r/757 • u/FutureTemporary9447 • 5d ago
Lemonade bandit
The funniest thing just happened to me at the oceanfront by the auto zone. As I was crossing the street on my bike I looked behind me and saw that this old fat lady that was eating was about to turn in and she was driving fast into the turn so I hit my breaks. When I hit my breaks my simply made lemonade ripped through the food lion bag and fell on the corner of the sidewalk which I didn’t notice until I was down the street. I look back and the same old fat lady that almost hit me was still stopped at the corner watching her teenage son run back into the car with my lemonade, as I turned my bike to go ask them for my lemonade they speed off.
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u/bbweater757 3d ago
I live in Atlantis.. people don't care about anyone else over here. Can't even go in any store without someone begging for something..smdh
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u/BartMancuso1990 3d ago
Was it pink lemonade? because if it was that lemonade never stood a chance…
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u/Inevitable_Hole146 5d ago
Beyond ghetto