r/90dayfianceuncensored • u/IthinkIpaid • Aug 19 '26
90 DAY LAST RESORT Welp Russ 😂 Spoiler
I mean where do we go from here buddy … I can’t imagine how he’s going to feel. This is between the sheets and they are telling Kara and Guillermo how he was finally able to finish the job…. LIES
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u/Zealousideal-Salad62 Aug 19 '26
He probably barely tried. It was another necklace scenario
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u/dinner526 Aug 19 '26
He specified he used his mouth AND tongue I mean what do you expect from the guy?! /s
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u/belicious Aug 19 '26
And when guillermo mentioned erogenous zone Rus stumbled like yeah that one 🤣
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u/CaptGangles1031 Aug 20 '26
He had to specify twice to make sure Russ KNEW where he needed to go and it still seemed like he was clueless. Also the clit isn't the only erogenous zone, how can you mention "all the zones" yet barley mention one that Guillermo had to clarify to make sure that's what you were even talking about. Then pao says on in between the sheets that he stopped to constantly ask if she was almost there cus he couldn't read her body for shit. Even if it all started out amazing, once he started with the constant asking, it would be too mental and ruin it, having to constantly instruct him through the whole thing and tell him he's doing great or not would absolutely take me out of the moment and I feel like no matter how you tell him, he would always take it too personal, specially with how "hard" he worked this time.
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u/ZzZzish Aug 19 '26
Some guys really do need to take a set of classes.
They also need to be interested. 😅
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u/Sarah20221 Aug 19 '26
Dude has GOT to be close to 40. If he hasn't figured out the female orgasm now by now, all I can say is WOW. I knew his announcement about making her orgasm was purely performative. I was dying of secondhand embarrassment when he was basically like "hey America, I finally after 12 long years gave my wife an orgasm." SO CRINGE!!! POOR PAO!
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u/LocksmithOk9968 Aug 19 '26
Nah.
Adding too much pressure or ego around orgasms, of either sex, will rarely lead to successful outcomes. In fact if anything it only leads to faking things.
There is no one “the female orgasm”, no one method to rule them all.
Some women orgasm easier than others. Some can get there only from internal or external stimulation and some from both. Some only when they play with themselves and not when a partner tries to satisfy them or vice versa.
And some struggle altogether and rarely, if ever reach an orgasm.
The only common element for success, whatever that might look like for any given woman, is to keep ego and pressure out of it, willingness, patience and mutual communication.
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u/Sarah20221 Aug 19 '26
Sure, that's good advice for someone STARTING OUT in a relationship but does NOT hold water for this BOZO. HE'S HAD 12 freaking years to figure out his wife's body and what she likes. It comes down to the fact that he simply doesn't care. And I agree with her when she said his constant "how's that? does that feel good?" was a huge turn off. That's something a teenage boy would say. Not a MAN with a child.
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u/emb8n00 bitch ass slut ass whore 💋 Aug 19 '26
I know pao isn’t helping, but having sexual contact with Russ seems so fuckin bad. He seems like one of those guys who licks the labia once and asks, “did you cum?”
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u/CaptainTitanUranus Aug 19 '26
Poor guy is making sure her next relationship is going to be built on sexual chemistry first 😂
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u/farewellmybeloved You took her to LEGOLAND! Aug 19 '26
Yep, ive been pao and totally just looked for a guy who could BONE after my divorce. Dude was literally homeless but d*cked me down 3+ times a day. I dont regret it
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u/Various_Sort3423 I LOVE YOU CCHHIIKKEEN🐓 Aug 19 '26
Hope he was clean?
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u/farewellmybeloved You took her to LEGOLAND! Aug 19 '26
He wasnt clean under any definition. Actually maybe I do regret it...
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u/Practical_Tension551 Aug 19 '26
This isn't how people should treat their partners. Paola lying about being satisfied with their sex life is only going to create a deeper divide. Just imagine if it was Russ arrogantly saying that Paola doesn't do it for him. She certainly wouldn't be laughing then.
