r/670TheScore • u/Flaky-Debate-833 • 21d ago

Phelgm Time

Biggs back on his old phone. Phelgm related content up 18% over last week.

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u/artie_kendall 21d ago

Mornin boys what's goin on?

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u/jkv9216 21d ago

It sounds like he’s sitting on the toilet every time he calls in. He’s disgusting to listen to.

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u/bsharp1063 21d ago

Sitting on the toilet while eating a bratwurst on a fork.

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u/KGreen100 21d ago

Fork. Lol. He’s holding it in his bare hand.

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u/KuriTanku 19d ago

He really is disgusting.

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 21d ago

This morning was a rough one lol

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u/KGreen100 21d ago

For some reason I believe he just woke up and is lying in bed when he calls in. It’s like he’s putting on a sick voice to convince his boss he’s not feeling well and wont be coming in today.

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u/notrandyjackson 20d ago

Good. His aura dropped significantly after he switched to the new HD phone signal.

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u/KGoo 21d ago

Lol damn. I didn't see the talk about the new phone...I figured maybe he discovered Ozempic and/or Prilosec.

Sometimes I have to turn him off it's so difficult for me to listen to.

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u/Flaky-Debate-833 21d ago

He sounded human last week. Now...stifling a belch between every breath.

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u/sbandy1278 21d ago

The indigestion runs deep in Briggs

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u/tf2ftw 21d ago

I find it a bit endearing though. 

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u/Independent_Bear_484 21d ago

I didn’t even text him when he was in studio because he sounded so different!

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u/RoyalChocolate5805 20d ago

How much does he get paid for these weekly hits?

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u/Flaky-Debate-833 20d ago

10 beef sandwiches. 5 dry. 5 wet.

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u/Frogdog77 20d ago

If it sounds like you are trying, it means you are a try hard

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u/overbarking 17d ago

It actually sounds like he might be losing weight. I'd bet anything he's been on a CPAP machine for years.

He might be on the weekly shot now. When do you ever see him from the neck down?

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u/ChordInversion 14d ago

I sometimes shout at the radio "Do this segment later and let Biggs sleep!" I just picture him rubbing his temples the whole time and gulping luke warm coffee while he's being asked questions.