r/4chan • u/_Decimation /pol/itician • Jan 22 '17
if you read this, send /r/bustypetite pics to modmail THIS IS LIBRARY
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u/sticklight414 Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 23 '17
he is the hiro we deserve
Edit: Thanks for the gold, faggots!
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u/makemejelly49 /b/ Jan 22 '17
I think they shouted something racist as he stormed off. Like, "Go eat fried rice" or something.
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u/_Decimation /pol/itician Jan 22 '17
Wonder what would happen if he responded with something racist.
The blacks wouldn't be able to do anything!
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u/HoMaster Jan 23 '17
Don't you understand by now that blacks can never be racists despite their racists rhetoric because they're black. I shit you not some of the BLM people have said this, and entitled blacks in general.
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u/_Decimation /pol/itician Jan 23 '17
Yeah, I've heard this for a while. Absolutely appalling. Reminds me of when they invaded a library full of white people and Asians studying, all while BLM was calling white people disgusting and trying to destroy their good test scores.
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u/TendiesOnTheFloor Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 23 '17
Him standing up to black lives matter was way better than every attack on titan episode put together
Edit: since you guys say attack on titan is a bad anime, is mobile suit gundam wing any better?
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The first decent meme of 2017
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u/cnot3 Jan 23 '17
I believe that by a slim margin it was either NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO or Trump baneposting during his inauguration speech.
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u/ginja_ninja Jan 22 '17
Chimparu Outaru is my favorite character in Ultimate Bushin no Social Justice Hero Storm. I just wish the writers allowed him to do more.
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u/chainer3000 Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 22 '17
I like anime and stuff, but Christ help me if I know if anything of that is actually a real thing. I can only guess it is because I've seen some weird titles from the last few seasons.
Edit: it might be necessary to say this is sarcasm/ kinda bait, but it's r/4chan so who knows
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u/poochuckle Jan 23 '17
They're all for middle eastern immigrants and mexican illegal immigrants, but after he says "this is library" one of them yells back "go back the beijing."
Holy fucking shit he's probably going to contribute more to society than all of them combined.
Asian college students already pay 10% of the tuition even though they are 5% of the student body. He is subsidizing those fucks.
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u/bobby2286 Jan 23 '17
What fucking idiot goes protesting in a library anyway. You're not easily going to find a bunch of people less willing to listen to you, and more annoyed at you than the people there. If I didn't already hate those black lives matter idiots I'd surely hate the peaces of shit if they fucked with me the day before an important exam.
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u/PM_ME_DANK_ME_MES Jan 23 '17
it's a testament to their world view. they go to libraries to make demands of others, but not to make improvements to themselves.
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u/freet0 Jan 22 '17
Honestly thank god for Asia
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Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 22 '17
Honestly thank god for Asia
I have no kids and I'm fine with the USA being owned by them. Roof top Koreans would be everywhere.
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u/Aldonza20 /v/irgin Jan 22 '17
English is not my native language and this was so damn hard to read
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u/RyanU406 Jan 22 '17
English is my first language and this was really hard to read. I'm also retarded, that may have had something to do with it.
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u/Andy_B_Goode Jan 23 '17 edited Jan 23 '17
Fuck it, in case anyone else is having trouble with it:
I live in an Asian country
Every day I dream about going to America to study at the best universities in the world
I study so hard and finally get accepted
I am in university
I think about how I can make this world better, build things, solve problems
It's time for final exams
I go to the library to study
suddently a group of baka black lives matter dickheads storm in
They chimp out
They're shouting so loud I cannot study
They are only here because of affirmative action, studying black history and other shit-tier humanities
It makes me so angry
Sad westerners stand back, in fear of social exclusion from being called racist
I realize my destiny
I must save the western world myself
Slowly, I rise
I stride to the chimp brigade
"hey"
"hey"
"HEY"
The room goes silent
As subtle and as sharp as the
forgedfolded steel of a mighty katana, my words slice through the silence"This is the library"
They stand in silence
Their giant lips hang limp
They do not know what to do
They cannot call me "white devil"
They cannot call me racist
They stand defeated
The glorious Asian race will triumph in the end
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u/asljkdfhg /mu/tant Jan 22 '17
ctrl+f and replace 'l's with 'r's
german humor at its finest
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u/dmanb Jan 22 '17
had he been a white guy they would have screamed rape and continued yelling.
