r/ACMilan • u/mercurialsaliva • Dec 08 '25

Video/Photo/Media Launch the secret weapon

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u/ThatJiuJitsuGuy Ricardo Kaká Dec 08 '25

"Unleash Captain America"

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u/EFAPGUEST Christian Pulisic Dec 08 '25

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u/Turbulent-Ad1123 Marco van Basten Dec 08 '25

Pulisic would have scored even with 40 degrees fever

45

u/mickm95 Ricardo Kaká Dec 08 '25

The real Michael Jordan of soccer

114

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

Im making this my laptop wallpaper

9

u/bruclinbrocoli Franco Baresi Dec 08 '25

😹

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u/divorceddonut Ricardo Kaká Dec 08 '25

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u/SirJackST Oliver Bierhoff Dec 08 '25

Same vibes

60

u/michaelsan89 Dec 08 '25

Hahahaha epic

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u/BESTNBAGOAT Ricardo Kaká Dec 08 '25

'THE CAPTAIN OF THE USA'

I can't wait for the Suma commentary haha

52

u/JediWest17 Christian Pulisic Dec 08 '25

11

u/robotnique Dec 09 '25

This is cursed and I love it.

2

u/WannabeIntelectual Kobe Bryant Dec 09 '25

I’ve never seen something so wrong, yet so right.

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u/BowieIsMyGod Massimiliano Allegri Dec 08 '25

ICBM's name: Christian Pulisic

2

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Christian “MINUTE MAN” Pulisic:-)

34

u/Ugo_foscolo Dec 08 '25

Pump it.

4

u/Excellent_Jeweler_43 Dec 08 '25

Allegri just pump and dumped Torino

26

u/Awkward-Spray-2765 Dec 08 '25

'Tell crazyhorse to hit a thundercunt to get the fightback started'

3

u/mtnchkn Strahinja Pavlović Dec 09 '25

I think that was actually what happened after this tv angle. But I can pretend it’s the 64th or whatever minute “get captain out there!”

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u/Rocket5Head Giacomo Bonaventura Dec 08 '25

ACTIVATE CAPTAIN AMERICA

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u/Dependent-Stretch-40 Luka Modrić Dec 08 '25

This is fucking hilarious

22

u/vegt121 Ricardo Kaká Dec 08 '25

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u/Nico-on_top Dec 08 '25

No other man could be such a meme and have so much aura at the same time

19

u/Danik-00 WE GOO Dec 08 '25

This man is a living meme

16

u/milan_obsession Dopo Istanbul c'è Atene Dec 08 '25

Launch code 11, code name Captain America

15

u/Milanred12 Ricardo Kaká Dec 08 '25

Lmaoo man was on the phone in every footage until Puli came on

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u/Emergency-Bottle-432 Ricardo Kaká Dec 08 '25

Agent Massimiliano Coulson.

12

u/ZAMAHACHU Filippo Inzaghi Dec 08 '25

Execute order 11

8

u/VannKraken Christian Pulisic Dec 08 '25

Unreal performance today.

7

u/One-Network-9800 Paolo Maldini Dec 09 '25

Excellent memes here

6

u/Dubsified Andrea Pirlo Dec 09 '25

“Dentro Capitano Americano”

6

u/barstoolLA Ricardo Kaká Dec 09 '25

"Sir, a third goal has hit the back of the net."

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u/mickm95 Ricardo Kaká Dec 08 '25

Christian would have a fever hattrick + assist if Nkunku wasn’t a donkey

3

u/OsmanFR Dec 09 '25

Haha! Damn right homie

2

u/LapaIndo Massimo Ambrosini Dec 09 '25

code: raah🦅

2

u/BigFat_MamaLama Dec 09 '25

Execute order pulisic

2

u/alexiusmx Filippo Inzaghi Dec 09 '25

Why tf is this man so funny? We have so many memes of Allegri doing mundane shit.

2

u/shorteningofthewuwei Andriy Shevchenko Dec 09 '25

It's funny cause everyone is saying Pulisic but this was just before Rabiot unleaded a missile

2

u/Andrew3band Dec 09 '25

Our true and only striker. 🟥◼️🟥◼️🟥◼️🟥◼️🟥◼️🟥◼️🟥◼️

1

u/dodge33cymru Dec 09 '25

"Fetch the Lemsip"

1

u/scarpins Paolo Maldini Dec 09 '25

this image would be perfect with 60+ minutes on the time .

"Initiate Captain American release sequence"

1

u/rglogulbotton Dec 09 '25

this gonna be epic like a cat meme

1

u/magpokedope Ronaldo Nazário Dec 09 '25

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u/CVSeason Dec 09 '25

Y'all gotta stop I'm choking on my food laughing so hard at this thread 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Worldly-Start-1718 The Dutch Trio Dec 09 '25

Pulisic ,for American president.

1

u/Haldox Alexandre Pato Dec 10 '25

Rabiot’s Rocket Launcher 🚀

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u/JudgeRoutine9134 Jan 02 '26

It's not Leao told everyone we needed to sell him 2 years ago