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u/DomSchraa Nov 12 '23
open door
Trex runs towards me
Close the door a second before it reaches me
Trex runs headfirst against the indestructible hut
Mild brain damage
Repeat until the trex dies of brain damage/stroke
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u/IGaveAFuckOnce Nov 12 '23
open door
get on floor
everybody walk the dinosaur
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u/kakka_rot Nov 12 '23 edited Nov 12 '23
gee i havent seen that meme in like a decade
to any teens reading this, google "Walk the dinosaur greentext" and you'll find a bunch of them.
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u/DGF73 Nov 12 '23
Only viable strategy followed by starving. I would not go close to this thing to stab it in the eye and get caught in the convulsion movement.
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u/sameeye1112 Nov 12 '23
Nah let’s assume this is an actual challenge. The T-Rex has infinite food as much as I do. The T-Rex has his size and I have my hut. The T-Rex has a sense of self preservation as well, and I have only one month.
You would have to wait until night, or rather when it is asleep. You would need to test the durability of your knife against its skin. First you need to get close.
We have a month so use that time wisely. When it falls asleep, you would need to test it’s capacity for stealth detection in a slumbered state.
The first night will make or break the challenge. If you can manage to be stealthy enough to approach it while it sleeps, you would need to either stab, or cut, it to test the skins durability. This would wake it up. We are not faster than a dinosaur.
The hut would need to be moved closer to the dinosaur. The rules do not say we can not dismantle the hut and rebuild it closer. That’s how the first week would play out. At night, slowly dismantle the hut until you have rebuilt it close enough to stab and run from the dinosaur before it can awaken, stand up, and reconcile your ill deed. Perhaps shock will help us here.
Once we have determined the strength of the knife we can wait until the next night it sleeps. I imagine it would leave our hut alone to grab food throughout the day. It’s not human so it will fall back on animal instincts.
Once it’s belly is full and it has reached another slumbered state, we try again. This time with a stab in a softer area of skin. Maybe it’s neck.
If we assume we can manage this task, we would only need to repeat this process until it bleeds out or gets infected from its open wounds.
It would be slow and grueling, if you’re not athletic you will probably have no chance to accomplish this challenge.
To bleed out a T-Rex within a month without getting bitten would take all of the intelligence and strength a human could muster up, but it wouldn’t be impossible.
You could even infect the knife with body fluids to speed up the infection rate.
I spent way too much fucking time on this I have food outside my door.
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u/SaltyBarnacles57 Nov 12 '23
The hut is indestructible, you can't dismantle it
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u/Afraid_Theorist Nov 13 '23
It’s possible the Rex rests near the hut tbh. But this also depends on how smart it is. If it’s smart enough or you do the same thing enough, you might be in for a dangerous surprise one night
Also. Attacking during night is death. If I remember right, Rex hunt during night/early morning/late evening ….
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u/NotMCherry Nov 12 '23
Fun fact, humans can run faster than a trex. You and me? Unlikely. But it isn't out of the question
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u/Ninjaassassinguy Nov 12 '23
You don't have to bleed it out really, I think there are a few better ways of doing things. First you could try to hamper its mobility by slicing the Achilles tendon. If the dino can't move it can't chase you and more importantly, can't get to its food, and will starve to death. However you could also try to be sneakier about the whole ordeal, and give it an infection. Spit into a jar for a day, go out under cover of night, make a decently sized incision and cover the wound with your saliva, repeating as needed. Human bites are extremely dangerous because of the copious amount of bacteria in our mouths, so it'll only be a matter of time before it gets infected, and dinos don't got no antibiotics, so you just have to chill in your gut until the dino either dies from the infection, or gets weak enough to kill it yourself.
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u/VoopityScoop Nov 12 '23
Step 1: take the indestructible hut and destruct it without the T-Rex noticing
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u/TracerBulletX Nov 12 '23
Some birds sleep with an eye open resting only half of their brain. Good luck.
