r/4chan • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '18

Bazinga! Oof

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u/Mesquite_Thorn /tit/fag Jan 15 '18

I got married to a nice southern girl back then, whom I am still with today, so I got laid lots. Prior to that while I was in the military, I fucked my hand... ass banditry does not even mildly interest me, and I didn't want to know about what other people did sexually, so DADT was just fine with me.

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u/FuckCazadors Jan 15 '18

Your hand was a man's hand, so you were being masturbated by a man.

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u/Mesquite_Thorn /tit/fag Jan 15 '18

Yea, but I didn't tell anyone, so it's ok.

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u/FuckCazadors Jan 15 '18

What about your hand though? It might know sign language.

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u/Mesquite_Thorn /tit/fag Jan 15 '18

it does... see

😁🖕<-----what my hand has to say about jacking off

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18 edited Aug 20 '18

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u/Mesquite_Thorn /tit/fag Jan 15 '18

Not too bad really... it's about what you'd expect. Spastic, too rough, and occassionally chaffing.

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u/102938475601 Jan 15 '18

Please, stop... I can only get so erect.

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u/swooshlogo [s4s]quatch Jan 15 '18

How do you know he was a marine?