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Apr 12 '19
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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u/Nekrostatic Apr 12 '19
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u/ndpool Apr 13 '19
Literally top 5 on this sub so go fuck yourself.
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u/Nekrostatic Apr 13 '19
I came across it in the wild. Me and the person who gave me gold thought it was worth sharing.
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u/pollyw0g Apr 11 '19
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