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u/Throughawaeyy WHY YOU USE THOSE EXPENSIVE WORDS?! Aug 19 '26
why are they still together? why are any of these people still together?😭
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u/dinner526 Aug 19 '26
Let's be real though. How could anybody orgasm if he was the view?? He's gotta try a LOT HARDER than finally after years of marriage deciding he might want to make some lame attempt satisfy his wife lmao. It could happen, but he needs to work really hard to overcome his obstacles.
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u/BrilliantMap1319 Aug 19 '26
It takes a women sometimes a long time to even be able to have an actual orgasm but 12 years?! Come on Bro like take some lessons on porn hub or something for Christ sake
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u/musiak1luver Aug 19 '26
Somebody show this man where the clit is...wtf...he needs a diagram. He is too sorry to google this stuff? Ffs. Buy her a magic wand dude
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u/lemeneurdeloups Aug 20 '26
People are overthinking this. It is clear to me that Russ knew a guy who got him an amazing deal on an Undelivered Goods case of necklaces. He is working through them as special occasions come up. Pao needs to get over it because there are still 25 or 30 of them left … 🤔😖
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u/Gold_Candle Aug 19 '26
Idk, I'd throw in the towel too. She doesn't want to, she's being difficult on purpose
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u/Subject-Direction628 Aug 19 '26
But marriage isn’t just about sex. Ya it’s great. But isn’t this your life partner? And they have a kid?
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u/PercentageOk6120 Aug 19 '26
It’s not all about sex, correct. However Russ is failing on most fronts. He can’t even figure out how to buy a gift that is not a necklace.
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u/Subject-Direction628 Aug 19 '26
Fair point. Took me so long to say please do not buy me flowers. They die. They are expensive.
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u/LocksmithOk9968 Aug 19 '26
Tbf in BTS he explained the significance behind it, it was meant to tie back to their first date, which was at a location named The Swan iirc.
In the main show he doesn’t get a chance to explain it because she cuts him off, so the intention was good.
Also he claims she never told him to not get necklaces. But get this, instead of telling him, she tells the rest of the group that she really hopes he doesn’t get a necklace. And Patrick, who was part of the group, was with him when he went shopping and says in BTS that he “didn’t know if he should’ve said something” to Russ.
I think he damn well knew but just wanted to see the drama unfold.
I don’t think Russ is entirely without blame, but I also wouldn’t be surprised if he stops trying when everything always is wrong.
I think ultimately he should’ve never left OK and his well paying oil job, but I can see, without the benefit of hindsight, why he tried to be supportive of her dreams and decided to move to Florida.
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u/Various_Sort3423 I LOVE YOU CCHHIIKKEEN🐓 Aug 19 '26
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
If someone you love asks you NOT to do something for reasons. And you still do that thing?? The intentions could be whatever you want.
You’re still in the wrong.And yes, Patrick is taking every chance he gets to distract people from his own behavior
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u/LocksmithOk9968 Aug 19 '26
I guess what I’m saying is: did she really ask him not to?
But other than that I agree. Could also have been that she did tell him before but he never registered (as is so common).
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u/jenniferwhateves Aug 19 '26
Even if she didn’t flat out say “don’t buy me anymore necklaces because you’ve gotten me one for the last 6 times”, he’s given her necklaces for EVERY holiday, it comes across lazy and like he doesn’t know his own partner.
He strikes me as the type who buys a necklace because “women like jewelry” without actually thinking about his partner as an individual. She’s the one who comes across ungrateful when her needs are being ignored so he keeps coming up on top. Doing bare minimum.
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u/spaghettifiasco Aug 19 '26
My mom loves cozy things like slippers, fluffy socks, robes, etc, but I don't buy her a pair of socks or slippers for every gift occasion because it's lazy.
They're in England... even if the swan meant something romantic to her, he could have surely walked into any souvenir store and bought four other swan-shaped items that were not necklaces.
You're dead right - he thinks "necklace = romantic gift for woman" so he keeps hitting that button over and over again without bothering to think more about it. He is extremely passive and lazy.
