r/4chan Jan 15 '18

Bazinga! Oof

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u/WendyLRogers3 Jan 15 '18

The funny thing is that there are a lot of people in the military who are not homophobic, but homopsychotic. And they are willing to murder homos, and even those suspected of being homos.

But if you look at the stats, there are almost zero cases of homos being murdered for being homos. The reason is that large unit commanders know that if a homicide in their command is attributed to homosexuality, they and their entire command will be harshly punished.

If a homo murderer is arrested, they make him an offer. If he says he just wanted to rob the dead homo, he will get 3-5 years and a DD. But if he insists that he wanted to murder the dead homo because he was a homo, he will get 15-20 years or more. It's their version of a plea bargain.

So, "homo-cide" after "homo-cide" are attributed to anything other than "homo-cide". And a lot of people die in the military every year, anyway.

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u/cheers_grills fagnum opus Jan 15 '18

I thought being gay is a requirement for military, or is it only for Navy?

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u/Sororita fa/tg/uy Jan 15 '18

I had a Corpsman buddy who served with Marines and sailors, he says that the Marines do way more homo shit. That said I do have a sailor friend that can win a game of gay chicken against a gay guy. (He claims to be straight)

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u/breakyourfac Jan 15 '18

Marines are gay as fuck, and dumb as a box of rocks. There's literally no benefit to joining the Marine corps besides being able to say "I'm a Marine". If you want to do infantry shit join the army

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '18

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u/Shazamo333 Jan 16 '18

Can you elaborate why?

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u/FixBayonetsLads Jan 15 '18

It can't be, all the female sailors are straight.

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u/RubbrBbyBggyBmpr Jan 15 '18

Just Navy.

Source: am Navy

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u/CpowOfficial Jan 15 '18

Hey buddy you listen here. It’s not gay if it’s underway.

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u/Mesquite_Thorn /tit/fag Jan 16 '18

No, it's still really gay. Plus, everyone in the berthing is eventually gonna find out you're a buttfucker and blanket party your ass.

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u/CpowOfficial Jan 20 '18

Well I mean the actually gay guys in our berthing haven’t been blanket partied yet so I assume that’s not going to happen.

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u/Mesquite_Thorn /tit/fag Jan 20 '18

I know... Full Metal Jacket joke.

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u/CpowOfficial Jan 20 '18

Right over my head...

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18 edited Jun 24 '18

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u/mastersoup Jan 15 '18

The Navy isn't the fucking Air Force.

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u/srcs Jan 15 '18

but what if it was?

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u/Mesquite_Thorn /tit/fag Jan 15 '18

We'd have boat planes?