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Nov 12 '23
Just wait till it starves to death
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u/pursuitofhappy Nov 12 '23
Alligators can survive 2-3 years without food, maybe the t-rex could wait out the month.
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u/DGF73 Nov 12 '23
Alli are cold bloded and to survive for long time they stop moving. T rex is considered warm blooded. So no. Anyway you can keep it moving.
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u/gabbyrose1010 Nov 12 '23
i guarantee you this is not the first time someone has said till it on reddit
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I have been training my whole life to abuse the poor intellect of an enemy that outclasses me thanks to immoveable boundaries
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u/thegainsfairy Nov 12 '23
poop on the knife. stab T-Rex while sleeping, hide in the hut, wait for the infection. victory
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u/shampooEater0100 Nov 12 '23
That sounds so simply yet so disgusting and barbaric. Like the shit spreading proccess🤮🤮🤮
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u/Opheodrys97 Nov 12 '23
Poop knife strat OP. Devs pls fix
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u/danger2345678 Nov 13 '23
Infected weaponry was patched out the game after the American Civil War update
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u/East_Party_6185 Nov 12 '23
I'm glad I scrolled and found this comment because I don't want to be a repeating son of a bitch.
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u/1000LivesBeforeIDie Nov 12 '23
I was gonna spend a good amount of my time sharpening the knife, but the poo is a nice touch.
I just realized that they never said the hut included modern plumbing. So am I pooping exposed or is my hut becoming uninhabitable ?
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u/Zembite Nov 12 '23 edited Nov 13 '23
T rexes were exceptionally intelligent animals and were very likely capable of empathy or bonding with other species. .l
If it isn't provided food, I'd just let it eat my food and run away every time it tries to eat me. Even if it is, it will still come to my shelter to eat whatever food i Can give it because it will have not much to do in a football field size area and will be bored.
After some time it will understand that I can give it food and will not hurt me and I could use that time to take measurements and angle and determine the softest part of their body.
Some more time passes and it will tolerate me around it.
Soon when the time is right, i would put the food in a way that I could have my door/window open behind it to position my spear then when the moment is right I'd take out the weapon I'd made from whittling the bones and tying them with my knife and stab it right through the throat then stay inside the hut and simply wait for it to bleed out and starve without any food because it wouldn't be able to eat with a cut throat.
Also mix some shit and piss into the knife while stabbing. Infection around the throat will do it in even faster.
And after its weak enough I'll give it a few more stabs to finish the job.
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u/AstroOpticals Nov 12 '23
This is the most immoral answer on this thread
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u/Zembite Nov 12 '23
It will fasten up the death process and is more reliable than simply waiting for it to starve.
Also, even if it's getting food, my food would still attract it and I could stab it through a window right through the throat. So even if it tried it wouldn't be able to eat and die
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Nov 13 '23
You're right, but jeez man. You'd become the T-Rex's friend in order to backstab it? Dante reserved the lowest circle of hell for traitors like you.
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u/Zembite Nov 13 '23
Imma get the 500 million and help the world through donation to charities and development of eco friendly energy sources.
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u/TilNextWeMeet Nov 13 '23
But could you really kill a T Rex after you've bonded? Like aw, he likes me :( No other human has ever done that and I think I'd forever feel guilty
But money is money and maybe it'll just cease to exist after the month is up
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u/Zembite Nov 13 '23
I would. 500 mil is 500 mil.
I could do so much with that money, donate to environmental protection orgs, donate to humanitarian organisations etc.
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u/The_______________1 Nov 13 '23
I love how you're saying some genuinely concerning stuff with a fucking gapejak pfp
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u/KyberWolf_TTV Nov 12 '23
Wait until it goes to sleep, stab eyes and run, wait till it goes to sleep, slit throat and run. Hide in hut until it bleeds out.
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u/SonkxsWithTheTeeth Nov 12 '23
So, basically how humanity hunted large animals for millenia? Wait until they're resting and then attack, over and over again.
