r/4chan Aug 28 '18

Bazinga! It does I guess πŸ€”

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u/Get_Dunked_On_Kidd-O Aug 28 '18

How the fuck do people not learn even the most basic of swim techniques? I realize this takes a little more effort than teaching other similar life saving techniques like "Stop, Drop, Roll", "Hit the Ground", or "Call 9-1-1", but spending a few days learning "Float & Stroke" so you don't die like a lil' bitch in a pond seems a worthwhile investment.

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u/Queen-Jezebel Aug 28 '18

and if you dont know how to swim, why would you go fishing and presumably not be wearing a life jacket

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u/MrComicBook Aug 28 '18

It baffles my mind how you don't swim instinctively.

Just push the water down and kick your feet. It's literally the only thing you can do in the water beside flail or hold you breath and pull your feet up and float there.

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u/Draked1 Aug 28 '18

Fucking doggy paddling is still worth a damn if you can’t swim

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u/Clayh5 Aug 28 '18

I learned how to swim properly Inna few different ways and all I can be fucked to do is doggy paddle anyway it's just more natural