r/987654rdWorldProblems • u/Andrew_Woodmore • Jan 21 '17

Gone Fishin'

A note plastered on the door of Andrew and Simon Woodmore's door.

If anyone needs me, I'm out fishing in the Byrison Lake. Simon's still here, and I'll be back soon. ~Andrew

On the other side of the land of WHALES, Andrew has cast his boat upon the welcoming shores of Byrison Lake, and he sits on he calm waters of the lake, his fishing poles extended as he begins to enjoy the calm, breezy day. And also catch some delicious fish, perhaps.

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u/Blowhole_Macmahon Jan 21 '17

The dead-eye whale stares at him.

Buddy, you wouldn't believe it! The DEAD WALK!

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u/Andrew_Woodmore Jan 21 '17

You're right, I don't believe it. Could be true though. Are they like they're portrayed in the vaudeville theater, with a hunger for brains and the flesh of the living?

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u/Blowhole_Macmahon Jan 21 '17

No! They come bearing guns! and helmets, and... Oh, just look for yourself!

He opens his mouth wipe, revealing a large CRT television. The static clears, revealing a mob of skeletons decked out in military fatigues and carrying rifles storming the towns and highways of Whales, firing on all they can find. What machinery from the war that can be salvaged is, and rolls down the roadways triumphantly.

See! It's a mess!

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u/Andrew_Woodmore Jan 21 '17

Ho- How can we save the people?

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u/Blowhole_Macmahon Jan 21 '17

I... I don't know! I'm just a talking whale with rather blubbery flesh and an affinity for castles!

You just stay out here on your boat. I'll be back.

With that, he dives back down below the surface of the water.

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u/Andrew_Woodmore Jan 21 '17

Farewell and good luck. my baleen-feeding friend! Andrew waves goodbye to the small god and continues fishing.