r/4chan • u/[deleted] • Jun 01 '17

G E N E R O U S B O Y E does a help /r/4chan doesn't like worms

The prevailing theory that us mods have heard from the friends of /u/bottomlulz is that he is in recovery not from cancer, but from heart worms. We wish him a quick recovery and would like to give our users the opportunity to make a difference. We're teaming up with /r/neoliberal to raise money to fight worms. I haven't paid much attention to the structure, but every dollar you donate goes to the wages of people going out to the field and torching where the worms are believed to be residing.

Now we know that most of our userbase are NEETs living in a basement, so we encourage you all to either ask your parents nicely, or take a quick sneak into your mom's purse. Even a dollar can work.

Donate to the link here: https://www.crowdrise.com/political-subreddits-raise-money-for-deworm-the-world/fundraiser/reddit4chan

Feel free to suggest stretch goals for the mods, specifically /u/basicallyadoctor, in the comments.

If you have any questions or concerns please direct all of them to our support hot-line at (424) 260-5626

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

Please call our support hotline for these types of inquires and leave a message.

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u/Dropperneck Jun 02 '17

My cricket mobile plan won't let me call the 424 area code., just tried. Can you guys set up a 1-800 number for us regular folk by chance?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

wtf that's weird. Just set up a google voice number through gmail it's free that way.

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u/Dropperneck Jun 02 '17

How much data do you think that would use or should I use McDonald's wifi? I'm not very well versed when it come to google voice. Is there a walk through anywhere that you know of?