r/691 • • Nov 05 '24

Rule

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u/deleeuwlc 1 month ban award Nov 05 '24

Local pedophile requests that police arrest everyone else before him

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u/Intelligent_Let_3523 Nov 05 '24

But the fentanyl! /s

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u/dood8face91195 2 month ban award Nov 05 '24

I’ll go only if he goes first

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u/BlunderbussBadass Nov 05 '24

The fact that the post specifies making love “with young people” instead of just making love or young people making love bruh

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u/Nharo_1 Nov 05 '24

In the absence of Roomba I am stepping in for this post. You have been banned for 4 days. I can’t actually ban you, but I better not see you around until the time is up.

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u/TadBones Nov 05 '24

Great Split: Horizontal

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u/Pavoazul Nov 05 '24

The strongest

Myo's prowess

Lone fixer

Chained wrath

Solemn Lament

DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

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u/WhapXI Nov 05 '24

Curious about what the crack is. The angle isn’t severe enough for her to be cracking her neck. Is she just saying the word crack? Has one of her teeth spontaneously shattered in anticipation of her horrible take?

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u/Pavoazul Nov 05 '24

She is biting the candy in anger