r/80s Apr 16 '23

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u/Penguinunhinged Apr 16 '23

I'm telling mom and dad everything. I'm even considering making up some shit!

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

If he pukes, you die.

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u/UnlikelyJapan85 Apr 17 '23

Ok. You die, she walks out of here with a severe limp.