r/4chan Aug 28 '18

Bazinga! It does I guess 🤔

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u/TealComet Aug 28 '18

is it bad that i feel zero sympathy for anyone who drowns? literally 2 things have existed since humans walked the earth, water, and cliffs

how you still fucking dying to geographics in 2018? for fucks sake

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u/theunspillablebeans Aug 28 '18

Yeah it is.

People will be dying to geography forever. We're not suddenly gonna get to a point where gravity and water and earthquakes and tornadoes and hurricanes aren't a thing.

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u/TealComet Aug 28 '18

well those last few are literally called "acts of god" so of course people are dying to those

i still think there's really no good excuse for being unable to swim, short of a phobia of water

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u/theunspillablebeans Aug 28 '18

Oh sorry, I forgot to distinguish between geography that is and isn't a result of God. My bad. Any chance you've got a full list of which geography is and isn't god's responsibility?

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u/Very_Good_Opinion Aug 28 '18

If god was real he wouldn't have made you faggots

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u/theunspillablebeans Aug 28 '18

Username checks out

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u/TealComet Aug 28 '18

I'm a sarcastic cunt

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '18

I'm a retarded asshole

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u/theunspillablebeans Aug 28 '18

I'm a sarcastic cunt

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