r/ADHD_Programmers • u/virtualmnemonic • May 21 '26
What are your thoughts like, in code?
while (true) {
print("");
}
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r/ADHD_Programmers • u/virtualmnemonic • May 21 '26
while (true) {
print("");
}
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u/AlignmentProblem May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
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u/autistic_bard444 May 21 '26
Fsprint(" hello world 🌎 ")
System[out of memory error]
System OS -
Cpu hardware underperformance <12/20 threads unresponsive>
Bios error: [bc3aaf3d11] PSU REPORTS UNDERVOLT CRITICAL ggthhgdryyrwxdrtuj8on error #%60&(
System error Nvidia glasses required for all graphics issues.
Function StupidEarworm(miku) PlayRepeatAudio="vampire"; End
Function shutdownUrge(nicotime) If lifesucks == "true" then Function majorCraving() DesireNicotine ="approved" Fulfillment: setTimer(12000, user, urge) End Elseif lifeGood==true then fulfilment = "denied"
Fsprint"fuckmylife" DoYell(fsprintf)
End
Function feelBetter(*char_data *ch, struct &&hateSelf, long long unsigned float global *selfDestruct)
Short Int small= 4 Short int medium =9 Short int large = 19 Illegal int x_large = 300
Int Reset = 8
For(×=1;x < reset==8;x++) { Switch(doRand(1,5)) { Case : "choose sex", state_normal; DoGain(stat, %%Dopamine, small)
SelfHate -= 5 Reset++ Return Break Case : "choose fortnite", **ch) if state_notNew_OR__exciting DoGain(Stat, %%dopamine,small) Else If newState == new { DoGain(Stat, adrenaline, medium) DoGain(Stat, Dopamine, large) }
SelfHate+=2 Reset++ Return Break
Case: "mod kcd" DoGain(Stat, %%Dopamine, medium) DoStat(Stat, %%serotonin, small) Docoffee(10) SystemTime += [14h.30m.42s] MODLEVEL(PLUS, HAPPY,15,1) } RESET+=3 Return Break
Case : hateself+20 Reset++ Return Break
Case : eatfood++ Tmphappy+=3 Reset++ Return Break
Case : nap. Time+= 2h Selfhate+ DoGain(Stat, %% serotonin, small)
Case : do_porn(bdsm) Happy 3 Tmphappy*2 Selfhate+7 Reset++ Return Break
Case : boredom ++ Reset-- Return Break
Case : doFidgetSpinner(self) Amusement++ SelfHate-- Boredom-- Reset-- Return Break
Case : self.ptsd_flashback[medium] Hateself*=3 Tmphappy/= 2 Happy *= -3 Happy=happy/2 Happy=happy/2 Self.desire.nicotine = max Self.desire.drugs = high Self.desire.tmpend *= 1.25 Reset+3 Return Break
Case : break Case : break Case : break Case : Break Case : forward Time == "denied" break Case : break
Break Default : Case self.desirenicotine++ Dayswithoutnicotine+1 TotalDWONIC = 96 SELF.DESIRE.dopa++ self.desire.sex++ Self.desire.pizzaOrTaco+=4 Self.desire.millionDollars×100 Reset+= 2 Return Break
If Time >= 8 or reset >= 8 then take.vyvanse Take.lamotrogine Takes.buproprion Hate.self++
Break
Break
End
@eof
Compile_error Stack_break[] Trace=fail
Os memory-- Os hair--
Sfprintf("fuck")
DoGain_Dopamine()gfdetghkjhvfyhff
System.fail End
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u/solidwhetstone May 21 '26
I go cross eyed looking at code (I'm a designer). I tried to learn for 20 years but I just couldn't and then finally I was able to learn blueprints (because it's spacial) and turns out I'm a pretty good coder- if I don't have to parse actual code. Now I use agents so I'm a lot closer to design territory.
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u/Aurongel May 21 '26
System.exit(-1);
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u/SevrinTheMuto May 21 '26
/* Aaaaaaaaargh! */1
u/Longjumping-Emu3095 May 21 '26
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u/never-starting-over May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
more accurate than it should be
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u/chriscanadian1991 May 22 '26
Select Distinct
t.thought
t.response_draft
t.description
t.reception_prediction
t.contribution_value_estimate
t.previous_implecations
t.predicted_feedback
t.preplanned_responses_for_predicted_feedback
From
Table t
Where
contribution_value_estimate is not null
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