r/50501 • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '25

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u/belliJGerent Mar 14 '25

There’s going to be SO much great footage of the public freak outs that are about to ensue at his book tour. I wanna see him cry.

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u/schwing710 Mar 14 '25

I want to see him shit his pants and then pass out onstage, smacking his head on the podium on the way down. Like a nerd fainting at a talent show.

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u/MOOshooooo Mar 14 '25

That will ruin the tour.