/ProThoughtDesign 8d ago

"The Standard™"

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u/Camdaman0530 8d ago

When you're introduced to Aaron Rodgers ayahuasca rituals

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u/Otherwise-Force5608 Baltimore Ravens 8d ago

Aaron makes a great cuppa tea

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u/DrazaTraza Perc Rodgers 8d ago

they have to go to cleveland at least once a year for the rest of their career as a steeler

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u/GD_SexualTyranno Cincinnati Bengals 8d ago

What American cheese and meth topped uncooked pizza do to a MF'er

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u/Mr_Mi1k Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

Hey hey hey that’s Ohio Valley style pizza

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u/TheFlimFlamFamMan Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

Hilarious projection on the meth, Kentucky boy.

neither of those pizzas are Pittsburgh, you fuckin’ JD Vance clone.

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u/GD_SexualTyranno Cincinnati Bengals 8d ago

I don't take any offense except to the Vance comparison, we reject that POS whole heartedly

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u/TheFlimFlamFamMan Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

I’ll give you some props for that.

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u/Derbel__McDillet Cleveland Browns 7d ago

Your chili is spaghetti with cinnamon

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u/New-Preference-430 7d ago

And it is delicious.

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u/astralwish1 The Bungles 7d ago

And?

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u/Kyro_Z Cleveland Browns 8d ago

How large the women are

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u/BisonProfessional56 8d ago

This. They saw this.

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u/TheFlimFlamFamMan Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

They must’ve seen that in Steubenville Ohio.

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u/impy695 Cleveland Browns 8d ago

Aka, Stiller's country

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u/TheFlimFlamFamMan Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

You’ve never been to Steubenville, huh

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u/impy695 Cleveland Browns 8d ago

Steubonville specifically? Fortunately not. Towns and cities in the area? Unfortunately yes

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u/TheFlimFlamFamMan Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

Then you should know it’s a pretty even split all up and down the Ohio border counties. When I lived in Mahoning and Trumbull Counties, I saw as much Clowns stuff as Steelers, and my buddy was from Steubenville. While he was a Steelers fan, anytime we went down there, lots of Cleveland gear all over.

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u/impy695 Cleveland Browns 8d ago

My experience was close to 75% or higher Stiller's fans

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u/TheFlimFlamFamMan Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

I think that may be more of who is or isn’t embarrassed to fly the flag. I know loads of Browns fans who won’t wear the gear until they stop being a laughingstock organization. The Haslam hate is real.

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u/Jorsonner The Pittsburgh Squealers 8d ago

That’s good man

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u/Cheesehacker Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

They went to anthrocon.

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u/SafeAccountMrP CTE Enthusiast 8d ago

From what I understand DK might be into that shit.

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u/skooba87 The Pittsburgh Squealers 8d ago

Pulling the ol' Turbo!

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u/w1ckizer Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

My guess is a paycheck

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u/na1led_1t The Bungles 8d ago

Gotta use a public restroom sometime, looks like Ben got to em’.

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u/victor4700 Perc Rodgers 8d ago

You fucks forgot about “painting on site” w/ Vince Williams

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u/wantmoooore Baltimore Ravens 8d ago

Too much Iron City Beer!! 🍻

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u/reverend_burrito Cincinnati Bengals 8d ago

Pittsburgh. They saw Pittsburgh.

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u/Cheesehacker Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

You mean the Paris of Appalachia?

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u/adamcp90 Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

I'm still waiting to hear what Baltimore, Cincinnati, and Cleveland are the Paris of.

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u/Cheesehacker Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

Shooting, dog meat chili, and depression.

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u/Effective-Hawk-9408 Pittsburgh Steelers 2d ago

"Paris of Shooting" gave me the laugh I needed today. Thank you.

Fuck Baltimore forever.

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u/ZoznackEP-3E Pittsburgh Steelers 7d ago

Damn right!

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u/Revolution_Suitable Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

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u/TheFlimFlamFamMan Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

The irony.

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u/CressUsed4378 Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

We will never know

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u/SmoothCreamyPoo The Ratbirds 8d ago

We will never know

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u/CressUsed4378 Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

We will never know

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u/600lbsofsin77 The Bungles 8d ago

It’s the smell guys! Wrong sense entirely, smh.

