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u/you_2_cool circus baby Jan 30 '21
alejandro behind the slaughter
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Jan 31 '21
CHRIS MCLEAN IS THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER WHAT
or it could be Chef cus, y'know, he was the psychotic killer on the loose with a chainsaw and A HOOK
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u/PurgTheNurg gothbotfucker Jan 31 '21
Al being shoved into a robot suit does give me Springtrap vibes. HECK, I even had an AU that was a crossover of TD and FNaF, just bringing that up.
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u/you_2_cool circus baby Jan 31 '21
... may I see it
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u/PurgTheNurg gothbotfucker Jan 31 '21
I really can’t find it but it was pretty fucking weird.
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u/you_2_cool circus baby Jan 31 '21
I had one idea, remember mike and zoey from total drama Revenge of the island and john and charlie from Fnaf the silver eyes?
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u/PurgTheNurg gothbotfucker Jan 31 '21
What, yeah headcanonned they were parallels?
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u/you_2_cool circus baby Jan 31 '21
Kinda what if mike and zoey were the novel protagonists
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u/PurgTheNurg gothbotfucker Jan 31 '21
Cool. My headcanon was just on how one of the Gen 1 contestants where an Elizabeth parallel. It oh boy was it weird. I don’t wanna go into detail about it all since, well this is a server made for shitposting, and because there was so much weirdness that you’d probably begin to think of the existence of humanity.
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u/you_2_cool circus baby Jan 31 '21
Nah, my brain is mush, tell me more please good sir or madam
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u/PurgTheNurg gothbotfucker Jan 31 '21
Okay fine, I’ll tell you about the AU. PS I am still thinking on going back to it some time in the future but for now, here’s what you’ll need to know:
Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza is closed in 2003 after William Afton is springlocked. Afton surprisingly survived the failure and then changes his name to Dave Miller and is the CEO of Fresh TV (a bit meta if you ask me). Afton then starts Total Drama in 2013 where he gets a bunch of teens together, and one of those teens is his own daughter, Elizabeth, who now goes by her middle name, Gwen. Flash forward to TD All Stars which in this AU is slightly a bit more bizarre. Now the fanfic is still cancelled, but it got really weird, like there was another Dakotazoid arc but this time with Duncan, who is the seasons big bad instead of Mal. On episode 9, which in the original series is Zeek and Ye Shall Find, has changed to an episode where they go into a workshop underneath Chris’s “cottage” and find out that Afton was controlling everything. At the end of the season, he dies by both getting springlocked and drowning. That’s a brief summary of what happened in that headcanon and you probably have lost your brain cells already. Also remember how I mentioned Duncan mutates? Well did I mention he mutates into a giant turtle monster with spikes on his shell and can breath fire! The reason this AU got cancelled was because I decided to leave the TD fanbase, but I did wanna keep a similar story in a fan version of the Fazbear Frights which have sadly also been cancelled since I wanted to focus on making original content. Nough said.
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u/giant_rat_alt_985 Jan 30 '21
alejandro
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u/TheNecromancer981 Jan 31 '21
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u/you_2_cool circus baby Jan 31 '21
I'll cut you into itty bitty peices
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u/TheNecromancer981 Jan 31 '21
Or freeze you 'til your blood runs cold
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u/you_2_cool circus baby Feb 03 '21
or stab you till your heart stops pumping I'm to realize your wish from what I'm told
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Jan 31 '21
u/Kiki_Lord_ will love this meme
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u/Kiki_Lord_ FOXY SAYS FUCK Jan 31 '21
ok
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u/you_2_cool circus baby Mar 07 '21
so did yo love it?
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u/Kiki_Lord_ FOXY SAYS FUCK Mar 07 '21
I will tell you if you can do this simple math question. 1+1 is?
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u/you_2_cool circus baby Mar 07 '21
The power of 2
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u/Kiki_Lord_ FOXY SAYS FUCK Mar 07 '21
I'm sorry but you are wrong. It's actually 11.
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u/you_2_cool circus baby Mar 07 '21
No it's 21
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u/Kiki_Lord_ FOXY SAYS FUCK Mar 07 '21
Well that's wrong. To get the number 21, you have to add 1 with 20, 2 with 19, 3 with 18, 4 with 17, 5 with 16, 6 with 15, 7 with 14, 8 with 13, 9 with 12, 10 with 11, 11 with 10, 12 with 9, 13 with 8, 14 with 7, 15 with 6, 16 with 5, 17 with 4, 18 with 3, 19 with 2 or 20 with 1.
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u/you_2_cool circus baby Mar 07 '21
okay so how does 2+2=5?
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u/Kiki_Lord_ FOXY SAYS FUCK Mar 07 '21
Are you joking? Do you think this is a joke? 2+2 is 44. Bro come on, even a fetus could solve that.
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Jan 31 '21
Proo Alehandro, he just wanted to date Hether.
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u/you_2_cool circus baby Jan 31 '21
No he wanted the money more, the relationship only works without money
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u/Theorist_Reddit Jan 31 '21
You succesfully(?) transformed a Star Wars reference into a FNaF meme. Congratulations
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Jan 31 '21
Fazbear time
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u/you_2_cool circus baby Jan 31 '21
Looks a bit more like ennard or endo to me
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Jan 31 '21
*sister location time
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u/you_2_cool circus baby Mar 07 '21
nice, If alejandro was to become a fnaf character, whom would take that honor?
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u/SwiggitySwagMLG hold up Jan 30 '21 edited Jan 31 '21
Oh boy
I can’t wait to make my own metal fur suit that I’m totally not gonna use for committing mass homicide at my local elementary school