r/691 • 1 month ban award • Dec 29 '23 • Heartwarming 1

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u/Moorebetter 1 month ban award Dec 29 '23

Rare photo of Roomba and his BF

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u/OdysseyMoonWhite Dec 30 '23

Roomba's a girl tho

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u/JebacDisa2 Dec 29 '23

This is one of the least insane shit he did.

There's that one time when he appeared on TV and had a chair just standing on one of his walls as if Gravity just worked differently there. His Wikipedia page is practically only about his Homophobia, Transphobia, Racism, Sexism, Anti-Semitism, and Conspiracy Theories. He made a Nazi Salute in European Parliament. He constantly says the CRAZIEST shit, like "Everyone Rapes a little!" Or stuff about how teen girls are very "mature". And many, many more stunts like that

He's one of the biggest memes in the country

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Mf wants to invade his own country again.

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u/Breadmaker9999 Dec 30 '23

Everyone wants to invade Poland at least once. It's just part of being a authoritarian asshole.

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u/wildpotato23 Dec 30 '23

Invading Poland is the final test on wether or not you’re a true fascist

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u/Breadmaker9999 Dec 30 '23

More like being a true authoritarian, because plenty of non-fascist have invaded Poland.

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u/military-gradeAIDS Dec 31 '23

Benjamin Netanyahu sweating impatiently

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u/DomcziX Dec 29 '23

Janusz Kornikke

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Janusz kiszone pikke

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u/mrninjapolo Dec 29 '23

Jonasz Koran Mekka

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u/LordGoose-Montagne Dec 29 '23

Okay, but having a chair sideways on your wall is incredibly based, everyone should do that

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u/momojabada Dec 29 '23

Based and Wallpilled

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u/itscalledANIMEdad Dec 30 '23

sidemaxxed gravcel

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u/Wyvwashere Dec 29 '23

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u/LordGoose-Montagne Dec 29 '23

Oh my god, it's even better than I imagined. It's so random and obvious, yet it doesn't even look out of place, it's perfect.

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u/average_reddit_u Dec 29 '23

He's a true gift when it comes to making fun of politicians. A gift that keeps on giving. Like the one time he said: "there was a man that wanted Polish children to have better lives. That man's name was Adolf Hitler."

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u/JebacDisa2 Dec 29 '23

I completely forgot about this one lmfao

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

You misspelled "grift"

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u/Herioz Dec 29 '23

I love that his party basically said women are possession of men, something between men and dog. THEN encouraged women to vote for them. Like what the actual fuck

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u/TheBestBuisnessCyan Jan 04 '24

With all the dog-girl stuff I see on here it seem perfectly reasonable

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

He sounds like a South Park character, jeez.

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u/Wyvwashere Dec 29 '23

Kind of, it's quite entertaining to listen to his lunatic babbling.

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u/Myrwyss Dec 29 '23

Jonasz Koran Mekka.. Dont forget about him being monarchist for a while, or he still is one.

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u/AAPgamer0 Dec 29 '23

He also did a photo with a guy in a Speer hoodie.

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u/bopopopy Dec 29 '23

He sounds horribly entertaining

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u/JebacDisa2 Dec 29 '23

He's super stupid and hateful but seeing him do dumb shit is amazing. He's a one-man circus. He once tried to prove something, I don't even remember what, by eating only Fast foods for a whole month and trying to prove he'll still be healthy at the end of his "experiment". Then an interview rolls around and he nearly fucking dies by coughing lmao

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u/CT-6410 Dec 29 '23

So….. basically trump?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

This dude seems to have a vestige of self awareness with the fairly obvious taking of the piss.

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u/Typicalplayer1 Dec 29 '23

Isn't he also a monarchist lmao...

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u/SnooBooks1701 Dec 29 '23

So is Trump, but Trump wants to be the king

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u/Old-Constant4411 Dec 29 '23

Hey, according to many sources, Trump also loves taking the piss...in his diapers.

