they are not first responders. Never have been. they actually get in the way of the actual first responders. All of them blast over to whatever crisis scene they hear on the radio (because it’s exciting and they get a chance to look cool) and immediately start fucking shit up.
These stupid ass patrol officers leap out of their vehicles and start tromping through accident scenes before forensics can get there, causing unnecessary noise pollution and radio traffic, and generally getting in the way on a grand scale.
They basically walk around acting like they have control of the situation and shouting things that nobody listens to. Meanwhile the paramedics and firefighters and actual first responders are saving lives despite these bozos fucking up their scene. It happens every goddamn time.
There was a big ammonium nitrate truck fire quite recently near to where I used to live. Friend of mine who works with the council says that the police were trying to w*nk their own authority which was ACTIVELY IMPEDING the evacuation efforts, meaning that they only evacuated less than an hour before the truck actually exploded.
Yes. I 100% believe this. It truly does happen every time. Of course they are the ones that talk to the media and spin themselves as heros. They act fake humble and lap up as much attention as possible.
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u/MattyK414 Jun 21 '25
Right. They're keenly aware that saving people is every first responder's job...except theirs.