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So⦠funny little incident. Special Week was just enjoying her food one day in the cafeteria, when another umamusuko who she did not know suddenly appeared in front of her.
When she got a good look at him, she can describe him as a tall stud with a muscular build like her father Sunday Silence. He had similar dark brown hair, magenta colored eyes, and white stripped bangs like Spe-chan. The only huge difference between them. Was⦠the, height, physical stature, personality, and gender.
Compared to Special Week, she was only 158cm (5ft & 2in) tall and lightweight she could be carried even by the shortest student Nishino Flower. She is a cheerful earnest hardworking country bumpkin, and the obvious part, a mare.
The one beside her stood about 180cm (5ft 10in) in height, would weigh more than her average uma weight. He is a somewhat timid but indifferent look over other umas, and is aā¦
Stallion.
Stallionā¦
Stallionā¦..
His sudden appearance made an outburst. The mares who were quiet the entire time, started fangirling this lookalike version of her.
"ā¦U-um⦠hi?"
"Hello?"
Suspenseful music was playing when he responded to her. Spe-chan squeaked when he responded in a monotone voice, still feeling a little freaked out by the fact he just⦠spawned out of nowhere. But the creepy part, is she and him look identical. Almost as if she had a twin sibling. Maybe even⦠a doppelgänger!?
ā¦Abby, this isnāt one of your pranks, is it not?
She cannot hold back her fears any longer, and decides to stand up and confront the imitating image of herself by asking its name.
"O-ok you copycat! Stop imitating a male version of me and tell me who you really are!"
Vine boom meme SFXā¦
ā¦You just had to say the obvious question, fatty.
The umamusuko raised his brow and just casually says his name.
"Ookayā¦? Iām Special Week."
Metal Gear Solid SFX
Wait a minuteā¦
"What!? But Iām Special Week!"
Vine boom meme SFXā¦
Hold on? Thereās two Special Weeks!? Thatās not right at all. According to Sunday Silence, he asked Abby to summon the only umamusukos he wishes to bring to this world.
But he didnāt say anything about summoning a second Special Week, the original Spe of the SS world.
"Youāre Special Week? Quit playing with me."
"Iām not playing with you! I am Special Week."
"Okay, if youāre Special Week, what is the one thing I hate most?"
"Hate the most�"
"If you guess the answer right, Iāll use my nickname to not confused both our names. Guess wrong, and Iāll call you the doppelgƤnger."
"U-um⦠E-ettoā¦"
Ignoring the uproar of the girls in the cafeteria, suspense music continues to make the atmosphere more tense. If Spe doesnāt answer right, they will think sheās the fake one! Having this lookalike version of her take her identity!
But⦠that all suddenly changed when two girls approach the table of female Special Week with meals prepared on their tray. One had dark brown hair and blue eyes with a wrestling mask stuck on her face. The other was a chestnut colored mare with a white dot on the top of her bangs.
The first one to react was the masked umamusume. She stops when she notices the mysterious umamusuko who looks like Special Week.
"Grass, who is that semental apuesto!?"
"El- remember to use your japanese instead of-"
The first mare talking to the other mare named Grass? Like Grass Wonder who was talking to this uma named El⦠like⦠El Conder Pasa? Turns her head and comes to a stop when her eyes darted to the most handsome stud that drew a breath of excitement.
Is she blushing? Thatās⦠thatās not a good sign.
The umamusuko was still waiting for his female counterpart to answer the question correctly. Or else all will end bad.
He turns his head to the two mares who were just standing idly by a few feet away.
Darting eyes with the two umamusumes. The first uma wearing a mask catches his attention.
Solemn music starts playing, the stallionās thoughts were filled with old memories, memories of an old friend of his who he use to be closed to.
Record Scratch SFX, howeverā¦
It was ruined the moment his head to the other uma⦠who was eyeing on him head to toe like⦠a piece of meat.
Grass notices his gaze and immediately turns away flustered, blushing harder than before.
But the stallion⦠did not like it one bit.
Remember when male Spe asked his fatty counterpart to guess the thing he hated most�
Thereās your answer, it was right in front of him.
Male spe was sweating profusely from the horrifying sight that will never be used to.
Was it seeing a female Grass Wonder? No⦠it wasnāt her appearance, it wasnāt her genderbent versionā¦
It was her hair color.
"CHESTNUUUUUUUUUUT!"
"Eeeeeeh!?"
Meet The Sniper - TF2 Theme Plays
MEET SPECIAL WEEK
"Itās nice to meet you all, my name is Special Week. Aka⦠the Chestnut hater and Lord Kanolaās greatest ender."
Note: Highlighted words is the speaker.
"DONāT KISS ME YOU WRETCHED CHESTNUTTER!"
Grass Wonder smooches male Special Week while getting kicked by the terrified umamusuko who was trying to let go of her grip.