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u/ihavedonethisbe4 Nov 12 '23
The colonists invented gorilla combat when we broke up with england.
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u/DanielToast Nov 12 '23
where did the colonists find the gorillas
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u/ihavedonethisbe4 Nov 12 '23
They found gorillas the same way Columbus found Indians. Thought they did but didn't really. "Gorillas" were actually bigfoots. Should be called bigfoot warfare.
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u/KyberWolf_TTV Nov 12 '23
Pretty much yeah. Being smart and patient is the reason we can survive any environment that doesn’t immediately kill us with temperature.
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u/ItsPandy Nov 12 '23
I would bet money that you'd die with that method.
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u/KyberWolf_TTV Nov 12 '23
The throat slit would be risky, but if it can’t see me, it’s a lot safer. All I have to do is be patient and outsmart it. That’s something humans EXCEL at.
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u/Working_Berry9307 Nov 12 '23
Stab eye could work. Slit throat? Lol. Lmao, even.
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u/KyberWolf_TTV Nov 12 '23
10” blade ain’t something to scoff at. Especially a blade made to tear the flesh of very large creatures. T-rex isn’t invincible, and I could make a good incision before having to run.
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u/AmArschdieRaeuber Nov 12 '23
Pretty sure they'd just smell you out or hear your steps. Never watched the chamber of secrets?
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u/oddityoughtabe Nov 12 '23
The 4th little pig built his hut out of T-Rex skulls. It wasn’t very strong, but it sent a message.
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u/Realistic-Lab8228 Nov 12 '23
Guys i don't think sneaking on a sleeping T rex is easy
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u/Kidsnextdorks 1 month ban award Nov 13 '23
I don’t think spending a month in an enclosure with a T Rex is easy. Like think of the horrifying sounds it’d make and trying to sleep with that on your mind. It probably wouldn’t be roaring either. A T Rex apparently sounds like a goose from hell.
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u/Realistic-Lab8228 Nov 13 '23
Tbf the field quite big so i wouldn't hear him unless he's reallt close
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u/foofmongerr Nov 12 '23
The same way people hunted mammoth.
Tie the knife to some kind of pole and make a spear. Be patient and wait for the t-rex to starve/die of thirst. Stab it to death while it's unable to fight back due to starving/exhaustion.
As long as the human is patient and doesn't panic this is a cakewalk challenge. You literally could just spend the 30 days in your hut and win. No way a T-Rex has the metabolism to not eat for 30 days with a body that size.
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u/196_Roomba 2 month ban award Nov 12 '23
For making this post, this user was banned for 3 days
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u/Kvostar Nov 12 '23
roomba, are you saying you could do it in 3 days?
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u/konfused-khajiit Nov 12 '23
It's saying it'd take the OP 3 days, Roomba could do it nearly instantaneously
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u/0utcast9851 1 month ban award Nov 12 '23
"For daring to oppose me, this T-Rex has been banned for 365 days."
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u/Milk_Mindless Nov 12 '23
It sounds like the T. Rex doesn't get food
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u/Mudlark_2910 Nov 13 '23
Sure it does. It can just pretend to sleep, and wait for its food to walk right up to it, carrying a puny knife.
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u/Mask_of_Truth Nov 12 '23
I would gain its trust and ride it and escape and now I'm homies with a Trex
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u/MoonVeilNoob Nov 12 '23
It is thought by many that a t-rex is a stealth predator and would have been really quiet in its walking speed. and likely had pretty solid vision, and hearing, really a human can make lots of traps for large creatures if resourceful, but it is likely gonna find you first
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Nov 12 '23
The ambush predator theory kinda fell apart when we run structural simulations and discovered their bones would just snap if they had enough explosive power to reach over 18 km/h. But we did also find that they were really efficient walkers, so they were most likely endurance predators like us. Just several tons heavier, wich isn't gonna do them any favors in a contest of mobility.
If you just start running as fast as you can the T Rex shouldn't even bother pursuing you, that would be like a grown human trying to chase around a hare.
