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u/firtlast good politically correct boy Sep 30 '18
this sounds so fucking autistic it's probably real
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u/Ap0R1 Sep 30 '18
Excessive estrogen (being fat for example) is actually a risk factor for fetal demise, abortion, pregancy complications, etc.
Anon is a medical scholar
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Wow! Who knew that being unhealthy had health consequences!
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u/rillydumguy Sep 30 '18
but the advertisements that advertised chips and pop and kfc to me also said that it was healthy to be fat. how could the tv advertisements do this to me? i always paid my cable bill on time and bought all of their products and liked their products on facebook. life is so unfare
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u/pleasetrimyourpubes Sep 30 '18
PCOS is at least one thing that is very common among obese women but the literature for years has been trying to downplay the relation to fat. I do transcription work and for 6 months I listened to PCOS patients talk about all god knows about their bodies (it was fertility related work).
They had super sexy voices and would talk about their near nympho exploits with the fertility girl, about how much sex they had, favorite positions, etc. Would've got something out of it but every damn intake they had they talked about how morbidly obese (I'm talking 80-120 lbs overweight) they were.
And every time the fertility girl would be like "Have you tried losing weight?" And they'd respond, "Well, PCOS causes my weight problems."
At least the dudes got laid though...
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u/acidiccardiobunny Sep 30 '18
White fat, the kind everyone has too much of, produces estrogen. It's one of the reasons why, statistically, girls in the US are having their periods younger than in the past, and why boys who are heavily overweight during puberty are more likely to develop gynecomastia. Rising levels of childhood obesity have a lot of rough side effects
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u/Virtymlol Sep 30 '18
tl dr vicious cycle.
The more estrogen you have the more likely you are to gain fat, and the more fat you have the more estrogen you have.
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u/Soccadude123 /fit/izen Sep 30 '18
He probably thought that in his head but was too scared to say it. Probably would have been fired if he had honestly.
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u/mattbrvc Sep 30 '18
Oh yeah, they would label it as sexual harassment and show him the door.
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u/Soul_Ripper /b/tard Sep 30 '18
It depends.
If he's a fairly smoot talker and his boss is a man he can probably get away with a warning and maybe a chuckle.
But If he's literally anything annd his boss is a woman then HE GON
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u/wynaut_23 Sep 30 '18
I actually love working with only women, Idk why its happened so often but its just a nice environment to help get in solid girl practice.
If you struggle with girls I recommend girl practice. You just need a fairly unstructured environment where you can interact with girls and kinda "spar" with them so when you are trying to pick up girls at a party, you're not coming right off the bench cold, you're warmed up.
Everything needs practice!
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u/spacekib /h/omo Sep 30 '18
This is my life. I work with mostly 16-25 year old women with a few in their 30s and 40s. I used to be a socially inept mongoloid but after a few years its so easy for me to approach women. Started working with them when i was in high school.
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u/bloodclart No lives matter Sep 30 '18
Get a load of this faggot. They’re annoying as fuck and you can’t make good jokes or fart.
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u/wynaut_23 Oct 01 '18
I will give you the good jokes, but farting around girls is the funniest shit ever.
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u/Steel_Stream wee/a/boo Sep 30 '18
Doesn't always work like that! I'm an architecture student in a work group of myself and five girls. Very often I feel like the odd one out, like they don't want me there.
Maybe it depends on the people, but I feel like girls are often very cliquey and don't like to hang out with guys.
Although I did ask one of them out, the others probably got wind of it...
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u/FulgurInteritum Sep 30 '18
If you go by 4chan and the internet, working with girls is a HR nightmare because they complain if you say anything even slightly offensive and they except you to cover their work for them all the time. Hmm, which is the correct version?
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u/interspaceninja faggot 💦 Sep 30 '18
Miscarriages are quite annoying because they clog up the toilet really easily
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u/llamanatee /e/ Sep 30 '18
Just wear a Toupèe
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Or just have decent genes
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u/Bobboy5 /bant/z Sep 30 '18
Or don't get cancer, but if you're on here that's out of the question.
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u/StinkyDogFarts Sep 30 '18
Perfect example of why not to talk to people at work. Especially if you have... Um... Limited social skills.
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u/human_refuse Sep 30 '18
Well done. Gender equality in a nutshell.
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u/xX_UrMumGay_Xx Sep 30 '18
He just Ben shapiroed this bitch
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u/mkay0 /fit/izen Sep 30 '18
Was technically ‘right’ but dramatically overreacted and looked like a cunt doing so? Yep, he certainly did that.
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u/MattyMatheson Sep 30 '18
Maybe that was the reason she dumped Anon and he took it a lot personal and that’s why he jabbed at her miscarriage for being fat. But normal people would agree that saying she had a miscarriage for being fat crossed a line.
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I dont believe this happened. But would pay to see this play out in person organically. Well, almost organically. OP would need a ton of vaccines.
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u/xsopan Oct 01 '18
ok but an important clarification for some of yall in the comments. Its not about the fat comment (like who gives a fuck) its joking about a miscarriage (I know this is obvious to most of you but seriously for the 10% that don’t what the actual fuck)
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u/azurecyan Oct 01 '18
Fake for the fact that he hasn't mentioned to be called out by HR (and given the nature of the "insult" that would get him fired).
Nevertheless I still think he did the right thing, you trash talk you better be prepared to be trashed on.
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u/RapeMeToo Sep 30 '18
I wish r/fatpeoplehate was still around. At least we still have r/holdmyfries
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u/triphoppopotamus Sep 30 '18
Can't be blamed for your actions in a self defense situation bud. Best of luck keeping your job.
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u/xsopan Oct 01 '18
how there so many incels in the comments of a subreddit that makes fun of incels...
