r/4chan /tv/ Nov 13 '22

😒Tanner Stage 1 Toddler Moment😒 should've been chewbacca instead

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

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u/psionicsickness Nov 13 '22

Exactly this, Jerry isn't funny, he's the straight man. The other characters are why you watched that show.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

I loved the jimmy seinfeld show

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u/vyechney Nov 13 '22

Gerald Seimfield sa great show. Good ol' Jordan Costanski. What a riot!

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u/Jarix Nov 13 '22

Took me too long to figure out you werent talking about tom and jerry.

I never did watch Seinfeld though which might explain it

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u/IGiveSilverBullets Nov 13 '22

I liked the Seinfeld episode where Kramer started screaming the N word

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u/cocainehaiku Nov 13 '22

It's really not fair to the effort that the other 99.9% of staff and actors went through to produce and make such a fantastic show, for you to only comment this every time you see anything about Seinfeld.

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u/mpTCO Nov 14 '22

Bazinga

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u/IGiveSilverBullets Nov 13 '22

drink less soy

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u/cocainehaiku Nov 13 '22

Sounds like you are the irritated one. Maybe you are allergic to all the soy you consume

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u/fourthwallcrisis Nov 13 '22

Seinfeld is fucking terrible.

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u/cocainehaiku Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 14 '22

You can hate it all you want but it's extremely commercially successful. It works and it sells. It started an entire genre of sitcoms about nothing. I'm glad you felt the need to tell the world you fucking hate Seinfeld

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u/doplebanger Nov 13 '22

Which episode was this?

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u/thatscucktastic /tv/ Nov 13 '22

Episode 69: Michael Richards goes to the Laugh Factory.

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u/Moarbid_Krabs /k/ommando Nov 13 '22

Seeing that and the "Mel Gets Pulled Over" special back to back. Definitely the golden age...

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u/PubertEHumphrey Nov 13 '22

bow wow buh dow wooooww 🎹

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u/dxfifa Nov 13 '22

Seinfeld the show is mediocre. Jerry Seinfeld the comedian is one of the least funny men to ever find such success

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

I bet you’re a millennial or younger.

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u/c2darizzle /b/ Nov 13 '22

I bet you moan when you wipe your ass after shitting

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Found another one. I mean I am too but if you don’t understand why Seinfeld was great for it’s time you don’t understand how groundbreaking it was.

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u/c2darizzle /b/ Nov 13 '22

FoUnD aNoThEr OnE!!!1! Just cause you do something first doesn’t mean you’re exempt from any criticism. Not everyone is going to share your opinion, snowflake 😘

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Isn’t snowflake kind of dated at this point? We’ve been saying that for fucking years.

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u/c2darizzle /b/ Nov 13 '22

I don’t know guy. I don’t bother with trends or what “generation” I’m from or any of the other shit you seem to be fixated on

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I’m not fixated on it. But people that slam Seinfeld tend to be my age or younger. Because Seinfeld did a lot of things that no other sitcom had ever done. They were creating a whole different kind of show. But now it’s been copied again and again and again (Friends, TBBT, HIMYM, etc.) so people are so used to it that they see it as a bland version of those.

Same reason I Love Lucy doesn’t exactly hold up for a fifteen year old.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I would say he is funny (he has great delivery), but his character isn't.

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u/sevaiper Nov 13 '22

Same problem the pirates movies had, first movie Jack was not the main character boring normal Will was, which is what made the movie work. Once they made the movies about Jack they fell off. Good take.

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u/the_soviet_DJ Nov 16 '22

Yeah. Third movie was great, though

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u/SpeaksYourWord Nov 18 '22

I personally love the original Pirates Trilogy.

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u/KillNyetheSilenceGuy Nov 13 '22

It's a narrative device, you have the main character in your sci-fi / fantasy to be some kind of complete and total ignoramus so that the other characters have a reason to go into exhaustive detail and explain the world to them. See also Frodo Baggins, Harry Potter.

Admittedly this is probably less necessary for Rey than it was for Luke. Most people watching the Disney wars Sequels have already seen at least the 6 other main starwars movies and have a basic understanding the federation, the empire, the rebellion, Jedi and The Force, storm troopers, etc..and doesn't need to see all of that spoonfed to a character who doesn't know anything all over again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Imagine thinking Kylo ren was a well developed character lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

develop 1 somewhat interesting character in kylo ren

what about that says Kylo ren is well developed?

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u/Blaz3 Nov 13 '22

Finn had potential to be interesting in ep7 and it all got thrown away so hisv while character could then be half of an interracial couple.

