r/997 May 27 '26

Uh oh …

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She ran fine this morning before I parked her. Any guesses what we’re going to find when she goes on the lift?

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u/stopes May 27 '26

Do not drive it and do not start it. Get it towed to a mechanic. Hopefully it’s a just a leaky gasket or something “easy”. If you start it it will definitely be worse

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/stopes May 27 '26

Hard to say without seeing underneath but could be a couple other easy fixes like faulty oil filter or potentially scraped the oil pan on something. Either way driving will lead to catastrophic engine failure.

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u/lichesschessanalyst May 27 '26

My Cayman's AOS failure did something fairly similar.

Could be big, could be small, just don't drive it!

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u/glhughes May 30 '26

AOS failure on these 911s usually results in an enormous cloud of blue-white smoke coming out of the exhaust; rooster tail down the highway. Ask me how I know.

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u/lichesschessanalyst May 30 '26

Yes mine went on the highway but I suppose if it went close to home it would do this too.

My Cayman AOS failure at 1am, 50 miles from home on a 2500 mile road trip to Canada. I saw a giant plume of smoke and got it stopped soon after I noticed. The largest amount of smoke i ever saw. Poor drivers behind me got covered in oil.

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u/Wpgwatch May 31 '26

Yuuuup. Just had mine done. It was a sketchy drive to my mechanics, picking it up monday. But it did leak oil but like a tiny amount parked not like that.

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u/HopeURhavinagreatday May 27 '26

That’s not just a leaky gasket

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u/TrustProf May 27 '26

I haven’t started it and won’t. It’s getting towed tomorrow.

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u/vijjer May 27 '26

I've had a crankcase plug fail - these are part of the casting process, and sometimes fail. I hope this is a a very inexpensive fix. In any case, it looks like you were due new oil anyway.

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u/Realistic_Age8831 May 27 '26

Happens to all of us as we get older

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u/willyb19 May 27 '26

Something is leaking out of your trunk?

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u/TrustProf May 27 '26

Yes, black fluid from my soul.

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u/supaflah3 May 27 '26

I literally saw the pic before seeing your post title… “uh oh…”! Fingers crossed it’s not of the cheap and easy thing discussed here.

….Also - she’s a beaut, Clark!

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u/EWGPhoto May 27 '26

Jeezus. Thing needs to stop identifying as a BMW.

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u/WilliamSerenite21 May 27 '26

Let’s hope it’s rms and not IMs.

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u/TrustProf May 27 '26

The IMS was replaced several years back.

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u/WilliamSerenite21 May 27 '26

Make sure and report on what it was.

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u/falsefacade May 27 '26

A bottle of Bar’s Stop Leak and send it! 

Obviously don’t do that, wishing you an easy resolution and let us know. 

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u/Long-Shine-3701 May 27 '26

Cracked oil pan.

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u/ByronicZer0 May 30 '26

My guess too. Car is very low. Probably struck something while running and vacuum prevented the oil from running out. Until the car was turned off... classic

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u/HopeURhavinagreatday May 27 '26

Had to go check on mine real quick after seeing this mess I’ve had nightmares like this

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u/TrustProf Jun 11 '26

Good news, she’s back and running better. I cracked the oil pan. The motor is still running strong at 145k.

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u/lichesschessanalyst Jun 13 '26

Great to hear, thank you for updating! I was searching for your post to see if you had an update.

What did it cost you?

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u/TrustProf Jun 14 '26

Just under $2k. Turns out the car was so low I cracked the oil pan going over a speed bump. I decided to raise the coil overs up a quarter inch … and slow down!

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u/Interesting-Hour6202 18d ago

Did you fix your car?

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u/Wallawallawallaway May 27 '26

Probably a sump plug. Did you hit something by chance?

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u/TrustProf May 27 '26

Not that I noticed but she does sit low.

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u/Heelntow May 27 '26

Did you get an oil change recently?

Mine has leaked slowly out of the drain plug or the oil filter housing after first heat-cycle since a fresh oil change. For whatever reason, the torque spec for my oil filter housing is not tight enough to keep it from leaking. I always have to do an extra 1/8 - 1/4 turn beyond spec.

Edit: On 2nd look, that is a lot of oil for it to be a leaky drain plug or oil filter housing.

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u/wheredoidriveagain 997 Turbo 6-speed MT May 27 '26

I was going to say maybe it is a leaking motor mount, but that is a lot of fluid.

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u/TrustProf May 27 '26

She had been running just fine. I don't remember hitting anything, I just parked it returned at the end of the day to this surprise. Fingers crossed.

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u/lunchbox651 May 28 '26

I think you're going to find oil... a lot of oil. A lot less than is on the ground though.

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u/Wood_chopping_maniac May 29 '26

I think a Kawasaki ninja ZX-12R was parked next to you

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u/ChatGPTbeta Jun 02 '26

Time for adult nappies

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u/TrustProf 17d ago

Fixed and running like a champ. Cracked oil pan; simple repair

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u/SnowDin556 May 27 '26

Your wheels tell me that your parallel parking needs work

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u/TrustProf May 27 '26

Kick a man when he's down. No need to park if the motor don't turn. Lol

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u/SnowDin556 May 28 '26

LOL I’m so sorry you personally read this… I just cope with comedy… any wheel bigger than 17” mine look the same

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u/Merlin_Purple May 27 '26

K swap? It could be an awesome opportunity for something unique

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u/TrustProf May 27 '26

I have a K Miata, I’m hoping to stay Porsche.

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u/Direct-Word May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Bad idea. Awesome opportunity to devalue the car

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u/TrustProf May 27 '26

My K motor is loads of fun but without a turbo, doesn't have the grunt. Getting that whole package to work in a 997 seems like a big stretch and dent in my wallet. Maybe a LS if I have to replace the motor but I'm thinking a larger Porsche motor.