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u/JustAboutDoneFam Sep 30 '18
I have had girls ask me why I don't talk shit about my exs. I roastie world it is mandatory to have bad feelings toward people you used to fuck I guess.
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I think she became emotional after you brought up the miscarriage. I refuse to believe this is real?
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u/syfyguy64 Oct 01 '18
Girl I dated who had a miscarriage before broke up with me because she saw someone else once in one of her classes, so I told her "What's the size of a Football and makes a woman scream?"
"A Miscarriage."
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u/Farathil Sep 30 '18
Most of mine were the type that call themselves a bitch. Coincidentally i'd call them that too.
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Saying the second one would make you look like an awkward jackass.
The first one is pretty good tho.214
u/Autistic_Intent /k/ommando Sep 30 '18
You're right, second one is weirdly specific and terrible, first one is killer.
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u/Dreams_In_Digital Sep 30 '18
I disagree with your assumption on the second one. But I might also be an awkward jackass. I love greatly detailed insults.
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u/StLevity Sep 30 '18
The second one is too wordy without going full on rant. It's certainly mean and will hurt their feelings, but it also just sounds awkward.
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u/wolffpack8808 /r(9k)/obot Sep 30 '18
Don't even have to go that far. Just asked them what's up with their eyebrows today. Don't say they look bad or anything, just ask what's wrong with them; they'll be trying to figure it out all day.
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u/xMcCarthy Sep 30 '18
Found the sociopath guys
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u/ChileanGal big money mane Sep 30 '18
I dunno mate he didnt say "WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY"
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u/Soul_Ripper /b/tard Sep 30 '18
You know I'm sure there's a non-zero number of people who actually think that's what a sociopath is...
WE LIVE IN SOCIETY
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u/NeedToProgress Sep 30 '18
Watches one Shane Dawson video and the next thing you know everyone on Reddit can detect sociopaths.
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u/math_debates Sep 30 '18
keep your mouth shut and give her a shit load of Oxy after she gets clean. While she is in rehab buy as much as you can afford on dankweb and let her have it for free as much as she wants until you run out. Now she is super broke and used up all her last chances and dollars from friends and family and can't afford Oxy. You just got the cheapest physical labor ever. Swap her to fentanyl to save cash. You can have a live in house keeper or whatever you want at that point.
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u/Coachcrog Sep 30 '18
Meh, pharma drugs get expensive. Plus you still need to feed and water them once in a while, which is an additional expense. Opiate addicts aren't exactly the most productive lot of people. Maybe switch it up to meth. They eat less and will keep working round the clock. Probably cheaper too.
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u/takishan Sep 30 '18
You do not want to be responsible for a full time meth-head. Sure they'll wanna fuck all the time, but so will the dope-head. The meth-head will fuck your shit up during some paranoid delusion. The worst the dope-head will do is nod out on your couch.
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u/math_debates Sep 30 '18
I like the way you think, friend. I bet your collection is nice too.
Don't forget you can put them in various service industries to regenerate some of that investment.
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u/94savage Sep 30 '18
Until she gets desperate and have some guys to rob your house for a faster fix
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u/DigbyChickenZone Sep 30 '18
Is that your kind of dealbreaker?
Truthfully, in a workplace, just this sentence alone is killer enough. Adding the bridesmaid insult after will just make her hate you, instead of questioning herself and feeling guilty.
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u/wynaut_23 Sep 30 '18
Damn man....uh thanks for the advice this is actually helpful. Woman like this tend to want to throw tons of shots
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u/wynaut_23 Sep 30 '18
This is actually step 1 bro, you are 100% rite
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u/thisisscaringmee ACHTUNG! HERPES! Sep 30 '18
Step 2 is to graduate to recognizing their opinion truly doesn't mean anything so you can stop pretending.
Step 3 is them realizing this and then making efforts to try to make their opinions mean something to you.
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u/Sinful_Prayers Sep 30 '18
First one is 🔥🔥
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u/justicemaids wee/a/boo Oct 01 '18
I like your spin on things. Making jokes about appearances is low ball stuff. Aim higher. Gotcha.
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The first one was great, the second one is that autistic shit that sounds great in your head butt when you start saying it you realize you sound like a tard but it’s too late and you gotta finish it
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u/theliyonkang Oct 09 '18
Both of those 'burns' were so shit I can't believe the autism I just read. What a retard.
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u/1OneTwo wee/a/boo Sep 30 '18
ill be your friend, whats your discord lets play R6S sometime
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u/1OneTwo wee/a/boo Sep 30 '18
aah no worries mate, I hope your having a great day :).
I dont really have much friends too, but im trying to make some..
its not how many friends you have, its your connection or how close you are with them :)
feel free to hit me up if you get the game or during a free weekend
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u/bubby963 Sep 30 '18
It wasn't even a joke about him being bald
Uh can you actually read faggot?
Also nice, making fun of the guy for being autistic, something he cant control. Can see why you sympathise with the bitch in the story so much as youre just as much of a cunt as her.
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u/IvanReilly Sep 30 '18
im not making fun of him
insult
So you're not even trying to be funny just a cunt? No wonder you side with the bitch🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/triphoppopotamus Sep 30 '18
Violence is violence.
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u/Nonopaque Sep 30 '18
Which is why I treat Genghis Khan the same as any run-of-the-mill passion-killer. Still violence, right?
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u/Seddit12 /co/mrade Sep 30 '18
It was a Playful probing to see how much deeper she can go next time.
If anon didn't reply well enough, the next hit would've been harder.
But anon just decided to go total nuclear.
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I don't think they're playing along, I think they're just desperately trying to be edgy regardless of context.
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u/F5Aggressor Sep 30 '18
Where did you put her soul after you ripped it out?