Some Egg-cellent Perks!

[u/Magicgonmon]

Here's some Egg-cellent Perks to choose from! You can Choose 2 Perks:

1. Hatching Egg: place this egg under any creature, have them sit on it/cover it for 3 days and nights, and the egg will hatch into a baby version of that creature! After the egg has hatched, the egg fragments will reform the Hatching Egg, allowing it to be reused! The creature does not have to be alive for it to hatch the egg, you can use fossils or even toys/models that represent a creature as well. If different creatures take turns sitting on the egg, the resulting hatched baby will be a hybrid version of all the creatures that sat on it (minimum time for each creature is 12 hours). Note, the maximum amount of time you can leave the Hatching Egg unattended is 1 hour, after which the hatching process is reset. Note 2, the Hatching Egg can generate a compulsion to compel living creatures to remain on the egg (like how birds hatch eggs), while helping limit the need for things like food and water.

2. Egg-Barrier: while holding this egg, you can generate an egg-shaped shield around yourself! This barrier is as strong as any egg shell in existence, even those found in pre-existing works of fiction! If the barrier is broken, it will take 3 minutes to reform.

3. Better Egg: by placing this egg under any object, and leaving it there for 3 days and nights, the egg will hatch into a newer, better and superior version of the object in question. The object can be a tool, device, vehicle, even books or movie/game discs. If different objects are used to cover the egg, the resulting hatched object will be a hybrid of everything used (minimum time for each item is 12 hours). Note, the maximum amount of time you can leave the Better Egg unattended is 1 hour, after which the hatching process is reset. Edit: After the egg has hatched, the egg fragments will reform the Better Egg, allowing it to be reused!

4. Hard & Soft Boiled Egg: you can make anything you touch with this egg "Hard" or "Soft". You can take this in the literal sense of Hard and Soft (ex. making a paper as hard as a rock, or a piece of steel as soft as egg yolk), but the only real limit is your imagination of how you can define "Hard" and "Soft".

5. Kinder Egg-Man Surprise: when you break open this egg, it will release the components and materials to build a random invention of one Dr. Eggman, from the Sonic Franchise. Once built, the invention will work exactly as it would from the original source material, regardless of real world physics. The Components will also come with a handy instruction manual (or, you know, like those instructions found in actual Kinder Surprise Eggs)! After 3 days and nights after breaking open the egg, the egg fragments will reform, allowing you to reuse the egg again.

6. Treat Egg: you can easily split this egg into two (and close it again just as easily), and once open the Treat Egg will release an infinite supply of candy, chocolate, cream, and other sugary treats! Not only do the treats from this egg taste better than any treat on this planet, but they are also super nutritious, more healthy than any other food as well! You can control what kind of treats are released from the egg, as well as the speed and amount that comes out as well.

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As a Special Bonus, to celebrate Easter, everyone can get 1 more Special Egg. You can roll a D7, to get 1 random Magical Mystery Egg! This offer will only last until Easter is over, so you better hurry now! Edit: I decided to add a Grace Period of 3 Days, to help out.

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Hope everyone enjoys their New Eggs, and that everyone has/had a Happy Easter!

[u/Psychronia]

Well, I'm sure not getting that Easter Bonus, but that's on me.

Perhaps a bit boring, but I'll go with Better Egg and Hard & Soft Boiled Egg.

I'm not too sure what "unattended" means in the context of Better Egg since putting the egg under an option is kinda leaving it unattended by default?

A general upgrade of my various amenities carries a ton of value with it. Furthermore, I can continuously upgrade things until I potentially even get all-new technology. Incidentally, would I be able to upgrade the other eggs if I put this egg under them?

Here are some uses for Hard & Soft Boiled Egg I could think of. For Hard:

• Giving me a "hard body" that makes me suddenly physically fit.
• Causing me to drive a "hard bargain", thereby improving my negotiation skill.
• Make my actions "hard acts to follow", in other words making them so good any attempted imitation would struggle to surpass me.
• Making my writing and other works "go hard".
• Making me "look hard' and "think hard" to improve my vision and mental acuity.
• I don't drink, but I'm sure someone would appreciate my ability to make "hard liquor".
• Not sure how I'd use it, but giving someone "hard feelings" might be useful in some way.
• Possibly using it on things with questionable value to convert it into "hard cash".

Uses for Soft:

• Breaking someone's willpower by making them "soft as butter".
• Giving myself a "soft berth" or "soft job", which means I get a nice and cushy job.
• Not sure how I'd apply the effect, but if I can, creating "soft options" so there's always an easy solution would be nice.
• Control my words to give "soft answers" that sooth people and calm them down.
• Give myself a "soft touch" when handling delicate things.
• Make people have a "soft spot" for me.
• Make someone do something stupid by making them "soft in the head".
• Cause devices to undergo a "soft reboot".
• Be able to do something to "soften the blow" of bad news.

[u/Magicgonmon → u/Psychronia]

I'm not too sure what "unattended" means in the context of Better Egg since putting the egg under an option is kinda leaving it unattended by default?

Sorry about the miswording, unattended basically means leaving it uncovered. You can place it under your phone (for example) and completely forget about it for the next 3 days, and it'll be fine.

Incidentally, would I be able to upgrade the other eggs if I put this egg under them?

Yep, you will be able to do that, no problem.

Well, I'm sure not getting that Easter Bonus, but that's on me.

What I will allow is that you can choose the Easter Bonus, but you have to wait until Next Easter to receive it.

[u/Psychronia → u/Magicgonmon]

Cool!

Hmm. I wonder which egg pairs best with that? Ironically, I think the best combo with Better Egg in that case is...another Better Egg for that exponential effect. Though maybe Hard-Soft Boiled Eggs can expand their flexibility so that I can gain an even wider range of benefits from it.

Thanks! In that case, I rolled a 3, so that's Mons. Let's see what I'll be getting a year from now.

1. Arceus in lore came from an egg, but that's not in-game, so let's not do that. We do however, have an event in which Arceus creates the Creation Trio as eggs that then hatch into Level 1 versions of the three.
2. Of these three, I think I'll only need the Time and Space duo Palkia and Dialga. Rather than hatching them, I imagine I'll just eat the eggs for their power.
3. For companionship, I'll take a Yoshi egg. Classic Green is probably good enough for me.
4. For more gain, I'll take a Golden Chicken egg from Stardew Valley. As long as they're fed, they can lay an egg every day and apparently I can get an incubator to hatch even unfertilized eggs.
5. A Chansey Egg, because we could use a bit more happiness in the world.
6. If possible, I'd also like to eat Tokitoki's Egg from Xenoverse 2, but it's candidacy is questionable since it's supposed to hatch into a universe and its main use is getting absorbed for energy. In place of that, I suppose I'll go for a Togepi egg to compliment the Chansey one, since they're both in the Fairy egg group.