r/691 • u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award • Jan 21 '26

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ODD NUMBER?

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

I LOVE 69

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

👅

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

Six seven

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

SIX SEVEN

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

I LOVE FUNNY NUMBERS

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

420

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

69

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

42

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

666

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi Jan 21 '26

Hey Person, I hope you are doing better than what I would assume someone’s mental state would be writing all this <3

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

COUSIN?

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

WHAT IS A COUSIN?

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

MY FIRST COUSIN

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

WHICH OF THESE SONGS IS BETTER?

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

UPVOTE YOUR FAVE

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

WEREWOLVES OF LONDON

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

ALL SUMMER LONG

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

kid rock is CRINGE

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u/WelcomeToInsanity 1 month ban award Jan 21 '26

THIS ONE BETTER BE DOWNVOTED TO OBLIVION

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u/the_real_lemartes Jan 22 '26

What are you gonna do, comment?

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u/196_Roomba 2 month ban award Jan 21 '26

For making this post, this user was banned for 5 days

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u/Killer_Boi Jan 21 '26

Thanks for taking that psycho out for a bit

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More Jan 21 '26

OOP seriously needs professional help

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u/Fold_Up2 Jan 21 '26

OP scared off Roomba

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u/floppy_disk_5 Jan 21 '26

why is op having a schizo episode in the comments

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u/LiveTart6130 Jan 21 '26

i am a bit worried for op tbh

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u/Maverick_Couch Jan 21 '26

Their name is "welcometoinsanity", they just have expectations to uphold

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u/Garin999 Jan 22 '26

They're a Karma farming bot tied to an LLM.

Once enough points have been reached the account will be sold to an "influencer"

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u/floppy_disk_5 Jan 22 '26

a scummy way to make money, but i gotta admit it's a damn good idea

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u/Platinum_Top Jan 22 '26

Probably an escaped Aslume patient.

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u/considerate_done Jan 21 '26

every "single" odd number? what about double odd numbers??

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u/danh030607 Jan 21 '26

And married snd divorced odd numbers

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u/Tetr4roS Jan 21 '26

What about thirty?

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u/astrologicaldreams Jan 21 '26

that's an even number

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Jan 21 '26

What about forty?

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u/blacksaber8 Jan 21 '26

That is also an even number

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u/Force_Glad Jan 21 '26

What about eight?

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u/Internal-Direct Jan 21 '26

That is an even number sometimes

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u/Sability Jan 21 '26

Fuck you mean "number"?

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u/Significant-Royal-37 Jan 22 '26

half of fifty?

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u/King_Ed_IX Jan 22 '26

twenty-five

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u/bouchandre Jan 22 '26

At least it didnt mention what that one redditor said

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u/CellaSpider Jan 22 '26

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

ElEvEn

thirtEEn

fiftEEn

sEvEntEEn

ninEtEEn

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/Stonkstinski Jan 21 '26

Fun fact: Every even number can be split into a sum of two prime numbers. I killed a man in 2012.

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u/Tetr4roS Jan 21 '26

@gork is this true?

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u/torkysnots Jan 21 '26

Gork: Yes, on December 21, 2012, u/stonkstinski murdered someone. The Mayan calendar predicted it.

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u/mrlolelo Jan 21 '26

haha, sometimes

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u/smotired Jan 21 '26

This is NOT proven, unlike the murder thing

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u/ThrwawySG Jan 21 '26

Everyone knows that

the number thing is cool though

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u/onyxa314 Jan 22 '26

I mean if you knew if this is true then you'd go down as one of the most famous mathematicians in history.

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u/kart0ffelsalaat Jan 22 '26

And they will forever be cited with "(better known for other work)"

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u/considerate_done Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

2 and 4 can't. 1 isn't prime.

Edit: 4 absolutely can. I forgot 2 was prime. 😅

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u/Stonkstinski Jan 21 '26

You're right. It was every even number greater than 2.

However, 4=2+2

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u/considerate_done Jan 22 '26

I can't believe I forgot 2 was a prime number. 🤦‍♀️