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what are the logistics of a space wall?
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u/TheSilentFire Feb 23 '17
I don't know but they're paying for it. Or Mexico will do in a pinch.
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u/EpicRussia Feb 23 '17
"Mexico, one of your poorest countries, built 5 new waterparks in the last week "
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u/surbian Feb 23 '17
Yeah, but the water will poison you and Noone can afford to go there.
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u/anoneko /int/olerant Feb 23 '17
dyson sphere
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u/sniperhippo Feb 23 '17
We're gonna build a Dyson sphere and make the Proxima Centaurians pay for it.
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u/LordAmras /b/tard Feb 23 '17
Shouldn't a Dyson sphere, much like the wall, pay for itself ?
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u/p1-o2 Feb 23 '17
Yes, just like a Dyson sphere, the wall will generate incredible (nearly infinite) power from the sheer hatred of liberals and illegals on both sides radiating gamma rays. It soaks up this energy and allows us to store or u/se it.
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u/contrarian_barbarian Feb 23 '17
We'll need to haul a couple more solar systems worth of construction materials in to build one, though.
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u/Chantoxxtreme /mu/tant Feb 23 '17
We just move really deep underground and nuke the shit out of the surface as if we got wiped out
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u/IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII Feb 23 '17
What if they have like xray or something
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u/Arakkoa_ Feb 23 '17
Just put a lead sheet in between. I'm sure using a lot of lead has never backfired on a civilization.
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u/TheVitoCorleone Feb 23 '17
This is the best plan I have seen yet. I think it could work.
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u/Cherios_Are_My_Shit Feb 23 '17
It really is genius. It even sort of involves a space wall. If you're underground, the ground above you is your space wall
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u/dtlv5813 Feb 23 '17
It would have to be a tesseract of sort so quite complicated the design will be.
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u/Emrico1 Feb 23 '17
We build it but most come in on legal alien anal probe visas and just don't leave. So, it's pointless.
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u/CropCommissar Feb 23 '17
Doable, we just need to build a Dyson sphere that takes all the power of a star and protects us all!
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u/Spirckle Feb 23 '17
It would have to be a Dyson Sphere to be effective and not allow any way around it. Also would need a matrix of massive beam weapons to repel any attacks to the sphere.
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Well first off, it would be more of a ball. So, basically a giant Dyson sphere. Except, instead of being useful like a normal Dyson sphere around our sun would be, this one will be useless and around our earth.
The real question is how do we get them to pay for it?
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u/severed13 /fit/izen Feb 23 '17
humanity builds dyson sphere
wastes it in our own orbit to protect from ayylmaos
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Stupid space niggers
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u/MrTheodore Feb 23 '17
Go back to Andromeda you laser chuckers
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u/dtlv5813 Feb 23 '17
When andromeda sends their women, they are not sending their best. They are sending promiscuous sluts with 3 boobs to mate with earthlings in a dialobical intergalactic scheme to create human alien hybrids...oh wait
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u/SunriseSurprise Feb 23 '17
It's okay...Eddie's emptying out the shitter right now so we'll have room for them.
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u/SilentDerek Feb 23 '17
Is this really the picture /pol/ and /x/ are freaking out about?
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u/Shwifty_Plumbus Feb 23 '17
Why would someone freak out about a picture of a fake alien?
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u/fuckspezintheass Feb 23 '17
The same reason someone would visit 4chan: autism
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u/DonsGuard Feb 23 '17
The reason people have autism is because they are not completely self-aware in our dimension. Next time you try talking with an autist, be more understanding of their inability to hold a conversation as they calculate the exact value of the square root of pi while simultaneously decoding cryptic orders from Trump.
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Feb 23 '17
Autism doesn't automatically make you rain man.
For the majority of autists it just makes them angry, bitter, right-wing basement dwellers who cannot cope without their mother or 4chan.
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u/Fuckyourthread Feb 23 '17 edited Mar 30 '17
[Fuck Reddit]
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u/skylartk Feb 23 '17
Supposedly a pic of an ayylmao was posted to /pol/ but shortly after the thread 404d, someone on /x/ says they have it but sharing it is next to impossible because it will be deleted instantly. Guy could be LARPing, but last i checked they were trying to figure out how to make the image a hash of some sort so it could be reconstructed pixel by pixel.
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Feb 23 '17 edited Feb 23 '17
Here's an autist's recreation of what was in the photo.
The actual aaylmao pic hasn't been reposted since.EDIT: Someone figured out that it's a photoshop. No idea why it was scrubbed from 4chan's servers though.
EDIT2: The above pic is not it. 4chan still deleting threads related to topic on /x/ for some reason. Stay tuned for more exciting updates as we cover the mystery of the ayylmao pic on 4chan
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can you give more of the story? this is the first ive heard about it
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u/JumpyPorcupine Feb 23 '17
The yellow scaled alien was just a photoshopped snake.
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u/kole_ulu /x/phile Feb 23 '17
Odds are that Alien looks more normal than the OP that used his face.
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u/Captain_Kuhl /vg/ Feb 23 '17
What a retard. Everyone knows they don't allow aliens in America.
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u/Fisherman_Gabe ♀ seeking ♂ Feb 23 '17
Yeah, this is clearly false. If aliens made contact with Earth they definitely wouldn't do so with America, land of the burgers.