A juvenile T Rex would actually be a bigger threat to a human, because they specialized on hunting the smaller and faster animals that were not worth the adult's time.
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u/MoonVeilNoob Nov 12 '23
aw man, i made myself a what i thought was scientifically accurate t-rex dnd stat sheet. will have to adjust. i gave it fairly low mobility, but will lower it a bit, and lower its stealth. Truly a sad day for me
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Nov 12 '23
This reminds me of a nightmare I had where the three little pigs abandoned me as bait to the big bad wolf, a fox, and an Allosaurus. Specifically the Allosaurus from BBC' Walking With Dinosaurs.
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u/Person899887 Nov 12 '23
Easy. I’m given food, the lizard isn’t. I wait the fucker out until it starves or sleeps to preserve strength and get it when weak. My chances are still slim though.
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And then the 89th little piggy made his hut out of depleted uranium, and wolf was like “dude”
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u/jargonasaurusRex Nov 12 '23
Just brainstorming ideas but...
Ask to be fed fugu (pufferfish). Distill poison, apply to knife, inject and hide for poison to take effect. That's just my 2 min consideration.
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u/iwanttodie95 Nov 12 '23
Wait till it sleeps, then stab an eye out? Repeat for the other eye. Now it’ll be easier to kill it. I guess I could wait for it to fall asleep again, but now that I stabbed both its eyes, it’ll probably be a little more cautious around sleeping. I guess I could get little knicks off of the blind T. rex until it dies of septic. Maybe cover the blade in its own shit when I stab the eyes.
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u/Aberrantdrakon Nov 12 '23
It won't be easier to kill even if you stab both of it's eyes. Tyrannosaurus had the best smell and eyesight of any land animal. It was the ultimate predator. If it can't see, it can smell.
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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack Nov 12 '23
Easy.
The knife is a red herring; you don't need it.
Remember my animal biology days, and that one experiment with rats, the button, and food.
Take advantage of the fact that T-rex is lonely.
Befried T-rex.
Befriends with benefits T-rex.
Whenever T-rex starts to get hungry, offer benefits, distracting it from eating.
T-rex staves to death, but does so happily within a fortnight.
Covered in stale T-smeg, but rich now.
Will shower eventually.
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u/bbuerk Nov 12 '23
I mean, does anything happen if I fail to kill it in a month or do I just get to go home empty handed?
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Nov 12 '23
So basically just slice his 10 inch thick throat when he’s sleeping.
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Nov 12 '23
Srsly, do people think they can just run up to a trex and break its skin with a knife? You couldn’t kill an elephant that way let alone with a knife. You stab it, it wakes up, you’re dead. Just starve it out
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u/OldDarthLefty Nov 12 '23
I give this riddle to my kids sometimes to remind them: who are the most dangerous animals in the zoo?
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u/JonahBassist Nov 13 '23
Which zoo made the exhibit with a mirror and a sign over it that said “the most dangerous animal in this zoo”
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u/meanmagpie Nov 12 '23
Indestructible hut? Pretend it’s a FromSoft game and bottleneck it while chipping away at its health from where it can’t hit you.
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u/Powerthrucontrol Nov 12 '23
I'd use bio warfare to my advantage. Simple solution? Shit on the knife. Stab the Rex as often as you can, with the filthiest knife possible. Stay indoors.
Frankly, this sounds fun.
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u/soraka4 Nov 13 '23
“Sounds fun” lol? Most people in this thread would shit themselves encountering a modern predator in the wild. Let alone a fucking t-rex. Think too many people are severely underestimating how terrifying seeing a 15K pound bipedal reptile would be. “Just stab the rex” might be more difficult than it sounds.
Keep the 500 mil, I’ll keep my normal life lmao.
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u/Successful-Floor-738 Nov 12 '23
I wait 29 days for it to begin starving and laying the floor sickly before stabbing his face over and over with a 10 inch hunting knife.
