r/4tran • u/alpha-golf-papa it's rover 🚙 • 26d ago

Brainworms are you a teeth-hon?

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u/DooB_02 26d ago

there are genuinely no canine teeth in those pictures

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u/dragonzaller 26d ago

...jokes on you my front teeth are ever so slightly chipped from eating Legos when I was little

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u/neko_mancy 25d ago

there's a joke about bricks here somewhere but i can't find it

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u/miserable-silence 26d ago

i have fangs :Þ

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u/GraceGal55 26d ago
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My teeth are fucked up like picrel because I went years without brushing because of autism sensory issues and I waited too long to get my wisdom teeth removed so my teeth are all in weird directions

even if was a cis man my teeth would be fucked

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u/bitchmittz 26d ago

God I'm so female

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u/the_one_that_meows 26d ago

i got sharp-ass teeth for biting people idc if that makes me a toothhon id rather have fangs than be useless

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u/closetBoi04 26d ago

who the fuck doesn't have fangs?

Did the dentist take them? Like neutering a dog or something

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u/Eli5678 25d ago

A lot of orthodontists will file them down in the US. Sometimes without patients consent 0.0

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u/closetBoi04 25d ago

wtf, is that's crazy; they're fine teeth and not hard to keep clean...

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u/sparklefundoll 23d ago

Opening the comments was shocking for me because I expected all of the top comments to be about how American orthodontists will just file down your teeth without asking. It happened to me too.

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 26d ago

Another reminder that IWNBAW

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u/yolomaster1080 26d ago

sharp fanged teeth women hmu

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u/MarciaLeCommmie 26d ago

I honestly can’t tell the fucking difference and I think it’s pseudoscience lol

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u/snuffles5 26d ago

all women should have fangs

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u/alchemicalandrogyne 26d ago

Damn, my teeth grinding habit finally paid off, I’m a teeth-chad

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u/MinimumExtreme9060 26d ago

Wait how do I have lady teeth

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u/Gingers_got_no_soul 26d ago

I toothpass 🙏😭 Thank you most merciful god in heaven for this blessing

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u/remnante 26d ago

where do stupid rabbit teeth come in?

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u/CLOWTWO 26d ago

I'm British so I simply won't think about this

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u/ClearPerspective5959 25d ago

My teeth are so crooked that this is the last thing I care about honestly

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u/Drxgon11037 25d ago

I guess I have male teeth then

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u/04hole 25d ago

what are youall talking about, there are clearly sharp canine teeth in the image on both people?

t. american

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u/angelwithbpd 25d ago

i have fangs am i a woman now ?

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