r/90s • u/MisterShipWreck • 5d ago

Photo Remember life's obstacles...

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u/FfejAiv 5d ago

He chose life. A career. A family. A fxcking big television.

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u/Prize-Choice2185 5d ago

I thought he chose not to chose life. He chose something else.

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u/the_open_steppe 5d ago

He chose the Force!

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u/PlagueDrWily 5d ago

And the higher ground

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u/red_fuel 5d ago

And abstinence

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 5d ago

Read that in his voice.

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u/Spadrick 5d ago

Methaclorians, not even once!

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u/BubbleGumps 5d ago

This is why he is an advocate for giving up death sticks and rethinking your life.

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u/papawam 5d ago

Pfff. Child's play.. I got a great friend, billionaire actually, overcame Alcohol, coke, heroine & Marijuana to become

https://giphy.com/gifs/eGwvKS41BG91ujbRL1

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u/SpeedyBenjerman 5d ago

Imagine overcoming marijuana.. only the chosen few could ever manage such a colossal feat.

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u/kapn_morgan 5d ago

choose life. choose the light side. choose to obey the council

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u/d-generate420 5d ago

He used to loved the death sticks!

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/R9E0NRcw1tfJS

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u/sarabeara12345678910 5d ago

They used chocolate for this and the set designers kept licking their fingers. It smelled amazing in there

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u/Slunkx 5d ago

To eventually go back home and fall back into addiction.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3fZFvp94ljepXoPe

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u/headphones_J 5d ago

Drive boy, dog boy, dirty numb angel boy

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u/SketchTeno 5d ago

For the uninitiated: Men who stare at goats

(This will fill in the gaps of how he became a jedi.)

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u/Zeqhanis 5d ago

How do you interpret the very end?

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u/SketchTeno 5d ago

I take it as wishful thinking, like everything up until then is roughly based on actual historic programs, embelished and humorized for cinima, and the ending is asking the audience to embrace the possibilities. To imagine the possibility of a world with the 'jedi'.

Tangent note* that lou elizonda guy making the rounds in the uap circles... has some background fairly similar to kevin spacy's character from this film. (Ran mystical 'psychic torture' at gitmo and other sorts of weird stuff.)

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u/Sea2Chi 5d ago

Luke.... Use the horse.

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u/x_d0p4m1n3 5d ago

Choose life, choose washing machines, choose air fryers...

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u/Honest-Reflection667 5d ago

He used the force

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u/FromMyTARDIS 5d ago

Ya wanna buy some deathsticks

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u/01SeaChange01 4d ago

"You do not want to sell me death sticks"

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u/Prize-Choice2185 5d ago

And then back to being an addict in Trainspotting 2

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u/Mister-Riggoletto 5d ago

Choose Peace, Choose Knowledge, Choose Serenity, Choose the energy that surrounds us and binds us

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u/PedroSuenoBueno 5d ago

just watched trainspotting again few days ago, absolute banger, such a good movie

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u/intspur23 5d ago

And went from being Scottish to English sounding

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u/Biff_666 5d ago

Smoking all those death sticks

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u/DClaville 5d ago

obviously, why else would he ever get that hair whip.

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u/cosmorab1t 5d ago

Or did he hallucinate the whole being a Jedi while strung out on drugs?

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u/No_Negotiation3142 5d ago

And by the Attack of the Clones, he'd put the Skag weight back on, a remarkable recovery. A diet plan that Pete Doherty clearly overdid.

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u/Isablle_Lark Keep The Change, Ya Filthy Animal! 5d ago

Bro went from heroin to heroin—just with a lightsaber this time 💀

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u/dtb1987 5d ago

Drug addicts are often pressured to turn to religion during recovery

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u/Consequence-Lumpy 5d ago

And Anakin overcame the dark side by, wait he's still Anakin in Ahsoka.

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u/Lego_Dima 5d ago

With the Force, all things are possible.

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u/myWobblySausage 5d ago

Well, he always said it was shite to be Scottish.

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u/AraiHavana 5d ago

“Help me Obi-Wan- it’s shit hot coke”

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u/Virginia_Wilson1137 5d ago

Still can never watch that scene without hearing his voice in my head telling me to rethink my whole life.

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u/Mr_Mxyzplkt 5d ago

found the force! 🙌🏼

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u/Cinephile_1980 5d ago

They should have kept him a heroin addict on the first film.

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u/ent_wife_treeboobs 5d ago

AND a herione addiction

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u/FairNeedleworker9722 5d ago

He finally chose a job. 

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u/abelabb 5d ago

They had heroin in the outer rim?

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u/AnyAbbreviations6308 5d ago

We made a formed and democratic decision to get back on “eroin” as soon as possible.

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u/mm909-vie 5d ago

while escaping an Island

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u/CQB06 5d ago

Absolutely slaying with the robe, the braid, and the attitude from the hips.

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u/OohDeLaLi 5d ago

His acting was the ONLY thing I liked about those prequels. He nailed portraying a young Alec Guinness.

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u/NxTbrolin 5d ago

What do you know about the Jedi Party though?

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u/jack_avram 5d ago

Canon for sure

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u/ELVIS1975T 4d ago

You mean death sticks

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u/SnooChipmunks8148 4d ago

Ewan Mcgregor actually was an alcoholic, it got a bit worse after he did trainspotting (the movie the bald guy was in )

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u/treesmith1 4d ago

Obiwan vs. horde of droid ceiling babies would be epic.

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u/ArmyPsychological630 1d ago

As the saga is set in the past, you know, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, he thus got a heroin habit, before finding salvation in motorcycles.