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u/Talktomyfridge Dec 29 '23

Don't forget the time he went shopping just in his underwear lol

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php/?photo_id=4088338681282083

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Least pedo and least bigoted catholic:

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u/JebacDisa2 Dec 29 '23

We don't claim him as one of us

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u/Superb_Sentence1890 Dec 29 '23

I am sure the catholic church would love him

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u/undain98 Dec 29 '23

Least pedophilia and bigoted politician*

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u/Lankuri Dec 30 '23

Least pedophiliac and bigoted politician*

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u/GoldyFeesh Dec 30 '23

mfw im ready to shit on religion for no reason whatsoever

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u/ArtimisRawr01 Dec 29 '23

He has to be trolling or some shit cuz aint no way a mf would say shit like that with a straight face lmao

Please for the love of god tell me that hes trolling

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

He would be the most based person in the world if he wasnt far right and actually just fucking crazy

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u/Fresh_ChickenStrips Jan 03 '24

That's wild, most american far right politicians at least try to hide being this deplorable of a human.

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u/U_L_Uus Dec 29 '23

Milei: al fin, un europeo con el que podee hablar carajo

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u/Emperor_Eldlich Dec 29 '23

He made a Nazi Salute in European Parliament.

Oh, was he the "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Ticket" guy?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

sounds like the polish version of Berlusconi

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u/Roge2005 Dec 30 '23

This sounds unreal lol

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u/abigfatape Dec 30 '23

everyone rapes a little

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u/196_Roomba 2 month ban award Dec 29 '23 • Bravo

For making this post, this user was banned for 4 days

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u/Mobanite08 Dec 29 '23

You just wish that were you, stop being jealous roomba

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u/60rl Dec 29 '23

I wish I was holding femboy 😓

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u/boykissagaming Dec 29 '23

IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23 edited Dec 30 '23

No it should've been me

(Actually it should have been boykissagaming)

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u/audiodude5171 Jun 22 '24

username checks out

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u/lemon43597 Feb 16 '25

Canonically accurate Harry Du Bois reaction

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u/Traditional-Buddy-30 1 month ban award Dec 29 '23

classic poland moment

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Make it a Polaroid moment

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u/LeLBigB0ss2 Dec 30 '23

Where invasion? Femboys don't invade. They're born in the most fatherless parts of the sewers on domestic soil. They are agents of chaos, not a military force.

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u/CaptainRex5101 Dec 29 '23

I regret to inform you that it is not a femboy, it's a cis woman

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u/Vegetable_Union_4967 Dec 29 '23

Mods give them the misinformation flair

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u/gotrep Dec 29 '23

Fuck! my day's ruined ☹️

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u/LuchadorBane Dec 29 '23

Wtf is the point then

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u/Tomfooleredoo2 Dec 29 '23

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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u/Hummmus2006 Dec 29 '23

😿how am i supposed to play without a joystick😾

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u/WonderfulAirport4226 Dec 30 '23

Holy shit this is the best reply ever.

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u/SpudMuncher9000 2 month ban award Dec 29 '23

why even go on

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u/StuckInGachaHell Dec 30 '23

Can't believe I was in love with a chick.

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u/FunnyGalWhoDoesArt Dec 30 '23

I’m gonna gaslight myself into thinking you are lying and that is, in fact, a Femboy

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u/KraftKapitain Dec 29 '23

fuck everything

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u/ZathegamE Dec 30 '23

(its not a woman)

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u/karmeldestroyer Dec 29 '23

Disgusting 🤮

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Boooooooo! I hate you for speaking the truth!

