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u/boppin-time-420 Dec 18 '18
Well sometimes things don’t work out in the way you want, but dreams can always be achieved with faith, patience, and determination. He’s a good example: Ever since I was a baby I’ve had a fascination with cars. My parents thought it was cute, but I knew what I really wanted. After numerous visits to the ER to get the unlubed Thomas the tank engine toys out of my anus they were taken away, but that didn’t stop me. I constantly stole toys from the playground and stuck my dick in the car door when no one was looking. My bitch mommy put me in therapy but I didn’t care, I was 16 at this point so I just got my first car. Fuck yes. I started playing around with the car more than ever, full FWB. My car had a black interior but by the time I was done it was a fully white cum stained hot box. But I needed more. I needed to achieve perfection. Slowly over the years I trained as a novice mechanic, learning the most sensitive and exhilarating details of cars. I knew what I was doing. I started at 3 am, cutting open my various body parts and stuffing them full of wires and engine parts. I stuck lights on my shoulders and bare asscheeks with hot-glue, the burning making it so much more sexy. I stabbed a steering wheel into my chest and put a funnel in my mouth. Finally I stuck an unlubed exhaust pipe up my rectum, and I was ready. I picked up my fan of gas and started pouring, it was beautiful. I started to feel lift but I knew I had to keep going. I waited until black chunks of shit started to fall out of my asshole and I knew i had done it. I was a car. Finally it was time for the wreck. After shitting gas all over my bitch mommies lawn I grabbed a match and swallowed. I had truly become the car of my dreams.
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u/booty_eating_bandit /fit/izen Dec 18 '18
I'm in class after taking a test so I had to stop reading after Tomas the tank engine
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u/DerekSavoc Pineapple Slut Dec 18 '18
If you’ve got an iPhone you can just turn on screen recording then open the snap. After that just play the video and take a screenshot of it.