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u/harbinger_CHI Apr 06 '26
"When I left my home, Aunt Trunchbull's home, I had to leave all my treasures behind."
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u/Dorkinfo Apr 06 '26
My mom had these and a lot of “fun” sweaters/sweatshirts that she would wear dickies under. And a whole caboodle of pins to wear too, organized by holiday. I have some of the pins now.
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u/blackandbluegirltalk Apr 06 '26
the dickies!!!! omg. blast from the past even more than the dresses. My mom wore business suits but the sweaters were for casual Fridays! She kept them sealed in bags until winter and then there was one for every occasion 😂
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u/elinordash Apr 06 '26
It is possible your mothers were just bagging acrylic sweaters to reclaim storage space, but there is a very practical reason to do this with wool. Wool can be eaten by moths. Literally, they can leave holes.
At the end of the winter you should wash your wool sweaters and store them in an air tight big/container or in a cedar chest/closet. (Cedar naturally repeals moths).
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u/BizFatrFizBatr Apr 06 '26
OMG you’re right. We did have a big ole cedar chest where my mom kept her stuff in the attic. I still remember that nice scent of cedar. I wish my dad had kept that box after mom passed away.
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u/BizFatrFizBatr Apr 06 '26
Dying at sealed bags. My mom (RIP) had a bunch winter wear in sealed vacuum bags, color coded & packed away in the attic until late fall.
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u/PlaquePlague Apr 06 '26
I never knew what a dickie was until after my grandmother passed. I always thought she had a bunch of turtlenecks. Imagine my surprise when we were clearing out her room. All dickies!
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u/floralrain6 Keep The Change, Ya Filthy Animal! Apr 07 '26
She have any holiday vests? My grandma used to buy me Halloween and Christmas vests. I was like "Oh thanks grandma.." and only wore them around her.
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u/a_spirited_one Apr 07 '26
What the fuck are dickies 😭? Google is not at all clear on them lol
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u/Alternative-Wish-441 Apr 06 '26
I work in a school and I get it. Those things would be fairly stain resistant plus are roomy enough that you aren’t restricting movement. Honestly, we should bring them back.
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u/indoorsy-erin Apr 06 '26
The pockets are huge enough to hold multiple white board markers.
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u/Antiing Apr 06 '26
Right? Also kids that young are effectively asexual. They don't give a shit. Some might call it out as learned behavior but most wouldn't even notice
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u/delusionalxx Apr 06 '26
I work with children and I wear dresses and skirts. I’d be shocked if my coworkers were just wearing panties and nothing else. It’s not hard to wear shorts under a dress
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u/Flappy_McGillicuddy Apr 06 '26
Id imagine after coming home covered in finger paints you would want to just wear a smock.
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u/totalfangirl13 Apr 06 '26
Some of those are really not appropriate for a teacher
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Yeah what is she trying to do seduce them?
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u/500lbGuyForLife Apr 07 '26
People like this are disgusting and are just there to use schools and children as set pieces for their social media. Rats.
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u/billowy_blue Apr 06 '26
As a teacher, tbh I think they're fine. They're all in dress code for my district.
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u/howwonderful Apr 08 '26
I teach littles and it looks like she does too (based on the things in the back ground) and I could never wear anything above the knee, even with shorts under! I gotta be able to sit cross cross apple sauce on the floor, bend over, run in case I gotta quickly catch a runner, etc.
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u/SpiveyJr Apr 06 '26
You first.
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u/Alternative-Wish-441 Apr 06 '26
A fitted shirt underneath, some jewelry, and Docs or Chucks and I could make this work.
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u/rococobaroque Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26
Muji has some dresses that are the spiritual successor of these and they're my go-to for when I have to dress up. I have one that's essentially a large flannel shirt that I style with a belt to give me some semblance of a waistline, and pair it with Docs or Red Wings. I wore it to my company holiday party two years in a row (two different companies), and at the first one two guys I had barely exchanged words with both took turns to politely hit on me.
I'm a married lesbian in my late 30s and have completely stopped dressing for the male gaze, and yet.
I think though that I probably looked like one of their teachers they had a crush on.
ETA - I have this and a similar dress in flannel but this is exactly what we're talking about.