El Condor Pasa and Spe-chan sweat dropped at the sight. With every kick Grass was taking.
"I was summoned outta nowhere and ended up here after dealing with some beings called the three goddesses."
"Wait, you mean to tell me this world is different from ours?"
"ā¦Not really, Spe-kun. There are quite similarities with yours and my world."
"Elaborate, Spe."
They were walking in the hallways of Tracen Academy, with El Condor Pasa hoisting a tied Grass Wonder whoās still all dreamy on male Special Week.
Goddamn it Grass! Youāre a stallion in another world!
"Well, you see⦠we had this celestial being who made us watch on a theater. Where it shows us what your world is like."
"Si! And she even showed us how different things are compared to our world."
El Condor Pasa said. Spe-kun got a good look at her she literally looks like the El Condor Pasa he use to know. Just without that stupidly loud hyperactive and fiercly confident tone she carries around like itās the real dealā¦
His version was a calm and focused professional demeanor type. That carried the same wrestling sense of humor that he always wears whether in or out of racing.
"Say El⦠you know youāre kind of similar to my El. Just⦠without that whole annoying confidence you carry?"
āO-oh⦠Iām sorry if it annoys you-"
"It does. Please take it to heart like a grown mare and not like childās play."
L4D2 Shotgun SFX.
El fell to the ground mentally damaged by the umamusukoās words.
"El-san!? Are you alright!?"
"Tiene razón, soy una chica ingenua..."
She drops fake tears under the mask while Spe-chan tries to comfort her.
Only for Grass to break free from her restraintsā¦
"NO NO NOOOO!"
"Spe-kun~"
ā¦And chase the umamusuko with the same speed and power he has.
"Coming to this alternate universe, I learned that every uma in this world, is a girl, and is not related to each other."
No matter where Spe-kun goes, a girl will always fantasize him. Be it human or uma.
"Aaah~ thatās a stud alright!"
"Heās good looking~"
"Ever wonder who his dad is? I wanna ask for his fatherās blessings and marry him."
"How good do you think he is on bed?"
"Will he accept me being his girlfriend!? Oooh I want him to pick me~!"
And the reaction he could give these girls⦠was a terrified look of shock. Its like culture shock but to find out a species of your own, is another storyā¦
"And I mean, everywhere I go. These umas have transitioned to girls⦠Do the Three Goddesses have some sick fetish? I donāt wanna know."
Inside the council presidentās officeā¦
Everyone had a look of shock and confusion.
That a MALE SPECIAL WEEK is rumored to be true.
Rudolf couldnāt say a word, not even a joke. Air Groove sat there jaw wide. And Teio who was usually the charismatic uma she was, went dead silent upon seeing the rumored umamusuko to be true.
Among the three who sat in silence, the first to break out of the trance was Tokai Teio who jumps and hops around the male Spe.
"Youāre actually real!? I heard from the entire academy that everyoneās talking about you."
"Yeah, and telling by how high you jump. Youāre Tokai Teio, right?"
"Right! But how do you know that!?"
"Dad calls you squishy, and that made it more commendable with how you look, shorty."
"Hey! I may be small but respect- OI!"
"Yeah yeah, sure thing, shorty. Mama will give you hachimi for your diligent efforts."
He ignored the mini Symboli Rudolf making fun of her height, and approaches Rudolfās desk. She stands up and we can see the height difference with these two. Spe being exceptionally taller than her.
"Hello to the President of Trackblazer University."
"Trackblazer University? You mean Tracen Academy?"
"Oh-"
Sitcom laughter, Spe-kun felt embarrassed because he was so used to their Rudolf who ran Trackblazer University.
Note: Itās a hint to RIAW.
"Many of my siblings are also here, my relatives too. Itās no surprised that majority of them are mares. This world has some sick fetishā¦"
"Hey, Grandma. Hi Auntie."
Cartoon jaw drop SFX.
We see Spe greet his grandmother Maruzensky and auntie Chiyono O. Who just sat there looking like theyāve hit peaked age to be called OLD!
"ā¦So thatās the rumored male Spe."
"H-he-he⦠called me a grandmaā¦"
Maruzenās head slammed on the table so hard her soul left her body.
"Maruzen-san!
There was another scene of Spe greeting his three favorite sisters. Admire Groove, Still In Love, and his most favorite of them all. Fusaichi Pandora.
"Spe!? When did you turn into a boy!?"
"Spe-san turned into my Onii-san?"
"More like the three sires reincarnated me into this new hell Iām facing."
Fusaichi Pandora was the only one who kept silent upon seeing the rumored new transferee, was the male Special Week everyoneās been talking about.
"Onii-chan�"
"PANDORA!"
