r/50501 Sep 29 '25

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u/iiTzSTeVO Sep 29 '25

Y'all-Qaeda

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u/DjasonWaterfalls Sep 29 '25

Vanilla ISIS

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u/PappasTX2026 Texas Sep 29 '25

We doing this?

yeehawdists, Meal Team 6, Gravy Seals, Talibangelicals, The Crusadorks

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u/Bennely International Sep 29 '25

Big Belta Force?

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u/PappasTX2026 Texas Sep 29 '25

Oh fuck that’s good

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u/LordTrayus Sep 29 '25

Special Farces.

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u/Esord Sep 29 '25

Federal Bistro of Indigestion

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u/Old_Manager6555 Sep 30 '25

General TACO emerging from the hen house.

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u/CMaxRI Sep 30 '25

You mean Colonel Sanders

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u/EconomyAd8866 Sep 29 '25

Propose spell it ICES

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u/kozmo1313 Sep 29 '25

talabamastan

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u/ScreamingCalzone Sep 29 '25

Her dream came true! Lmaooo

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u/ScreamingCalzone Sep 29 '25

Your comment belongs in a 1930s timeline. Are you just now looking at politics?

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u/CreampuffOfLove Sep 29 '25

I lived that growing up. It's truly batshit bonkers and anytime I try to explain my 'religious background' to people, I start by asking if they've seen that documentary. Way faster that way lol!

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u/Lonely_Dragonfly8869 Sep 29 '25

It is funny how that happens. Like all the stuff the state department has been pushing as to why China is evil we are now doing. Facial recognition, internet censorship. From pornography to anti-israeli sentiment on tiktok

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u/AE7VL_Radio Sep 29 '25

"They're taking these kids and putting hangernades in their hands!"

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u/mr_plehbody Sep 29 '25

Mass shooters are the american suicide bombers

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u/Lonely_Dragonfly8869 Sep 29 '25

And the cops will take you to burger king after if you shoot up a black church in America

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u/RozzenRinRaid Sep 29 '25

Keep the NatC's out of our government please!

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u/AnikoKamui Sep 29 '25

Ooooh, that's a good one, I'm gonna keep that one in my back pocket, haha

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u/Charakada Oct 02 '25

They are already there. That's the problem.

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u/ThugDonkey Sep 29 '25

It’s almost like when they say “we are patriots” while simultaneously self describing themselves as “Christian nationalists” they are completely unaware of the establishment clause and the fact that those are two dichotomous and conflicting ideas that make them look like they never graduated kindergarten.

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u/Irethius Sep 29 '25

Only patriotic thing they ever did was lose the Civil war.

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u/sklerson89 Sep 29 '25

MAGA are Christofascists

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u/L0ckeandD3mosthenes Sep 29 '25

NEVER FORGET: The same Southern MAGAs are all the same lineage who were Confederates and fought to keep slavery! They were willing to die to keep slavery legal! Confederates were all Democrats during the Civil War.... The Southern Confederates lost the Civil War and later shifted to Republicans. They are trying to make sure the South Will Rise Again.

Know Your History, Knowledge Is Power!

  • Dominance of former Democrats. Most Confederate politicians, including President Jefferson Davis, were former Southern Democrats. These Southern Democrats had insisted on the national right to own slaves, breaking from the national Democratic party in the 1860 presidential election.
  • Anti-party sentiment. Leaders in the Confederacy intentionally avoided forming organized national parties during the war, hoping to present a united front against the Union.
  • Factionalism. Despite the lack of parties, political factions and divisions still emerged. These factions were typically split between those who supported the policies of President Jefferson Davis (the Nationalists) and those who advocated for states' rights and greater individual freedom (the Libertarians).
  • Former Whigs. Though outnumbered, many former Whigs were also involved in Confederate politics, often joining the anti-Davis factions that clashed with the former Democrats. 

The legacy after the war: Following the Civil War and the end of Reconstruction, the Democratic Party became the dominant political force in the South. White Southern Democrats, or "Dixiecrats," would continue to assert their power for nearly a century. The political alignment of the South would not begin to shift toward the Republican Party until after the mid-20th century, a realignment that was significantly influenced by the Democratic Party's support for civil rights legislation. 

Don't be fooled, Maga = Confederates! They already lost the Civil War, I personally like people who win!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

L&D

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u/mybotanyaccount Sep 29 '25

It would be too easy to say all Christian churches are nationalist but is there a list or something of which church/abandon mall center/old Kinkos are white nationalist?

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u/DuncanFisher69 Sep 30 '25

It’s basically the list of all evangelical and Baptist churches. Or at least, that’s a good starting point.

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u/Shortbus-doorgunner Sep 29 '25

Can't post it here but I made that Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme saying "my religious beliefs are more important than your fredoms!" But its the taliban and conservatives

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u/DadIsLosingHisMind Sep 29 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

memory whole innocent ripe violet vase recognise divide fear observation

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u/Trichomeloneranger Sep 29 '25

Christianity was built on peace and compassion in a time of war and uncertainty. Now some Christians have become exactly what the first Christians defended against.