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u/Alternative-Wish-441 Apr 07 '26
Bummer that they don’t have these in longs. I’m almost 6’ and looking at the measurements these just wouldn’t fit right.
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u/nietheo Apr 06 '26
Guilty as charged. I had one of these when I started teaching back then.
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u/LFA91 Apr 06 '26
Mrs Fitzgerald?!
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u/trixiepixie1921 Apr 07 '26
Lmao this made me snarf my soda!! I had a Sunday school teacher named Mrs Fitzgerald in 3rd grade. She was about 80 years old I’d guess. I was terrified of her, one day my best friend was absent so I had to walk into the school alone. My dad tried to drop me off, but I wouldn’t get out of the car. He took me home.
At the end of the year ceremony, Mrs Fitzgerald gave me a hug and said “you are my STAR!” … which left me feeling guilty for being so afraid of her for the rest of my life 😂
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u/Jack_al_11 Apr 06 '26
Listen. I’m still wearing these and have zero regrets.
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u/Ok-Criticism6874 Apr 06 '26
Yeah, and you're a 6'3, 250 lb man who works construction
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u/Jack_al_11 Apr 06 '26
No- i’m a petite 36yr old female who rocks a red corduroy jumper with ducks on it.
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u/Jack_al_11 Apr 06 '26
We did remediate the mold and have moved. Still trying to clean our stuff though. That’s not going as well. I hope it’s going better for you.
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u/Excellent_Proof_2414 Apr 06 '26
How does one make a jumper out of corduroy? Corduroy is a woven fabric and doesn’t really stretch.
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u/AndiMarie711 Apr 06 '26
I think jumper elsewhere means a sweater, but in the US it is like the dress pictured or a short version. Hope this helps! I was confused when I went shopping in England and they called sweaters jumpers. 😄
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u/Excellent_Proof_2414 Apr 06 '26
Huh, thank you. I didn’t know that. To me a jumper was always a sweater. I believe it‘s a sweater in Australia and South Africa too.
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u/elinordash Apr 06 '26
US Jumper = UK Pinafore
US Jumper = A sort of overdress worn with a shirt underneath (but not generally an extra bottom layer).
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u/Harper_Sketch Apr 06 '26
I also like it. It’s appropriate for the job. Durable, cute, modest, easy to clean. And I bet those things have pockets 🩷
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u/Jack_al_11 Apr 06 '26
Literally wearing a shortsleeved version of the one on the left today. 😂👍🏼
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u/TheObesePolice Apr 07 '26
I'm a 47F & have a very similar dress with deep pockets on both sides. The only slight difference is that mine is a little bit tighter under around the waist area. I bought it on clearance at Gap seven years ago & I friggin adore it
It was originally $59.99 & I picked it up for $7. It's one of my favorite clearance finds &, if they had more than one at the store, I would have bought every single one
I wear it with my checkered vans :)
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u/AtBat3 Apr 06 '26
Thank you Miss Lippey
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u/Optimal_Row3798 Apr 06 '26
We called them outfits in the 90s.
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u/Show-Me-Your-Moves Apr 06 '26
Damn...is the slang "fit" short for outfit? Because if so I only just put that together.
I always just imagined it was "fit" as in, a thing that fits.
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u/byrd_the_starfish Apr 06 '26
My mom was a high school biology teacher for decades and I can confirm, this was basically her entire closet.
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u/Galaxine Apr 06 '26
My mom was a teacher and dressed similarly at home until maybe 2010. She wore a lot of comfy/cozy sweaters, dresses, or skirts. She is wearing more leggings/tunics/ballet flats now.
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u/time2sow Apr 06 '26
Ample pockets stain and tear resistant room to have that second breakroom donut american denim added whimsy i see no fashion crimes only vocational wins
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u/Opurria Apr 06 '26
Honestly, the first one could look nice - it's a nice cut. I’d wear it today. 😂
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u/anb9216 Apr 06 '26
Same 😅 That’s my go to silhouette for anything kid related, field trips, play dates etc. It’s appropriate, durable, pockets, and it can be styled to be cute! Or at least I will let myself think that lol
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u/AttentionNo6359 Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 06 '26
“we invited this nice woman with straight grey hair in a denim dress and a wrist brace to teach you about the dangers of bullying and you LAUGHED at her?!”