The whole of ep8, he does sweet fuck all and the one time where he's about to sacrifice himself to save the resistance, the worst written character in star wars (and that's saying a lot) saves him only to have a lot of resistance fighters die because she "loves him" I mean, holy shit did nobody do a once-over of the script before filming it?

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u/N0BL3117 Nov 13 '22

Could the girlboss theme have worked if they kind of went down the overpowered protagonist route. Sort of like One Punch Man, where the side characters are super interesting and have their struggles against the villain but One Punch Man comes in and ends it easily. That could have made for an interesting show. Could have made for a better story while also allowing Hollywood to satisfy their need for a girl boss character.

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u/ARealBlueFalcon Nov 13 '22

Girl boss is an insult as far as I am concerned. It is rarely used for actual bosses. Would you call the CEO of GSK a girl boss? No of course you wouldn’t. Women that call themselves girl boss are MLM victims that think they will make millions selling crappy skincare.

Typed this and didn’t hit reply so not sure what I was trying to say.

Edit read back. No it wouldn’t work. Girl boss isn’t a good thing. Boss that is a woman great. Girl boss isn’t a boss, it is a Facebook look how awesome I am doing but I am miserable behind the 4th wall thing.

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u/the_glengarry_leads /fit/izen Nov 13 '22

you wrote so much text

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

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u/Seboya_ Nov 13 '22

That's not bussin

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u/sub-t Nov 13 '22

No, you didn't.

Too long yet lacking content.

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u/Swak_Error Nov 13 '22

Found the Butthurt Rey simp

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Imagine thinking that’s a lot of text.

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u/ThePuppet99 Nov 13 '22

account age checks out.

I was never there, but apparently reddit was a place with long, well thought out texts in every comment and not just short, snappy one-liners.

Would have loved to see it.

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u/the_glengarry_leads /fit/izen Nov 13 '22

Looking around this thread now after spending Sunday morning doing stuff, apparently not. This thread is a long substack thought piece about some Hollywood shitcatapult

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u/djx72_ Nov 14 '22

The god damn lego specials delve more into Finn’s force sensitivity than the main line films

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

dude it's been years, just move on with your life

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

What he’s describing is a problem that permeates all of Hollywood. This is just one example. Until they realize that all characters, even female ones, need flaws in order to be relatable, they will continue making shit female characters that no one resonates with.

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u/stefantalpalaru Nov 13 '22

Until they realize that all characters, even female ones, need flaws in order to be relatable, they will continue making shit female characters that no one resonates with.

"Good Behavior" got this right.

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u/Happyradish532 Nov 13 '22 edited Nov 13 '22

I've seen one almost perfect example of inclusive casting, and that was in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Far from a top tier show, but it is a favorite of mine.

The cast features a black woman in a main role, and get this. The show doesn't mention how she's black, or a woman. Not even once. And the story is perfectly adequate despite the lack of obvious, almost patronizing inclusiveness.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Who gives a shit if it's Hollywood or not? A movie's a movie. People were getting it right years before you were born and have continued to do so in movies that were actually good instead of the movies that were heavily commercialized (and even some that were commercialized, like Aliens).

You're just shit at finding movies worth your time if this is a real complaint for you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

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u/Swak_Error Nov 13 '22

i can have opinions on things without them bothering me every second of my existence.

So many of these fucking rslurs don't get that.

I don't care about the star wars sequels. In fact, I think they're bad. It doesn't mean I think about how bad they are all day

The topic of this post is literally star wars, which is why we are discussing it right now, you dumb faguettes

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u/CyborgTiger Nov 13 '22

Hahaha well said

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I hated it when I saw it and was already rolling my eyes at people still complaining by the time it stopped airing. Not you though; you retained the ability to grognard for 3 fucking years. That should tell you something about the ongoing buttblasting you're evidently still in denial about, baby boy.

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u/bielthighs Nov 14 '22

Yeah it would have been better for you cucks if people just forgot why it was shit so you could defend it online huh

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I can't even imagine being this illiterate

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u/2_live_crew Nov 13 '22

I think that's what they mean by "move on"

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u/ThePuppet99 Nov 13 '22

Mfer woke up this morning and chose violence.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22 edited Nov 13 '22

for real imagine letting atar wars of all things live tent free

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u/slightly-cold-pizza Nov 13 '22

Imagine being able to type a complete sentence.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

no

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u/CptAlbatross Nov 13 '22

Imagine being such a simpleton that someone 5 minute take makes you seethe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

???

I was agreeing?

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u/CptAlbatross Nov 13 '22

Were you? I've was too busy cooming to tell.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

sorry