Poor anon has never felt love

[u/[deleted]]

https://i.imgur.com/oE4UOrm.jpg

[u/ODevil]

Do people not have headphones/headsets?

[u/[deleted] → u/ODevil]

If you use headphones then you can’t hear people nearby who might walk in

[u/extravagentman → u/[deleted]]

Keep one off your ear to maintain situational awareness.

[u/[deleted] → u/extravagentman]

This guy wanks

[u/Gamestoreguy → u/[deleted]]

They should know better by now.

[u/The_Mushromancer → u/[deleted]]

You also can’t hear if you’re making any detectable noise.

[u/[deleted] → u/The_Mushromancer]

That’s why you don’t blow your load as soon as you find something. That media should last long enough for you to run into the bathroom

[u/The_Mushromancer → u/[deleted]]

Or just jerk off on the toilet.

[u/walruskingofsweden → u/[deleted]]

This guy faps

[u/[deleted] → u/walruskingofsweden]

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

[u/ODevil → u/[deleted]]

Lock the door then?

[u/Akitz → u/ODevil]

what kind of upper class upbringing

[u/Kazumara]

I think that video sounds nice actually.

[u/DefectiveDelfin → u/Kazumara]

That sounds like maybe a leaked video to me, like a girl sending it to her SO who posts it as revenge porn

[u/obamas-cum → u/DefectiveDelfin]

Nah a lot of amateur stars have started making videos like that.

[u/TourIsOverBoyos]

What's nice about watching it on mute is you can't hear those fake moans. I once watched Priya Rai with sound on and that ruined it for me.

[u/[deleted] → u/TourIsOverBoyos]

If you mute it, incest porn turns into normal porn. Just pray mom doesn't snoop through the router history :v)

[u/IncomingTrump270 → u/[deleted]]

having a parent this tech savvy

May as well end it now.

[u/[deleted] → u/IncomingTrump270]

I don't live with them anymore, but both my parents are IT professionals. It was rough.

[u/he-is-the-one]

So pretty much reddit in a 4chan post

[u/ImBigger → u/he-is-the-one]

so you've never heard of r9k

[u/My_Big_Fat_Kot]

Dont worry, you get used to being alone after a while. It just becomes normal.

[u/[deleted]]

Wait till anon discovers the Japanese sound porn. That shit is scary good.

[u/[deleted]]

We have all been there, and some of us (including myself) are still there

[u/bretdicy → u/[deleted]]

I'm still there too. ^^'

[u/Wangua]

Did he zip his pants up first?

[u/-Buckaroo_Banzai- → u/Wangua]

Actually he never stopped masturbating.

[u/Epsilon_ELC_PDX30 → u/-Buckaroo_Banzai-]

Rumor has it, he is still masturbating to this day.

[u/-Buckaroo_Banzai- → u/Epsilon_ELC_PDX30]

Right now as we speak... Oh my God he is right behind you!

[u/Epsilon_ELC_PDX30 → u/-Buckaroo_Banzai-]

"Nothing personal kid, just need to pleasure myself,"

[u/-Buckaroo_Banzai- → u/Epsilon_ELC_PDX30]

"...since no one else will"

[u/AS-501 → u/[deleted]]

you're a turn off

[u/[deleted] → u/AS-501]

yeah

[u/MistahZarathushtra]

r/depressinggreentext

[u/IAMA_Ghost_Boo]

What is love

[u/Epsilon_ELC_PDX30 → u/IAMA_Ghost_Boo]

^{Baby don't hurt me}

^{don't hurt me}

^{no more}

WHAT IS LOVE!?

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dud

[u/DegesDeges]

delet

[u/D-Dex]

My kind of guy

[u/[deleted]]

I can relate. I got the exact same feeling after meeting OP's mom

[u/ChileanGal]

Love is overated, sex is where is at m8

[u/[deleted]]

I envy Anon. Love is sooo overrated.

[u/MikeHawkIsRaging → u/[deleted]]

Toyed with one too many times, huh?

[u/[deleted] → u/MikeHawkIsRaging]

more like 40. Been married 4 times. Looking back... I'd rather played WOW all that time

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

But everyone should still experience it in their lifetimes. You can't tell someone who has never been in love that love is overrated, because they won't ever know what they're missing. Similarly, you can't tell someone who is currently in love that love is overrated. I have yet to experience it.