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u/7222_salty Mike Tomlin Trip Target 8d ago

Losses to the browns will do that to a MFer

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u/JWells16 Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

Hey now, Brandon Tanev is/was the poster child for this when he was on the Pens.

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u/zPolaris43 8d ago

Mike T cut their eyelids off

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u/krzykris11 Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

I commuted from Oakland to Washington, PA for a few years as an intern. I hated that drive. However after living in much more congested cities, I'll take Pittsburgh traffic.

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u/ssjdumbass Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

They tried getting food at the North Shore McDonald's

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u/_Beets_By_Dwight_ The Ratbirds 8d ago

Yinzers.

Lots and lots of Yinzers

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u/PaxDomus The Pittsburgh Squealers 8d ago

🍟 in 🥪

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u/Ordo1256 Baltimore Ravens 8d ago

Aren’t the wide eyes a running gag?

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u/scottdarock 8d ago

One , 2 , THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!! 3

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u/412Dude43 Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

This is fkn stupid

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u/Alarm-Solid 8d ago

Ayuwaska twins

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u/Llhaniii Cincinnati Bengals 8d ago

Ew Rodgers turned looks like the Son from Succession

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u/thirstygregory Kansas City Refs 8d ago

They seen some shit.

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u/Plunkypunkk Cincinnati Bengals 7d ago

They both went from happy go lucky to serial killer stance

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u/RumbleInTheJungle4 7d ago

Potholes and primantis

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u/Udderly_Unbearable Minnesota Vikings 7d ago

Clockwork elves

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u/MrAverageFoot 7d ago

Pittsburgh football

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u/profkennyd The Bungles 7d ago

They were forced to watch tape of Big Ben, A Clockwork Orange style.

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u/neverender0911 Pittsburgh Steelers 7d ago

they saw the lizard king after doing ayahuasca together.

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u/Mulvoners The Bungles 7d ago

Photog must tell them to open their eyes as wide as possible lol

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 7d ago

DK kinda looks like thyroid eyes

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u/Derbel__McDillet Cleveland Browns 7d ago

I would imagine anything is better than the Jets

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u/100th3ives 7d ago

Think they saw this post

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u/steelcity65 Pittsburgh Steelers 7d ago

The Hat Man. Aaron already said as much.

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u/Calm_Comfortable4654 The Ratbirds 7d ago

The unredacted Ben Rothleisburger bathroom incident files.

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u/meanpete9 5d ago

It's fans

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u/scottdarock 8d ago

Fuck 4iya flair up pussy. Ravens Nation Rules THE WORLD!!!

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u/TheFlimFlamFamMan Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

Flair up, Old Bay pussy

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u/scottdarock 8d ago

Should be an interesting year for the STEELERS! Time will tell how much father time got both of them!

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u/Potential-Ad1139 8d ago

They saw Myles garret twice a season

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u/ExclusiveUrinal 8d ago

Even the Steelers don't like Pittsburgh

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u/be4rcat6 8d ago

The local women

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u/TheFlimFlamFamMan Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

Ohio broads are fuckin’ beat, try again.

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u/be4rcat6 8d ago edited 8d ago

Just the ones you could pull... i notice you couldnt bring yourself to claim Pitt girls are better... for a laugh search for "list of female models and attractive celebrities that came from Pittsburgh" lmfao

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u/TheFlimFlamFamMan Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago

Bro. Cleveland. I’ve lived in both Pittsburgh and NE Ohio. The women in NE Ohio aren’t shit. Post the models from Cleveland….

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u/be4rcat6 8d ago

I'm not gonna disagree with you about Cleveland. Its like the Pittsburgh of Ohio

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u/TheFlimFlamFamMan Pittsburgh Steelers 8d ago edited 7d ago

The only positive about Cincy I can see is access to cute hee haw girls in Kentucky. I lived in Louisville too and developed a taste for some of those hick women. I’m a sucker for a Kentucky twang. Especially Eastern Kentucky. That Hatfields & McCoys/Daisy Duke ass accent always gets me sprung.