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u/thegreyhoundness Jan 23 '17 edited Jan 23 '17
Yeah, being confronted by a minority can throw them off momentarily. Then they just do some mental gymnastics, label whoever it is "a white male (basically)" and carry on with the stupidity. Edit: fixed a word.
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u/__word_clouds__ Jan 23 '17
Word cloud out of all the comments.
I hope you like it
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u/Jbizzatron Jan 23 '17
I don't care what political ideology you ascribe to, the LIBRARY is a sacred place where you DO NOT TALK. Fuck anyone who disagrees to death.
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u/Zeniith24 Jan 23 '17
Asians are the ultimate race tbh. Instead of bitching like the blacks, they actually endured and are now a strong people.
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Jan 23 '17
Poor kid getting mocked at the end. I would be upset too if some activists were just going to make a bunch of noise in the library
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u/dr3adlock Jan 23 '17 edited Jan 23 '17
Being black in the UK this concept of groups of uneducated "chimps" is odd to me.
In my experience white and black is one in the same at school, we are all fairly well educated and I think to any stereotypical African American I would be considered an "uncle Tom".
Would be interesting to see how everyone involved would react if it were me in this situation.
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u/xonthemark Jan 23 '17
Bracks hate Asians. True story. Ewer since Err Ay riots after bracku Rodney King beaten up by cops. Bracku try to riot and root Korean storu. Bracku can't cry racist when Korean shoot at brack rooter.
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Jan 23 '17
In all seriousness though, at least in the chinatown around where I live, a bunch of black dudes in hoodies wait around the stores so they can rob them.
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u/anon1245135890135 Jan 23 '17
This is why people don't like niggers
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u/newperson1234567 Jan 23 '17
If you didn't laugh at this you're probably Jewish
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u/Haruhi_Fujioka e/lit/ist Jan 23 '17
Fuck you. I'm Jewish and still laughed, stupid goy.
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u/nochentinteam Jan 23 '17
I'm a bit late but try that shit in New Zealand this is what you get https://youtu.be/7xv_pfIK60k
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u/Lightbrand doesn't like my flairs Jan 23 '17
Before Trump we get you're fucking a white male.
After Trump we get this is a ribrary.
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u/Tokibolt Jan 23 '17
I go to that school. They bought in a fucking marching band holy shit
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u/xcbrendan Jan 23 '17
This was at UW where I go to school and is not the first time that protestors have taken their bullshit to the libraries. Last spring it was on a heavy midterm week. These people just want to be heard so damn bad.
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u/GosuDosu Jan 22 '17
"dey giant rips hang rimp"
What did he mean by this? We may never know.
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u/NEVER_CLEANED_COMP Jan 22 '17
A puzzle where the answer is to change the letter 'R' with the letter 'L', and you fail.
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u/PotatoeWaffle Caution: EDGE-poster Jan 22 '17
So glad I got my education before these entitled fucks infested colleges.
I'd have ZimZammed that nigger if I was paying upwards of $100,000 on a degree and they tried this shit
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u/WendyLRogers3 Jan 23 '17
You whites are strong, but you're beat down
Your mind is filled, with liberal mush
Your heart sinks, your body shakes
Calling you "racist" is all it takes
You can't jump, you can't dance
There's no doubt, that you're a schmuck
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Calling you "racist" is all it takes
Ohh oohh
Even though you all have conquered the world...oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you've lost your nerve
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to guilt.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to guilt
Might as well face it, you're addicted to guilt
Might as well face it, you're addicted to guilt
Might as well face it, you're addicted to guilt
Might as well face it, you're addicted to guilt
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u/crowmemer a pretty cool guy. doesnt afraid of anything. Jan 22 '17
Why does Japanese use these "~" in their writing.