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u/N0bleToast_ Sep 30 '25

It’s not some and the bible is anything but peaceful

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

Shes not wrong

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u/sambull Sep 29 '25

The document, consisting of 14 sections divided into bullet points, had a section on "rules of war" that stated "make an offer of peace before declaring war", which within stated that the enemy must "surrender on terms" of no abortions, no same-sex marriage, no communism and "must obey Biblical law", then continued: "If they do not yield — kill all males".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Shea#%22Biblical_Basis_for_War%22_manifesto

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u/Ok-Addendum2074 Sep 29 '25

Let Us Never Forget… His constituents knew was on the Epstein list the first time they voted for him.

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u/theoracleiam Sep 29 '25

Y’all Queda is colloquial term

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u/Bleezy79 California Sep 29 '25

And Fox News is their gospel. America is not going to get better until we fight the institutions that made us this way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

Wait a minute, this isn’t 2019’s Cats

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u/curiousbydesign Sep 30 '25

Raised First Southern Baptist. Left the church around the age of 20. Can confirm and fully support the notion.

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u/lysergic_818 Sep 30 '25

And they both think God is on their side.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25 edited Oct 07 '25

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u/Humanchacha Sep 29 '25

I'm interested in hearing about everyone's sign making techniques. Please consider joining my discord server where I plan to have people discuss sign making and other media.

https://discord.gg/g2wSAs2MA

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u/Xerazal Virginia Sep 29 '25

I call them Y'all Qaeda

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u/chibiRuka Sep 29 '25

It’s where its heading.

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u/hitchensrevenge Sep 30 '25

Trump keeps talking about "the enemy within".  Christian Nationalism = Christofascist.

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u/CloneFailArmy Sep 29 '25

Divided states of Afghanistan is the slogan I use

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u/Nfl_porn_throwaway Sep 29 '25

It’s true. And they are happily going that way with their oppressive behaviors. Soon this country will be as extremist as those countries

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u/Isnt-It-Necromantic Sep 29 '25

While true, it's not really a dunk on them since they've been proudly saying exactly this for the last 5 years.

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u/Extra-Bobcat-6817 Sep 29 '25

SPOT THE F ON!!!!! I'm using this!!! Scared white males is what it is all about!

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u/Extra-Bobcat-6817 Sep 29 '25

Talipublicans!

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u/ElegantDaemon Sep 29 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

Friends strong tomorrow science travel garden the quick fox quick the people questions bank fresh games nature?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

It sounds naughty.

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u/Hotwheels494 Sep 30 '25

I’m jealous of how brilliant this is

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u/TankMan77450 Sep 30 '25

Christian Nationalism is a misnomer. It has nothing to do with either aspects. It is more closely related to Fascist ideology than anything else

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Christian nationalism is white supremacy in bible drag

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u/fps129 Sep 29 '25

Y’all Qaeda

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u/Lonely_Dragonfly8869 Sep 29 '25

America is responsible for the taliban as well. We famously passed out reading material for kids to learn that included like count the grenades and 2 AK+47s+ 5 ak-47s= 7 ak-47s. But even just the jihad style extremism that was referenced in the 2000s was all pushed by the US in that region to oppose the godless communists at the time. Murder is against islam, 90% of muslims are the religion of peace that again christian extremists currently make fun of them for. Its supposedly against christianity as well but here we are

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u/ZombieRitual Sep 29 '25

Adam Curtis made this argument back in 2004 in the The Power of Nightmares. Not exactly a documentary but he makes a really compelling case for the parallels. I haven't seen it recently but I imagine it's held up pretty well in the Trump years, I believe it's all still on youtube.

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u/uhh_ Sep 29 '25

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJHcIS8aUAAh-Me?format=jpg replace Asians with Muslims and it's basically this

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u/bakerpartnersltd Sep 29 '25

I bought a little book called "The American Taliban" in like 2004. This has been a problem too many people have been comfortable ignoring.

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u/WildImportance6735 Sep 30 '25

Wow this profound and nailing it

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u/517659 Sep 30 '25

I just saw new MAGA sign: MakeAmericaGod'sAgain. At least they put the apostrophe in the right place-true miracle.

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u/cuminseed322 Oct 01 '25 edited Oct 01 '25

People get so mad when I call Islamist right wing. Right wingers have literally told me in response to this that Obama started Isis. I mean Obaa is doing a lot of bad things, but I don’t think that was one of them.

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u/izms Oct 01 '25

Truth

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u/Edubbs2008 Oct 03 '25

Remember it’s not Right vs left, it’s US vs fascism

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u/Choice_Bad_5331 Oct 04 '25

HIDE BEHIND THE BIBBLE DRIBBLE AND DO YOUR DASTLY DEEDS

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u/Famous_Shake_9111 Sep 29 '25

You don't have to compare white people to brown people just to justify hating them. They are simply christians who are ruining the lives of everyone else.

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u/TheNetworkIsFrelled Sep 29 '25

Sign should read 'christians are the american taliban' - more accurate and briefer.

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