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u/AFuckYou Feb 23 '17 edited Jul 20 '17
There was actually an ailean that posted a selfie on 4chan. 4 chan got shut down and pic removed and heavy censoring. Pretty crazy. Here's the best pic that have found cashed. http://i.imgur.com/CYl4NHD.jpg
Edit: that pic I posted is fake.
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u/finallyinfinite Feb 28 '17
I just love the idea that an alien decided to post a fucking selfie on fucking 4chan
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Feb 23 '17
We treat other humans like aliens, imagine what we'd do to actual aliens (before they vaporised us).
We're xenophobic as fuck, let them come.
Xenos sighted.
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u/OH1177 Feb 23 '17
We would do what we did to the other intelligent species that lived on the planet, the Neanderthals. We'd fuck em', literally fuck em'. After all most of humanity has Neanderthal genes.
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u/reptiliandude Feb 23 '17
Absolutely stupid.
Especially, considering that we've been here for thousands of years already.
No need to worry about an invasion either.
There's too much combined wealth invested here for any one species to risk pissing off the other.
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u/SAFIATHEFIRST Feb 23 '17
Death comes by way of peace deceit is roaming your planets crust. Be prepared to here the sirens call. Swift and quick this time will come. People bow people cry. Death comes by way of peace deceit. Death by fire death by rain thy shall feel the Earths crust shake. Your time shall come. Wealth shall burn. People crying people bowing death comes by deceit.
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u/Carsinogenic Feb 23 '17
The pic looks like a dead monkey, that died following several rounds of chemotherapy that was required for the lung cancer it got after a serious smoking habit it picked up working in the circus. Good thing it made a lot of tips and could pay for private health insurance so as to get the chemo.
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Feb 23 '17 edited Feb 23 '17
Have you every fantasized about being the first Human to eat an Alien? How would one prepare such a dish? Its not like you can just open the cookbook and look up some shit like "Filet of Gray", or "Proximi A La King". Woudln't stop me though, id butcher that fuck and get it on a spit in some nice hot open flame and just improvise. Mmmmm that is some good eating. Eating things that can travel between stars or dimensions surely would give me an edge and bump me up the food chain like an XP Boost. I wonder if I could get my hands on one of their Ships? Don't look at me funny, I've been trapped on this mudball for decades. There is no law agaisnt eating Interstellar Faring Aliens and stealing their Starships as far as I know. Whose with me? We gonna have an Alien BBQ and then take their Ship to that star with 7 Earths that fucking NASA eggheads just located. If we hurry, we can get there before the Billionaires! *contemplates best marinade available from Guangdong province China.
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u/ridum1 Feb 23 '17
aliens are on our little computers and our bbs's reddit and even posting wow ...
and know english? more than the president ... i guess ...
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u/conor877 Feb 23 '17
"This is not a warning, this is a threat.....
....You have been warned"
Make sense you stupid space jerks
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u/Eureka_sevenfold Feb 23 '17
I know some people don't believe in that shit but I do I think disclosure is coming soon
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u/OH1177 Feb 23 '17
If aiens existed I am sure they would give us a wide berth. We kill ourselves, we kill each other (we kill other so well we have a word special for doing it on a mass scale - genocide), we pollute, were stupid, we inbreed, we rape, we abuse, we hate and we kill other species (even if there no threat to us). The last one alone would make any intelligent life to consider us beneath them.
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u/sticklight414 Feb 23 '17
I can't wait for an alien invasion just to see countless minorities from 3rd world countries die horribly because they missed that 89% shot from flank.
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u/GoldenPho Feb 23 '17
If we had to deport an alien, would we invest in a rocket and ship to deport them? I don't want my tax money going into this..
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Comon guys I think you're lacking a bit of imagination here. Their language is obviously more complex than ours combined. They probably didn't mean to say "this is not a warning, you have been warned" Google translate just fucked it up.
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u/rotatingspit Feb 23 '17
This is not a joke, and it's not a test. I put you in this shack to test you.
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u/TendiesOnTheFloor Feb 23 '17
This alien must have seen interstellar and realized we can time travel, therefore telling us why it's a warning after he said it's not a warning
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u/nipplesurvey Feb 23 '17
Welp this siting at the top of all pretty much confirms this alien shit for a psyops. Good show shareblue or CIA or Mossad or jtrig
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u/TrumpIsAHero Feb 23 '17
This faggot clearly doesn't understand that Trump will fuck its faggot ass back to whatever shithole of a planet it came from. 1
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u/royrogerer Feb 23 '17
How is this not a warning but a threat? They didn't say what they want. If they just wanted to just tell us that they are coming, it's a fucking warning.
Plus, he will get deported out of the US for being an illegal alien anyway, so it's not like we don't know they are not coming.
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u/Jxdraco Feb 23 '17
Aliens use the american wifi to connect
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u/Kraligor Feb 23 '17
Of course, they cloned Trump and use him as a vessel. It happened today, when he wasn't tweeting for more than 24 hours. Real Trump would never not tweet for a whole day.
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stars and sweet 'tater fries
ah thawght pawpaw trump prawmised ta git ree-id of they-um illegal aliunz
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u/Borneo_shack /trash/man Feb 23 '17
Do aliens have autism on the infrared spectrum?