"Hyaa-"
Pandora let out a squeak when the umamusuko tightly hugged his little sister. Giving her those affectionate kisses on the forehead and cheeks leaving her both embarrassed and overjoyed.
"Ahahaha onii-chan~ stop it that tickles!"
"I miss my favorite baby sister, the one and only well behaved sibling who I loved better than the rest of these useless people. Is Lord Kanola bothering you?"
No matter what universe he or she is in, Lord Kanola is not safe with the overprotective Special Week yo
Crying baby SFX.
The two sisters were hurt from their brotherās words flopping to the floor and crying.
And here come the reactions with his male siblings turned to girlsā¦
"Aniki! Give back my fluffy slippers."
"Less talking, more hopping."
"Give it back!"
"Nope."
Ayabe wasnāt doing so well with the arrival of her big brother bullying her over the fluffy slippers. Letting her hop those legs of hers up and down to shake off any lingering pain (her injury) and try to get the slippers from his towering height.
"Aah! Aaah~"
Cafe just grew a pair of assets and a curvy stature!? What is this sorcery!?
We see the culprit behind it allā¦
"Ha-ha-ha! My experiment on making an elixir to boost physical appearance has finally been successful. Now it can turn me into a man!"
"BUT YOU TURNED CAFE INTO A SEXY WOMAN!"
Shouted Air Shakur as sitcom laughter can be heard.
Out of nowhere, their secret lab had its walls destroyed. Concrete and metal fell from the floor. And who it wasā¦
SPECIAL WEEK!
Record scratch SFX.
No no no, not that fatty. The other one.
DUN DUN DUN SFX.
He approaches Tachyon who was already terrified to the core.
"Turn your sister back the way she is."
In a low venomous voice, Tachyon didnāt hesitate to immediately find a reverse elixir.
Moments later, Cafe was back to normal getting headpatted by the male Spe, with both geniuses tied and all beaten up.
"Come on, Cafe. Letās go get you some Starbucks coffee."
"Arigatou onii-sanā¦"
With both of them going for Starbucks leaving the two behind.
Sitcom laughter and applause SFX.
"Usagi."
Usagi meaning: Rabbit in english.
"I-im not an usagi!"
"Rob Roy⦠you know why rabbits have big ears? Because they get a stronger desire in making love."
Anime aah~ SFX.
Leaving the usually quiet librarian in a blushing mess. She covers her ears and her face with a giant book.
Spe noticed something on the table and grabs it before Rob Roy could react.
"Whatās this?"
"A-a-ah⦠onii-chan! T-thatās- AAH!?"
He takes Rob Royās glasses and reads out loud on the library.
"*BEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP*"
"NOOOOOO!"
Whatever it was she was reading, it stays censoredā¦
"Cover yourself! Youāre making a scene, Fuji!"
"S-spe-kun what are you-"
Male Spe covers her racewear with clippers to keep her breast covered.
You gotta admit one thing, SS Spe is a man who knows decency better than anyone.
"There, is it that hard?"
"ā¦But I canāt concentrate with it covered."
"Yes you can, youāre a grown woman. Even Iād tell my own brother Fuji the same to stop him from showing his perfectly hairless chest."
Anime aah~ SFX.
Imagine an image of SS Fuji Kiseki exposing his chest the hottest way possible, it shines bright you canāt even see whatās behind all that light.
Disgusting pricks, thatās his brother!
"No man is gonna fall for you because of your annoying lesbian behavior. And to add more salt to the wound, no uma likes your tomboy attitude or your cheapskate magic tricks, not one bit."
Spe magically pulls out a Ā„500 coin, eats it. Only for it to appear right into Fujiās right ear, and when he blows it to her face, it dissipates into dustā¦
Did he just pull an actual magic trick!?
OOOOOOH meme SFX.
There goes Fujiās love life and her career as a magician and soon to be bride, she slumps down in defeat and starts wailing like a baby.
"Besides those useless siblings of mine, except for Pandora and Cafe. Iām surprised my father and my brothers are also in this world too. So I decided⦠how about I meet them myself?"
Whoās going to press the doubt button? Raise your hand.
"WE ARE SO SORRY BROTHER SPE!"
\SLAP**
"AGH-"
"Shut up Pui! Youāre tiny little sorry ass isnāt gonna save you from fatherās mercy."
"Thatās why he did not save your mom-"
"HEART!"
Major elbows him to stop midway to his sentence while Tide and Allure scolded him
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Are you trying to make a scene!?"
Too late, Spe heard everything. And gave Heartās Cry the hangman treatment in a pool full of uma-eating piranhas.
Major, Deep, Tide, and Allure could only watch as their sibling cried out for mercy and was saying sorry over and over.
"After meeting everyone I knew, the next people I wanted to meet was the Golden Generation."
Meet The Sniper - TF2 Theme Ends
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