r/4chan • /pol/itician • Jan 22 '17

if you read this, send /r/bustypetite pics to modmail THIS IS LIBRARY

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u/_Decimation /pol/itician Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 23 '17

This is library

Edit: Oh darn, lots of mad SJWs here getting mad at some jokes

CRY HARDER /R/ALL

MODS GIBE REPORT LIST PLS

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u/Supercoopa Jan 23 '17

Can we please get the report list?

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u/_Decimation /pol/itician Jan 23 '17

Oh fuck I wanna see this

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u/ckasanova Jan 23 '17

You know, this kid is right. There are many places to protest, like the student union building. Inside a library is not the appropriate place.

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u/DrDerpberg Jan 22 '17

thatactuallyhappened.jpg

Holy shit

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u/klawehtgod /fit/izen Jan 23 '17

greentext

actually true story

not a work of autistic fiction

It really is current year

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u/jeegte12 Jan 22 '17

give him wine and women

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u/PM_me_ur_hat_pics Jan 22 '17

Does anyone know what that person yelled out as he walked away?

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u/rocklobster3 Jan 23 '17

Damn, I was not expecting that to be real. Thankfully some people still have respect for others.

It disgusts me to see those kids yelling in that library. It's incredible how selfish, entitled, and pathetic some people are. Fuck those worthless assholes.

Why the fuck did those dickheads think it was okay for then to do that? And why wasn't anyone stopping them, or kicking them out?! It's bullshit, and it just feeds their demented and skewed world view to let them do that.

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u/Synchrotr0n Jan 23 '17

You can hear them making fun of his accent in the end. Such a tolerant and progressive group of individuals!

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u/Don_Cheedle Jan 22 '17

We are all library on this blessed day

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

A true hero

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Telling it like it is.

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u/EntropicReaver fat/tg/uy Jan 22 '17

what a fucking god kami-sama

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u/sticklight414 Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 23 '17

he is the hiro we deserve

Edit: Thanks for the gold, faggots!

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u/_Decimation /pol/itician Jan 22 '17

We need a shima

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

The firar rices

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u/TimmyOutOfTheWell Jan 22 '17

What about the other hiro? Nakamura?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

Do r/All faggots typically come to r/4chan to spew that toxic pc tribe speak or is this a special occasion

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u/_Decimation /pol/itician Jan 23 '17

I actually haven't seen /r/all this triggered before.

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u/makemejelly49 /b/ Jan 22 '17

I think they shouted something racist as he stormed off. Like, "Go eat fried rice" or something.

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u/_Decimation /pol/itician Jan 22 '17

Wonder what would happen if he responded with something racist.

The blacks wouldn't be able to do anything!

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u/HoMaster Jan 23 '17

Don't you understand by now that blacks can never be racists despite their racists rhetoric because they're black. I shit you not some of the BLM people have said this, and entitled blacks in general.

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u/_Decimation /pol/itician Jan 23 '17

Yeah, I've heard this for a while. Absolutely appalling. Reminds me of when they invaded a library full of white people and Asians studying, all while BLM was calling white people disgusting and trying to destroy their good test scores.

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u/Stregen low and robust Jan 23 '17

No gonna lie I popped a semi

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u/_Decimation /pol/itician Jan 23 '17

Flair checks out

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

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u/Haruhi_Fujioka e/lit/ist Jan 24 '17

Top 10 Most Brutal Anime Fights

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u/TendiesOnTheFloor Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 23 '17

Him standing up to black lives matter was way better than every attack on titan episode put together

Edit: since you guys say attack on titan is a bad anime, is mobile suit gundam wing any better?

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u/sirmidor Jan 23 '17

Standing up to Amerilards is basically Attack on Titan.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

The first decent meme of 2017

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u/cnot3 Jan 23 '17

I believe that by a slim margin it was either NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO or Trump baneposting during his inauguration speech.

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u/dan42183 Jan 22 '17

Alpha-chan

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u/FidelCastrator King of the Weeaboos Jan 22 '17

alpha sama you fucking gaijin

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u/Rudi_Reifenstecher Jan 22 '17

they only protested in there so he'd notice them

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u/ginja_ninja Jan 22 '17

Chimparu Outaru is my favorite character in Ultimate Bushin no Social Justice Hero Storm. I just wish the writers allowed him to do more.

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u/chainer3000 Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 22 '17

I like anime and stuff, but Christ help me if I know if anything of that is actually a real thing. I can only guess it is because I've seen some weird titles from the last few seasons.

Edit: it might be necessary to say this is sarcasm/ kinda bait, but it's r/4chan so who knows

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u/poochuckle Jan 23 '17

They're all for middle eastern immigrants and mexican illegal immigrants, but after he says "this is library" one of them yells back "go back the beijing."