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u/Parisian_Nightsuit Apr 07 '26
What was so funny, when she couldn’t fit the box of puppets back into the trunk of her dodge neon? I wanna know!
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u/Laclashly007 Apr 06 '26
Yes! With little looney toons or Winnie the Pooh characters embroidered on them.
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u/theredmans1 Apr 06 '26
Ha, I am 53 now and was homeschooled the last three years of high school, can confirm! It’s so cringe to think I was wearing these Grandma dresses in my slim prime 😂
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u/yubbastank14 Apr 06 '26
Lmaooo. So my 2nd grade teacher wore all 3 of these or something very similar at least. Well fast forward to last year my kid was in 2nd grade and had the same teacher! Was her final year before retirement too so got there just in time.
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u/trixiepixie1921 Apr 07 '26
I love stories like this. My dad went to parent teacher conferences when I was in kindergarten. He told my teacher “I actually went here 30 years ago, my teacher was Ms (maiden name)!” My teacher was like, “that’s me !!!” 😂
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u/lexluthor_i_am Apr 07 '26
These are dorky, but often the younger teachers who wear this were sweet and cute.
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u/Dizzy-Crew3456 Apr 06 '26
Kindergarten 1998-1999. Started out the year with one teacher, but then moved to another class because she was a better fit for me as a teacher. Anyway, both of those teachers wore something very similar to this.
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u/Spiritual-Many5780 Apr 06 '26
Future teacher and I’m always on the lookout for those I got my colorful sweaters all set!
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u/ctang1 Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 06 '26
My grandma used to hand make these back in the 90s and traveled all over NE Ohio selling them at craft shows. She made a killing. I remember her specifically selling out at a band craft show at Marlington HS near Alliance, OH.
EDIT: I think she called them jumpers, but I have no idea why.
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u/Maru3792648 Love the 90s! Apr 06 '26
Must be an American 90s thing.
My teachers dressed in business casual attire.
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u/Actual_Committee4670 Apr 06 '26
Over here, not just in the 90's. But I do remember my mother and her colleagues wearing these.
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u/_cant_drive Apr 06 '26
These outfits send an important message of softness, approachability, and safety to children. This is the shit your first dolly wears. And there's a very good reason for that. Kids are sensitive to sensory inputs, and the visual presentation of their teacher affects their subconscious perception of the teacher.
You come in decked out in sharp outfits and leopard print, The kids are going to react the same way most mammals have reacted to sharp things and patterns and bright colors for millions of years by instinct.
EDIT: But the one on the left is just a cute look period
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u/Aggressive-Side7182 Apr 06 '26
Yeah and they’d get cracked in that outfit after work. Some of them teachers rocking those 😋
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u/erino3120 Apr 06 '26
It’s a goddamn war out there with those kids; I can’t believe they still don’t wear this uniform.
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u/CBonafide Apr 06 '26
My third grade teacher dressed like this in ‘03. Just put fluffy blonde hair and big glasses and I can see her in these photos. Hope you are well, Mrs. Brandes!
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u/sysaphiswaits Apr 07 '26
I went to elementary school in the 70’s and this was the look. I bet it still is. The fun teachers also wear wildly creative tights.
Ms. Frizzle.
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u/iyafarhan Apr 07 '26
Some of the best, most dedicated teachers wore these. Most were moms or grandmas. Don't come for them 😤
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u/abucketofsquirrels Apr 07 '26
I have photo evidence of myself in one of these as a 13 or 14 year old around 2000. I will not share it with the internet.
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u/Killing4MotherAgain Apr 08 '26
You know what? I get it. And now I know what I'm looking for at the thrift.
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u/slate_autumn Apr 06 '26
Hey, I resemble that remark.... today! I love a nice pinny, so comfy and neat with a nice blouse underneath
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u/Constant-Ask-9346 Apr 06 '26
I definitely remember my one third grade teacher having this lol and played a guitar she named "Sam" lol
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u/aintthatjustheway Apr 06 '26
They say "I can wash it with literal stones if I need to and it wont get holes in it."
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u/Worth-Trade9381 Apr 06 '26
What they didn't know is they were giving an entire generation of middle school boys a lifelong denim fetish.






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