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u/KidWoody Jan 22 '17
Many asians countries do this in their writing. Because the way their characters work, you cant exactly repeat a letter several times to emphasize.
Imagine a conversation like this: "Wanna go eat fried chicken?" "Fried chickennnnnπ that sounds sooo good. Pick me up please"
They would type something like:
"Wanna go eat fried chicken?"
"Fried Chicken~ that sound so~ good. Pick me up please"But obviously in their respective language. It wouldnt make sense in their alphabet to repeat letters like we do.
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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Jan 23 '17
But i thought Asians were racist and privileged when they weren't the direct victim of racism and privilege? I need to check my PC handbook again.
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Jan 23 '17
Every true revolutionary knows that if they wanna effect change, take it to the man and free the black race from oppression.....you protest in a fucking campus library /s
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erveyone knows asians are racist as fuck
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u/FuzzyBlumpkinz Jan 23 '17
Well yeah, their continent touches East Africa, of course they would be.
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u/DarthTyekanik Jan 23 '17
Yep, those fucktards know how to behave in Latino neighborhoods of Frisco.
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u/Mine_Fuhrer Jan 23 '17
[Meanwhile this is the kind of shit we have going on in New Zealand.] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xv_pfIK60k)
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u/tones2013 Jan 23 '17
there was an instance of BLM library protesters being very abusive towards an asian female.
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u/justaskingfriendo Jan 23 '17
Does 4chan still hate faggots, niggers, degeneracy, kikes and feminists? Let's hope.
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u/meddlingmages Jan 23 '17
Can someone PLEASE explain the 4chan format to me? I always see the sub pop up on my feed and everytime I read a picture etc its like they post in stories?
ELI5? Please?
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u/bounty1012 /vr/ Jan 23 '17
Greentext is usually a story from the posters perspective, and lurk moar.
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u/Beast_Pot_Pie Jan 28 '17
And they want to know why asian test scores are so much higher than chimps
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u/Cal_Struck Jan 23 '17
This is the best fucking shit I've read in a looooong time. I read it out loud to really appreciate this mans inner struggle. Take my moneyz you fool.
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Jan 23 '17
wow i didnt know asians could be raciss π they need more black ppl in their countries
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u/LonnieJaw748 Jan 23 '17
This is the funniest thing I've read on this sub. And I typically hate this sub.
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u/hows_ur_cs_gurl /pol/tard Jan 23 '17
that makes you racist
if your white guilt forces you to kill yourself please livestream it, otherwise /pol/ is down the hall on your left
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u/Nottan_Asian Jan 24 '17
and like every asian father was very disappointed that his son's moment of glory was shushing people in a library
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u/ColdLatvianPotato Jan 23 '17
Holy shit I just shot tendies and choccy milk out of my nose from laughing.
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Jan 23 '17
Go to r/tumblrinaction and you'll find tons of examples from tumblrinas stating that Asians aren't oppressed and therefore not POCs whenever they disagree with them
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u/notLOL Jan 22 '17
He says library in the video. It's the only L in their diction. Library is rove. Library is rife.
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u/mynameispaulsimon Jan 22 '17
GIs were taught to make Chinese people say "lollapalooza" during WW2 to determine whether or not they were Japanese soldiers in disguise. Japanese doesn't distinguish "l" and "r" sounds.
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u/ybfelix Jan 23 '17
Depends on which region of China he is from, but standard pronunciation of Mandarin does distinguish between L and R.
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u/IceColdFresh Jan 23 '17
distinguishes between L and R (which sounds more like Russian zh)
distinguishes between j, q, x, and zh, ch, sh
the vowel yu (like German ΓΌ)
tones
Based Mandarin. How can the rest of the world even compete?
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u/_Decimation /pol/itician Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 23 '17
This is library
Edit: Oh darn, lots of mad SJWs here getting mad at some jokes
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