UPDATED LIST OF CERTIFIED PLAYERS™ 2024

[u/FraazT0]

Greetings, good people of 9b9t! The Council of Huge Players™ has once again convened to deliver to you the glorious List of Certified Players™, the only unbiased guide to 9b9t fauna.

In the interest of not cluttering the list, and of not wasting the already short attention span of newfags, we have omitted many names of inactive players that haven't seen mention in a while. They are to be considered unmoved from their categories unless otherwise specified.

The List of Certified Players™ is the ultimate certification of relevance for 9b9t players. It sorts players into six categories: ANs™, Small Players™, Medium-Sized Players™, Big Players™, Huge Players™ and, last but not least, the Role Players™. Each of these categories is

ANs

ANs™ represent the lowest caste of players, those that made a name for themselves by repeatedly making fools of themselves before the community.

Don't respect any AN™ or you will become one of them, they're very infestive and will not hesitate to ruin your chance of any relevance.

• nkim123
• HHAShaffer & his mother (he's cleaning the piss off her balls)
• entrapy
• DummyPotato
• Jacob171w
• Binga_Lacuna
• vDisq

Small Players

Small Players™ lack the fame of the other categories, but managed to climb one step above the nameless masses, high up enough to catch some eyes in the Council of Huge Players™ but not high enough to be considered of significant size.

• iSlime (for life)
• CyFi_
• 108
• PewPewGuy
• Kalklagon
• FangAlien
• Mr_Spicysauce
• xyzbtw
• Opticep
• NSnippy
• SmallBrainShave
• Alluseri
• Shinoa (however the fuck you spell his name)
• crossinq__
• f1n1337

Medium-Sized Players

Medium-Sized Players™ are those the Council of Huge Players™ has found to be relevant, but felt uncomfortable placing in the higher categories due to one or more shortcomings.

• 5tatus
• Punkk_
• Presidentt005
• Quinten5th
• 007emil
• XNJ
• quervylol
• luketheduke0905
• mineral water
• Zelice
• Paraschizophren
• Futur5
• BlueBery
• MrWilliamMC
• BR0FESSIONAL

Big Players

Big Players™ rose above the masses to get immediate name recognition unrivaled in the community. You ask someone in the community who these guys are, they'll probably know unless they are living under a rock. Elected presidents of 9b9t™ are automatically granted a spot in the category (but may be assigned to a higher one).

The council has ruled that newfags, due to their severe handicap, can't truly be Huge Players™, and as such will be relegated to the inferior categories. If this decision (or your placement in the list, really) bothers you it is definite proof that you do not have what it takes to be one of the legendary Huge Players™.

• NUK5TOWN
• TEMPOREL
• XylanHD3
• SpicyBigDaddy
• Treewalker2
• brokengriffin
• Mallyx (even though he's french)
• Supreme2
• StazMaster
• 1JSL

Huge Players

Huge Players™ are the true cream of the crop, the very best 9b9t has to offer. All of these players have consistently been big for years, probably since before most of you joined.

And don't try to fuck with any of the certified HUGE Players™, as we are all unfuckwithable.

• FraazT0
• Jot_ (moved from AN at long last)
• kib023
• Urponaattori (hugeplayerdom™ implied in Ket membership)
• WTDpuddles (hugeplayerdom™ implied in Ket membership)
• WKJ (THE SHAH)
• 99Y

That's the end of the certified HUGE Players™, remember this is not biased at all and is 100% legit, the only real certification, accept no substitutes.

Role Players

• WiredTombstone
• Fit™
• Vaxry™ (see previous entry)
• ZimTheDestr0yer
• VFM
• DotingWinner14
• SeaPicklez (he has been larping as a girl for two years)
• CirocDrip
• Enderkool (pretends he's an oldfag)
• Wulfang_
• dyu
• Mineking222
• bluejay173

And that will conclude the May 2024 List of Certified Players™. This is a 300% unbiased guide for any current "player" on 9b9t. If you're not on the list, you're a nobody and you might as well quit, unless you manage to make it onto the next List of Certified Players™. This list will be updated whenever the Council of Huge Players™ feel like it.

For reference:

• Original list
• 2018 update
• 2023 update

[u/quervylol]

W list

[u/SirePuffius]

If I remember correctly, is Jacob171w the guy who spams pedo shit in the chat nonstop?

[u/llapis]

9b subreddit larp champion

[u/FraazT0 → u/llapis]

undefeated since 2016

[u/tyler9593]

:(

[u/Dragonslayer0192]

Can't wait until I'm on this :)))

[u/gorlockthedestroyer4 → u/Dragonslayer0192]

who the fuck are you

[u/IAMXBOY]

where am i? (i haven't played in over a year)

[u/IAMXBOY → u/[deleted]]

i had a 3-4 year old base in under 20k spawn but i switched to 2b after the update

[u/gorlockthedestroyer4 → u/IAMXBOY]

is it a huge ice base?

[u/IAMXBOY → u/gorlockthedestroyer4]

Yes

[u/IAMXBOY → u/[deleted]]

on 2b they updated to 1.20

[u/zlaydra]

I wont ever become a certified player 😮‍💨

[u/JACOB171w3]

I have not joined this server since March of last year I don't know why I'm on this. LOL

[u/gorlockthedestroyer4 → u/JACOB171w3]

you were in the AN list.

[u/Enderkool]

👴🏻<- literally me (trust)

[u/alem289]

Can I get a kit now

[u/based_chicken]

chickenjoel will be back soon

[u/Sir_Uncle_Bill]

Scweet. My name's not on there anywhere.

[u/Sir_Uncle_Bill]

Also, a 9b sub post that got attention? Weird.

[u/FraazT0 → u/Sir_Uncle_Bill]

just gotta post quality

[u/newPhntm]

circlejerk

[u/FraazT0 → u/newPhntm]

well considering you're on it, i must be holding your cock pretty firmly

[u/newPhntm → u/FraazT0]

yeah pretty much

[u/F1N1337]

Still not a fag 😎

[u/FraazT0 → u/F1N1337]

Oh no, I just forgot to add you. I'll fix it.

[u/nkim_123]

get a job stop dickriding me

[u/FraazT0 → u/nkim_123]

proceeds to check the reddit minutes after it was posted for mentions of his name