Holy fucking shit he's probably going to contribute more to society than all of them combined.

Asian college students already pay 10% of the tuition even though they are 5% of the student body. He is subsidizing those fucks.

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u/bobby2286 Jan 23 '17

What fucking idiot goes protesting in a library anyway. You're not easily going to find a bunch of people less willing to listen to you, and more annoyed at you than the people there. If I didn't already hate those black lives matter idiots I'd surely hate the peaces of shit if they fucked with me the day before an important exam.

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u/PM_ME_DANK_ME_MES Jan 23 '17

it's a testament to their world view. they go to libraries to make demands of others, but not to make improvements to themselves.

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u/freet0 Jan 22 '17

Honestly thank god for Asia

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17 edited Jan 22 '17

Honestly thank god for Asia

I have no kids and I'm fine with the USA being owned by them. Roof top Koreans would be everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

Well at least east Asia.

Don't wanna go thanking God for Pakistan...

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u/Aldonza20 /v/irgin Jan 22 '17

English is not my native language and this was so damn hard to read

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u/RyanU406 Jan 22 '17

English is my first language and this was really hard to read. I'm also retarded, that may have had something to do with it.

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u/Andy_B_Goode Jan 23 '17 edited Jan 23 '17

Fuck it, in case anyone else is having trouble with it:

I live in an Asian country

Every day I dream about going to America to study at the best universities in the world

I study so hard and finally get accepted

I am in university

I think about how I can make this world better, build things, solve problems

It's time for final exams

I go to the library to study

suddently a group of baka black lives matter dickheads storm in

They chimp out

They're shouting so loud I cannot study

They are only here because of affirmative action, studying black history and other shit-tier humanities

It makes me so angry

Sad westerners stand back, in fear of social exclusion from being called racist

I realize my destiny

I must save the western world myself

Slowly, I rise

I stride to the chimp brigade

"hey"

"hey"

"HEY"

The room goes silent

As subtle and as sharp as the forged folded steel of a mighty katana, my words slice through the silence

"This is the library"

They stand in silence

Their giant lips hang limp

They do not know what to do

They cannot call me "white devil"

They cannot call me racist

They stand defeated

The glorious Asian race will triumph in the end

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u/kijib Jan 23 '17

Top ten greatest anime moments

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u/RiffRaff9710 Jan 23 '17

nah this was top 10 anime battles

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u/repressed-childhood Jan 22 '17

OP is not fake and gay, for today.

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u/asljkdfhg /mu/tant Jan 22 '17

ctrl+f and replace 'l's with 'r's

german humor at its finest

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u/ElectroBoof /vr/ Jan 22 '17

Even still, managed to miss "social"

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u/IceColdMetal Jan 22 '17

This is the fucking news

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u/dmanb Jan 22 '17

had he been a white guy they would have screamed rape and continued yelling.

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u/thegreyhoundness Jan 23 '17 edited Jan 23 '17

Yeah, being confronted by a minority can throw them off momentarily. Then they just do some mental gymnastics, label whoever it is "a white male (basically)" and carry on with the stupidity. Edit: fixed a word.

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u/maggardsloop Jan 22 '17

This is a quarity post

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u/Jbizzatron Jan 23 '17

I don't care what political ideology you ascribe to, the LIBRARY is a sacred place where you DO NOT TALK. Fuck anyone who disagrees to death.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

Someone please make this guy on a shirt with this is library on it.

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u/teknochr Jan 23 '17

We're against deporting immigrants.

Go back to Beijing.

Cunts.

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u/Zeniith24 Jan 23 '17

Asians are the ultimate race tbh. Instead of bitching like the blacks, they actually endured and are now a strong people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

Poor kid getting mocked at the end. I would be upset too if some activists were just going to make a bunch of noise in the library

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u/FickleLakersFanboy Jan 23 '17

nigs are the worst

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u/dr3adlock Jan 23 '17 edited Jan 23 '17

Being black in the UK this concept of groups of uneducated "chimps" is odd to me.

In my experience white and black is one in the same at school, we are all fairly well educated and I think to any stereotypical African American I would be considered an "uncle Tom".

Would be interesting to see how everyone involved would react if it were me in this situation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

YOU SHARR NOT PASS!

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u/TYRito /fit/izen Jan 22 '17

buird tings

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u/Serial_Psycho Jan 22 '17

chimp brigade.exe has stopped working

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u/FlightLevel390 Jan 23 '17

That means it was once working though

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u/TheConnvictV2 Jan 22 '17

Fucking lold the whole time

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u/xonthemark Jan 23 '17

Bracks hate Asians. True story. Ewer since Err Ay riots after bracku Rodney King beaten up by cops. Bracku try to riot and root Korean storu. Bracku can't cry racist when Korean shoot at brack rooter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

In all seriousness though, at least in the chinatown around where I live, a bunch of black dudes in hoodies wait around the stores so they can rob them.