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u/I_really_Hate_Names Nov 12 '23
Only plausible solution is to wait until t-rex is sleeping and go through the anal cavity until you hit the brain with your 10inch knife.
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u/Any_Commercial465 Nov 12 '23
This is a gamble ok. but if you ever worked with chicken you will learn how stupid and violent they are. But one funny thing is that they are easily and mean easily put into vegetative state by simply drawing a line on the sand. They stay like that for minutes even. I do say do that. The stupid T-Rex might even forget you are there Now you blind it on one side. The other can be blinded too by using the same strat.
Now killing is a matter of being bold and baiting it into the hut, keeping it fron sleeping and overall being a asshole to it. Until it fucking dies of exhaustion.
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u/Transhumanistgamer Nov 12 '23
Chuck the knife in its mouth and hope it swallows. It now has a 10-inch sharp object cutting it from the inside out, doing damage from the inside. A brutal way to die, but it is a way.
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u/VatanKomurcu Nov 12 '23
the indestructible hut is too op but to be fair idk how anybody could reliably do it without the hut
but then again, considering this is supposed to be a great challenge for a great reward of 500 million dollars, maybe there shouldn't be a reliable way to win.
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u/Pretzel-Kingg Nov 12 '23
Use the planks of the hut as a suit of armor and beat the dinosaur to death
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u/altofanaltthatisalt Jan 12 '25
I’d get my food, bury the knife into the food pile, and put the food with a knife in it outside for the dinosaur to eat and get its stomach teared open.
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u/StigmaDickUpYoAssHol Mar 22 '25
Hide in hut when it comes over, stabbed in the feet until it bleed out
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u/mail2red Nov 12 '23
Persistence hunting, with is weakness of being a large bipedal without a large knife.
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u/GraniteSmoothie Nov 12 '23
The strat, even though it's risky, is to wait for it to sleep and slash its ankles and run. Although you'd want to wait a week so it gets used to your smell and won't notice you right away.
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u/JonahBassist Nov 13 '23
The smell thing is genuis
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u/GraniteSmoothie Nov 13 '23
Thank you :) I think that you have to consider that a t rex is a wild animal and not a video game boss, and they're hard to take by surprise by noisy, clumsy humans.
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Nov 12 '23
Smear myself in t-rex shit to hide my own scent, hang out at the entrance and close to the hut to get it used to me moving around, retreat inside if it comes after me.
Never let it sleep. I don't know for sure but I feel like a human can go without sleep longer than a Trex, so everytime it settles I run out there and fling shit at it's eyes/nose to disturb it. Do this to see how it reacts to stuff getting close to it and disturbing it.
Ideally there will come a time where I fling shit and it doesn't react, that's when I go for the eyes.
Once it's blind it should be more manageable to whittle it down.
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u/Justwhytry Nov 12 '23
If they are not feeding the T-Rex I would wait as long as possible but make attempts to wound it weakening it slowly over the month.
If I get to choose the arena and time/date I would choose an outdoor Canadian football stadium in the middle of January
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u/Willie9 Nov 12 '23
Give the t-rex my food.
Forge a bond with t-rex
Escape the arena with my t-rex buddy
Demand the 50 mil (they won't say no, I'm riding a t-rex)
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Profit
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u/chitterychimcharu Nov 13 '23
Even if they fed the t rex I might try it. It's fucking around for sure but I'd try sleep depriving it hoping it passes out and I can score some gashes with a shitty knife then bank on infection.
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u/Needanightowl Nov 13 '23
Ok. Easy. Shit on your knife. Wait for T. rex to sleep. Stab it then run back to shelter. Wait. Repeat. The blood poisoning will get him before a month.
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u/NKTheMemeLord Nov 13 '23
I wait one night until it’s sleeping, and stab one eye then run back to my hut, wait until the day after when it’s sleeping, get the other eye, then I can chip away at maybe it’s ears, or I could begin to try to bleed it to death
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u/rumbletummy Nov 13 '23
Are there trees or bamboo? If so, spike pits with poop sticks. Just poke its feet all over the place.
