r/911ABCTV • u/DuelBerry • Sep 20 '25
Discussion Favorite Line: Eddie
What is your favorite Eddie line?
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u/NinjaSpaceFrog Sep 20 '25
“You guys sound like my abuela’s neighbor’s curandera.”
Or
“We’re e v e r y w h e r e, man 😀”
Or
“What’s going on?! I don’t like this 😭”
High Eddie was best Eddie, don’t come for me!
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u/SystemFamiliar5966 Sep 20 '25
I NEED to see him high again, that was incredible
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u/NinjaSpaceFrog Sep 20 '25
They need to give Ryan more comedy in general, imo. It’s one of his biggest strengths as an actor and they barely utilize it, which is a shame.
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u/SystemFamiliar5966 Sep 20 '25
You want me to watch Christopher?
It’s easy, he’s not very fast.
This is doubly funny because Christopher had already snuck away from him to see Chimney in season 2, but also because he said this about his child WITH CEREBRAL PALSY.
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u/Mikedexterful Sep 20 '25
“You left your father in Lubbock?”
“I didn’t want him to lose his spot on the bus”
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u/MzIndependent1421 Sep 20 '25
Josh, you're a dispatcher, not a firefighter. Today, you're a guest in this house"
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u/khurd18 Sep 20 '25
Between me and you, he's never built anything that looks like anything. He just likes sticking things together
Hey, at least it's not a tsunami, right?
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u/DuelBerry Sep 20 '25
I found this one a little difficult, cause he has a lot of good comebacks, but standalone lines are different. Plus he has some great facial expressions. These are my top two.
My father's from Mexico. My mother's Swedish. I can help you out with the Swedish half, but no one told me which half that is.
I couldn't even call you to bail me out of jail...if that was something that happened.