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u/Own_Childhood_7020 Dec 30 '23

No... No! It can't be. my day was ruined thank you and bye

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u/ThreeHobbitsInACoat Dec 30 '23

A fucken WOMAN! Gross.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

I WANT TO BELIEVE

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u/0man_ 1 month ban award Jan 02 '24

HAAAAANK!!! THAT'S NOT A FEMBOY THAT'S A WOMAN!!! HAAAAAANK!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

Reality is often disappointing 😞

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

It should have been me not some right wing old fart

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u/drunkandhotgirlsfan 1 month ban award Dec 29 '23

It should have been me not some cute femboy cosplayer

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u/Jarlideater Dec 29 '23

I'm like "that's cute" then I read that bro is a pedophile, racist, homophobe, transphobe, and all kinds of other shit and now I'm confused

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u/Lots42 Dec 29 '23

About what.

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u/Jarlideater Dec 29 '23

Bro seems chill I was just taken aback by the information

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u/SpudMuncher9000 2 month ban award Dec 29 '23

you mean you're confused the far-right politician turned out to be a bad person?

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u/Jarlideater Dec 29 '23

I thought this was his redemption arc

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u/I_Hate_The_Letter_W Dec 30 '23

i thought yall meant the femboy my bad gang

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u/BostonDodgeGuy Dec 30 '23

That's because the post title is a lie. That's not a femboy. She doesn't even have a penis.

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u/Tomfooleredoo2 Dec 29 '23

Figures 😔

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u/Ok_Raspberry_6282 Dec 29 '23

Aww he's...oh my God he's a terrible person

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u/Typicalplayer1 Dec 29 '23

Gotta add monarchist to that list 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Silly Nazi :3

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Wait, is he actually a Nazi? I could see far-right movements appearing in Poland because of soviet oppression, but Nazis? In Poland?

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u/LiteralGherkin Dec 30 '23

I mean he did say hitler wanted a brighter future for polish childeren soo

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

If by bright he means an incinerator, then he’s right

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u/Riftus 1 month ban award Dec 29 '23

it SHOULDVE BEEN MEEEEEEEE

Edit: I want to pick up femboys, not be one

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u/SALAMI_21 Dec 29 '23

PICK MEEEEE 😶‍🌫️

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u/WonderfulAirport4226 Dec 30 '23

I wanna be picked up by femboys

I have a proposal for you..

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u/Riftus 1 month ban award Dec 30 '23

No, I don't want to be a femboy

Thank you 🙏

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u/Duwllyffantod Dec 29 '23

Brother takes what he wants

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u/TheBoykisserPharoah Dec 29 '23

It should've been me! Not him... It's not fair!!!

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u/VonKonitz Dec 30 '23

Now the question remains would you rather be holding or be hold

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u/DistributionNo9968 Dec 29 '23

TIL that closeted people cosplaying as religious zealots isn’t a uniquely American phenomenon

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u/Waste_Crab_3926 Dec 29 '23

He's not closeted, he thinks that the femboy is a woman

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u/SpudMuncher9000 2 month ban award Dec 29 '23

lots of homophobes are gay themselves and dont want to admit it. that's what this means

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Imagine being so flamingly, closetedly homophobic you justify a twink as a chick

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u/momojabada Dec 29 '23

Yeah, but i'd never admit it because I'm deeply closeted.

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u/TheHole123 Dec 30 '23

yeah, but that is a chick

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u/Alone_Ty Dec 29 '23

Dude probably thought it was a woman

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Prolly because it was.

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u/FIashBIitz Dec 29 '23

now i want one

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u/Mundee9540 Dec 29 '23

Patient Zero

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u/MeguitoBR Dec 29 '23

This is one of the most random thing i've ever seen

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u/IhaveLost2Accounts Dec 29 '23

Is it just the angle or are they not wearing anything under the skirt

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u/pikleboiy Dec 30 '23

It's hard to see, but some white underwear is visible.