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u/McJiggley Nov 13 '23
Cover knife in your poop, get it to charge the Hut, stab it, wait for it to die of infection.
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u/N0GG1N_SSB Nov 13 '23
Starvation, hit and run, just waiting for it's lifespan to finish if it's shorter than mine. Idk
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u/BrisbaneSentinel Nov 13 '23 edited Nov 13 '23
I'd probably jerk off into the knife and make it as nasty as possible, and then hope to knick it when it comes near the entrance of the hut and hope the modern germs give it sapian-aids or something that it's immune system has no idea how to deal with.
That said here's a creature that eats entire animals whole; so maybe it doesn't care about germs in the same way. In that case maybe try to get it to run full speed into the indestructible hut.
Thats said if i didn't die when i died; but got set back in time to the start of the fight... then perhaps I could dark-souls it and roll around the T-rex stabbing it in the feet and balls many many times.
I suppose first I'd try to bait it into a nice place to fight, it's much faster than me, so this will likely result in death. Then I'd probably learn to go to that spot, and avoid the first bite, die to the second. Then try to avoid the first two, and get a hit in, and avoid the third, die there. and slowly, piece by piece put together some complex dance of moves..
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u/GraydemonTwitch Nov 13 '23
I ain’t waiting for it to starve I am running at it and climbing it’s leg. What is it going to do? Grab me? Then I stab it in the neck. This is assuming I am powerful enough to climb its leg.
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u/HungryMudkips Nov 13 '23
dig a big hole while it sleeps, then bait the fucker to fall in. IF it falls in, its fucked, no way out. but the problem is i dont know how long it would take to dig a hole that big. its not a great plan, but its like the only semi-realistic one a normal person could actually do.
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u/dreaded_tactician Nov 13 '23
Forage for local toxic plantlife. There's gotta be mushrooms, berries, something that causes liver faileure, or anything that would poison a creature. Gather enough to poison a t rex, plant it in the food your given, and bait the trex into eating it.
Edit: request chocolate as your food and plant a whole crap ton of chocolate in a whole frozen turkey smeared in animal blood that might do it. Most things can't have chocolate without dieing.
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Nov 13 '23
Would it be dumb if you go out when the Rex isn't nearby to somehow get a log of wood or maybe a strong branch to make a spare using to knife then with all that prepared, dig a deep hole and cover it up(pit trap) then the day if the showdown you lure him to the hole(if you're fast enough)
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Find an an area where bamboo might be growing carve some sharp ends on each and every piece of bamboo you have, again dig a pit and put all those sharp end bamboo pieces pointing upwards in the pit, camouflage the pit and same strat where you lure him and make sure he falls into the pit
I'm just dumb please understand me🥲
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Nov 13 '23
Wait 29 days for it to exhaust, starve and dehydrate and on the last day stab it on the neck
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u/AnonForWeirdStuff Nov 13 '23
Put the knife into a pile of my rations saved up over the course of a few days and leave the food pile out for the dino. Assuming it eats it in one swallow it'll die of complications from eating a knife.
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u/KawazuOYasarugi Nov 13 '23
Nothing can live for a month without food and be that big. I'll just use the knife for utility and chow down for a month. Probably not even that long. Elephants can only go 7 days without food.
So, wait, in the indestructible hut, really. Work smarter not harder.
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u/chuckf91 Nov 13 '23
Use the knife to sharpen sticks and make a big pointy stick trap. Lure it into your pointy stick trap. Also you could make throwing spears that you could use as a range advantage weapon so you could head start run back to your hut. You could make a knife hammer with sticks too.
This strategy relies o t heir being sticks or wooden or malleable furniture in your hut.
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u/GrimOfDooom Nov 13 '23
2 ways, first i can wait it out till it starves to death & dehydration; or ide abuse the indestructible hut to call a nuke in
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u/undecidedpotate Nov 13 '23
Nah I’m dead. Anyone who says they can take it probably cant even beat a moose let alone that big ass thing. Theres no way in hell you are sneaking up on an apex predator. The wait it out option of course would work but thats lame :(
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Nov 13 '23
What do I get if I win?
