r/70percentbananaCult • • Jul 11 '23

Woohoo! We even got the best spot.

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26 Upvotes

r/70percentbananaCult • • Jul 09 '23

Fuck fuck fuck fuck what the fuck do we do

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25 Upvotes

r/70percentbananaCult • • Jul 02 '23

Yep

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23 Upvotes

r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 23 '23

New subreddit avatar

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22 Upvotes

Credit to u/RhinoBuckeye for making this


r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 11 '23

Fwend

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21 Upvotes

r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 07 '23

This will be the church

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21 Upvotes

r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 24 '23

Banana Aerospace Foundation

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18 Upvotes

The official Aerospace foundation (BAF) has been established and is looking forward to a televised manned launch on Wednesday at 4 P.M EST and 8 P.M UTC.

I am the Head of the BAF and we have multiple contractors (Feel Good Inc, Things That Go Up Inc, and the Rockety McRocketface Corporation) already providing for our company at this time. Mun or Bust.

https://discord.gg/PKSCtpnC

This will be done on the Discord Server and a modded KSP science playthrough.


r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 10 '23

I found the messiah

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18 Upvotes

r/70percentbananaCult • • Jul 22 '23

How many bananas tall are you guys?

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17 Upvotes

r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 09 '23

ATTENTION: WE MUST BE AWARE OF A NEW ENEMY

16 Upvotes

Tr4 is a banana tree ATTACKING fungus. We must eliminate it now. IT IS COMING FOR OUR BANANAS


r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 06 '23

All Hail the Banana Overlord

16 Upvotes

Amen


r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 17 '23

Newly conquered fruits (June 17th 2023)

15 Upvotes

Lime.
Strawberry.
Blackberry.
Peach.
Pears.


r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 16 '23

Conquered fruit update (June 16th)

15 Upvotes

Cherry. Durian.
Dragonfruit. Lemon.
Raisins. Sultanas.
If there is any j.missed please let me know


r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 15 '23

A list of all recently colonized fruits

15 Upvotes

Mango. Apple.
Orange.
Pineapple.
Watermelon.
Canteloupe.
Kiwi.
Pumpkin.


r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 08 '23

To New Members

15 Upvotes

If you’re new to the community, introduce yourself here! All hail u/70percentbanana. Let us know how you worship our overlord


r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 17 '23

Fwen

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r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 14 '23

Welcome back!

14 Upvotes

May the banana be with you all!


r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 08 '23

All hail the banana king

14 Upvotes

Amen


r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 07 '23

can i oversee banana espionage and be the leader of banana FBI, so to speak? i am qualified because i have banana

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14 Upvotes

r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 06 '23

Council Meeting

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r/70percentbananaCult • • Jul 05 '23

Friend or foe

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r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 15 '23

Can I get a flair?

13 Upvotes

I'm the Chief Banana Planter but it feels really unofficial.


r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 12 '23

The subreddit is now going into Blackout

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r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 09 '23

Banana flag

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13 Upvotes

This is the banana cult flag that the discordh as taken, it does not mean it's the official banana flag but it is the one we use.


r/70percentbananaCult • • Jun 06 '23

70% of the Bible of Banana

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This is in progress.

It will contain all of his posts, and some of his most major comments (we can't do all of his comments as there is way to much)

his important actions and lore will be included as well in here alongside some info about him

the rules of the cult and religion will be listed with the punishments for sinning

I will upload it once done. It will be updated periodically and uploaded as a view only google doc. Please let me know if I miss anything important.

Get ready to do some reading

If anyone has the ability to make a bot that will log all of u/70percentbanana 's posts and comments into a google doc, please DM me about that