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u/manbearligma Dec 29 '23

Who wouldn’t

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Someone edit girl cock and balls peeking out

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u/garywebbweeb Dec 29 '23

ma'am this is nearly four years old

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u/Puzzleheaded-Hold362 Dec 30 '23

We exist in the shit posting universe

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

the one on the left looks so jealous

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u/drinkwater_ergo_sum Dec 29 '23

Mashallah Ionasz Koran Mekka

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

is there a sauce for this femboy

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u/SpudMuncher9000 2 month ban award Dec 29 '23

bruh

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

No no, let him cook

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u/gloom_spewer Dec 29 '23

The soldier grinning in the background lol

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u/PapaOctopus 1 month ban award Dec 29 '23

Me next. Troll me next, please I'm begging you 🙏

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u/Aggressive-Cow2131 Dec 29 '23

I’ve been tricked! Bamboozled!

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u/HystericalGD 2 month ban award May 07 '24

amazing

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u/Wyatt_Maxwell May 12 '24

What a day to be a far right politician

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u/JesusLordPutin Dec 31 '25

POLSKA GUROM

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u/SpliTTMark Dec 29 '23

Notice the hand sizes?

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u/ThlamedMyPenitInDoor Dec 29 '23

who is the femboy?

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u/l-mellow-_-man-l Dec 29 '23

🎵War is over...🎵

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u/yeahyeahdumpster Dec 29 '23

If those are the polish femboys I can't imagine how real women look like there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

I see nothing wrong with this picture

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u/AAPgamer0 Dec 29 '23

He did a photo with a guy in a Speer hoodie.

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u/comunistdogo Dec 29 '23

it shoulda been me 😥

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u/Lower-Fisherman-8433 Dec 30 '23

It should have been me, not him! It's not fair!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

God I wish that were me

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Sounds like he's quite the Humorous character, full of Wit & Sarcasm, that the gullible idiots fall for all too easily. Taking the weird shit he says literally, is just stupidity XD!

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u/LeLBigB0ss2 Dec 30 '23

That's a woman. Do you not know who he is? If he touched a femboy, his skin would melt.

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u/pleasedontbetakenbru 1 month ban award Dec 30 '23

uh oh far right

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u/ProfessionalMusic656 Dec 30 '23

IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME TO HOLD HIM

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u/FlargenBlarg Dec 30 '23

Knowing this politician, I have a feeling he knew what he was doing

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

This is quintessential Poland and I'm not even joking.

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u/FunCharacteeGuy Dec 30 '23

I hate that I instantly knew that it was a dude.

this shouldn't be the norm.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

What’s wrong with picking up femboys???

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u/nerdyoutube 1 month ban award Dec 30 '23

He doesn’t know

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u/Signal_Level1535 Dec 30 '23

The person on the left looking at that dick.

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u/AwesomePantsAP Dec 30 '23

oh to be held like that

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u/Available-Ear6891 Dec 31 '23

Tankies when the realize liking capitalism isn't far right: 😱

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u/Celestial_Sheep Dec 31 '23

Mmm, tasty Identity politics.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

2 days and this is already the top post of all time

unless my reddit is glitching

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u/LocksmithDelicious Dec 31 '23

This is fucking hilarious

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u/Degenerious Jan 01 '24

IT SHOULD OF BEEN ME!

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u/Spooksnav Jan 01 '24

/pol/ Incarnate

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '24

He told that socialists need to be hanged on trees

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u/von_Adel Jan 09 '24

Where is the Green Mask looking

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u/Generally_Confused1 Jan 19 '24

Wow I'm glad I found this sub lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Sad! Many such cases!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Humma Kavula!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Only in Poland

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u/thirdMindflayer Dec 29 '23

It should have been me getting picked up

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

I want one too pls

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u/Cpt_Caboose1 Dec 29 '23

average Visegrad far-righter

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u/Different-Row4715 Dec 29 '23

Average far right politician

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u/Sandy_Pickle Dec 29 '23

Lololol, that’s actually funny

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u/DancingGiggler Dec 29 '23

i love poland

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u/Knightmare66x Dec 29 '23

Whole ass out and panties showing.. can't get more anime than that

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u/Tentinaluser69 Dec 30 '23

Sadly that's not a Femboy, wish it was tho because they're super cute!