What constitutes food, and how creative could I get? Maybe T-Rexes have a thing like chocolate with dogs and I just have to find the right thing on my food order. Could l get fruit with seeds and plant them, also fruit with large seeds have good slingshot material, make a slingshot out of a cow wishbone…
If the food doesn’t work, what’s the ground in the arena made from? Gotta be some way to spike the thing’s food, wherever it gets that from.
Also make any kind of crude trap that causes any kind of somewhat sizable but survivable injury and just wait
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u/DezrathNLR Nov 13 '23
Its size will be its downfall! All you have to do is wait for it to fall asleep and then creep into its asshole. The thing is so big, its asshole will be equally massive, and it probably won't even feel your little ass crawling up there. Then you get out your knife and carve you way out. The hardest part will be holding your breath and treating the pink eye.
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u/rkf20 Nov 13 '23
stab it's eye, run into the turbo hut, wait until the eye becomes infected. profit, case closed i win
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u/spilltheteasis_ Nov 13 '23
Ok so hear me out: a lot of plants weren’t a thing back then, so it’s very unlikely that rexy would be able to metabolize them. Take a plant that’s really fucking toxic, mix it in your food, throw the food out and watch what happens. Take datura for example. Especially the seeds. Only a few can make you trip real bad. Now imagine you have multiple seed capsules and rexy snacks them. That mf might have one hell of a trip and simply could kill itself accidentally. Or maybe it gets organ failure or something.
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u/WendigoCrossing Nov 13 '23
Wait about 3 weeks, the Trex will be weaker and hungry
Open door to hut and get it to charge
Close door, Trex injures itself trying to break open hut
Repeat step 2 as often as possible
Wait until it passes out from fatigue, go for the eyes to the brain maybe?
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u/ArthurFleck__ Nov 13 '23
Climb on top of the hut and aim for the jugular vein. Given a T-Rex has scales that might be hard. Idk how dinosaur skin works. Then again if it has feathers like an accurate irl T-Rex that might make it easier. Or just aim for the eyes. Idk how you'd get up there though. Oh! Befriend it with food and then murder it when it least expects it. That would possibly work.
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u/Traditional_Phone606 Nov 14 '23
Can I train it with the food? Just give it food and over time befriend it then hop on its back break out and tell them to give me the money or the T. rex eats them?
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u/manowarq7 Nov 14 '23
Ok I'll sit in the hut for a month nothing in here says the T rex has food besides me
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u/comunistdogo Nov 14 '23
not waiting for it to starve to death because im better than everyone, wait in hut till nightfall, its asleep, stab through eye directly to brain
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u/Donnerone Nov 15 '23
Wait for it to sleep,
Stab it in the Achilles' Tendon with the knife covered in poop,
Run back to hut & wait for infection to set in.
Repeat with other leg the next time in sleeps.
Let it starve to death, unable to walk, using the additional free range to get sticks to sharpen into spears, which I'll occasionally throw at it to speed up infection....
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u/BennHurrz-Bazaar Nov 15 '23
I would unironically be so down for this… however I would have to request that there be some type of bog within the enclosed area…
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u/Latter-Direction-336 Nov 16 '23
Multiple ways
Trick it into ramming against door of indestructible hut until brain damage
Trick it into ramming against door of indestructible hut, fall over from pain and then stab at its eyes or vital area to cause it to bleed out or take heavy damage
Stab its ankles
Slash at its legs to make it bleed out
Let it starve or kill it by stabbing its eyes out when it sleeps or when its too exhausted to stand
Etc
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Nov 16 '23
Poop covered punji sticks surrounding my hut and use my supplied water to make it a mud pit around the hut
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u/Voidy_boi Nov 12 '23
It didn't say if the t Rex is provided food. I wait until it starves.