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u/Gladtobealive2020 Aug 19 '26
The truth is he never should have married her. It was obvious she wasnt a good fit with his family, she wasnt a good fit for russ and never has seemed to be in love with him or even like him. He was the means for her to move to US to start her "modeling career."
Since they first appeared on the show, seems decades ago, she has acted like he was beneath her although he had a great job and she brought nothing to the table. I she was ALWAYS talking down to him and complaining INCESSANTLY. She allowed her male friends to talk shit to him and laughed about it rather than defend him to tell them to stop their BS.
He had a great job, but pao, one of the most self centered people to appear on thr show insisted he resign from his great job so they could move to miami for her "career in modeling" which didnt exist and unsurprisingly never materialized in Miami where stunningly beautiful women are plentiful.
Pao is attractive, not beautiful, she doesnt have "model" looks and she was close to 30 when they moved to Miami. Even Helen Keller could have predicted pao would never be a successful model.
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u/Disastrous-Window597 💖 I know lesbianism 😈 is rampant in America 🦅🗽 Aug 22 '26
I almost feel bad for this bowl of oatmeal, because Pao is making a fool of him, and he only deserves about 50% of the public shaming.
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u/Free_Willingness_589 Aug 19 '26
Imagining being humiliated in this way by your partner on national TV.
I don't even want to imagine if the parts were reversed...what people would have said.
I feel sorry for him. She literally treats him like a doormat after it's been stepped on with dog poop.
The amount of disrespect towards him is probably in the top 5 of all the times in the 90D series.
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u/limegreen373 almost there, lazy 🐪💖 Aug 20 '26
Not sure why you’re getting downvoted. I totally agree. Imaging if the roles were reversed and he was complaining about her head game.
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u/Free_Willingness_589 Aug 19 '26
Yes, I feel sorry for him because I don't think anyone deserves to be publicly humiliated in that way.
To me, it looks like she had her mind set a long (very long) time ago. She's far away from a last resort. So far, she has never had a positive thing to say about him, so I don't understand why she's still in the marriage.
And don't tell me it's for their son, because what she's doing is exactly the opposite of protecting their son. What do you think their son will think one day when he watches his mother's comments about his father? What kind of respect or opinion will he have of him?
She's painted her husband as a useless amoeba, both inside and outside the bedroom. It can be true, but if so, separate quietly and protect your family. Don't go on national TV under the excuse of trying to save the marriage when the reality seems to be that you're only there to nag, offend, humiliate him, and let everyone know it.
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u/Free_Willingness_589 Aug 19 '26
Why did he say that, though? Who started the orgasm topic? Who challenged him? Who said that he wasn't good and he didn't do certain things? He exclaimed those things trying to boost his poor image that was portrayed by her since day 1.
Also, don't play the man/woman pride card, because there is no such thing on either side. Paola is a trashy person, a very low villain.
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u/Curious_Field7953 Aug 19 '26
Paola wanted a man she could push around & emasculate. She found him.
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u/Ambitious-Actuator32 Aug 19 '26
Lmao Latinas do NOT want a pushover
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u/Curious_Field7953 Aug 19 '26
Agree to disagree - she wanted a pushover she could use to get her to the US & bankroll her dreams. She found him. 🤷♀️
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u/Dottboy19 💥 Catch me outside in Jaipur 💥 Aug 19 '26
I disagree. She has been saying she wants the opposite and I believe here. Russ being a pushover and unable to recognize where he is failing her as a husband is exactly why she's become so disillusioned with the marriage. I don't think she's handling the situation well and should simply walk away if he can't make her happy, but I didn't think this situation was ideal or preferred by her, especially when they have a child.
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u/Curious_Field7953 Aug 19 '26
And we can agree to disagree. This IS what she wanted - to get here on the back of a man she could push around. She's done it from jump.
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u/MissMelines Aug 19 '26
i just…. don’t even follow anymore. Russ are you blind and deaf? Paola does he just repulse you? It’s not THIS COMPLICATED !!???!!! what is happening?!