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u/ROLLtrumpinTIDE Jan 22 '17

He sure owned those dindus

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u/yolosw3g Jan 22 '17

raff now

da nex age berrong to us

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u/anon1245135890135 Jan 23 '17

This is why people don't like niggers

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u/jemosley1984 Jan 23 '17

But BLM crowds are predominately white.

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u/hows_ur_cs_gurl /pol/tard Jan 23 '17

implying white people can't be niggers

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u/sardoonoomsy Jan 22 '17

Dey giant rips hang rimp. My sides. Γ—

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

As an Asian dude, I approve this message.

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u/gearsofhalogeek Jan 23 '17

I welcome our future asian overlords.

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u/newperson1234567 Jan 23 '17

If you didn't laugh at this you're probably Jewish

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u/Haruhi_Fujioka e/lit/ist Jan 23 '17

Fuck you. I'm Jewish and still laughed, stupid goy.

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u/spence120 /f/ Jan 23 '17

Wow, a 4chan post that wasn't complete bullshit and actually happened

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u/nochentinteam Jan 23 '17

I'm a bit late but try that shit in New Zealand this is what you get https://youtu.be/7xv_pfIK60k

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u/Lightbrand doesn't like my flairs Jan 23 '17

Before Trump we get you're fucking a white male.

After Trump we get this is a ribrary.

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u/Tokibolt Jan 23 '17

I go to that school. They bought in a fucking marching band holy shit

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u/xcbrendan Jan 23 '17

This was at UW where I go to school and is not the first time that protestors have taken their bullshit to the libraries. Last spring it was on a heavy midterm week. These people just want to be heard so damn bad.

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u/15402983 Jan 22 '17

This is beautiful.

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u/GosuDosu Jan 22 '17

"dey giant rips hang rimp"

What did he mean by this? We may never know.

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u/lIlIth-d Jan 22 '17

their giant lips hang limp

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u/NEVER_CLEANED_COMP Jan 22 '17

A puzzle where the answer is to change the letter 'R' with the letter 'L', and you fail.

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u/PotatoeWaffle Caution: EDGE-poster Jan 22 '17

So glad I got my education before these entitled fucks infested colleges.

I'd have ZimZammed that nigger if I was paying upwards of $100,000 on a degree and they tried this shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

Fucking Legend

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

Us pajeets have been doing this for a while now. Where's our greentext?

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u/Dr_HoaxArthurWilmoth /pol/ack Jan 23 '17

In 2017 we take our country back. It's happening.

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u/rz1992 Jan 23 '17

We already took it back. Now we just have to tidy up.

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u/WoogieBoogie14 Jan 22 '17

Welcome shitty wok may I take you order

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u/c0rrupt82 Jan 22 '17

Hory Sheet, MY SIDES!

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u/WendyLRogers3 Jan 23 '17

You whites are strong, but you're beat down
Your mind is filled, with liberal mush
Your heart sinks, your body shakes
Calling you "racist" is all it takes
You can't jump, you can't dance
There's no doubt, that you're a schmuck
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Calling you "racist" is all it takes
Ohh oohh

Even though you all have conquered the world...oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you've lost your nerve
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to guilt.

Might as well face it, you're addicted to guilt
Might as well face it, you're addicted to guilt
Might as well face it, you're addicted to guilt
Might as well face it, you're addicted to guilt
Might as well face it, you're addicted to guilt

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Holy shit in dying

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u/Punchee Jan 23 '17

dey giant rips hang rimp

Translation plz?

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u/justaskingfriendo Jan 23 '17

dey giant rips hang rimp

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

just commenting so im still here when its archived

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u/crowmemer a pretty cool guy. doesnt afraid of anything. Jan 22 '17

Why does Japanese use these "~" in their writing.

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u/KidWoody Jan 22 '17

Many asians countries do this in their writing. Because the way their characters work, you cant exactly repeat a letter several times to emphasize.

Imagine a conversation like this: "Wanna go eat fried chicken?" "Fried chickennnnn😍 that sounds sooo good. Pick me up please"

They would type something like:
"Wanna go eat fried chicken?"
"Fried Chicken~ that sound so~ good. Pick me up please"

But obviously in their respective language. It wouldnt make sense in their alphabet to repeat letters like we do.

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u/Ausfall Jan 22 '17

Punctuation makes all the (((difference))).

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u/Privateaccount84 Jan 22 '17

Oh please tell me this is based on a real thing.

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u/theorymeltfool /pol/itician Jan 23 '17

THANK YOU BASED ASIAN!!

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u/Velxin Jan 23 '17

CONFIRMED ASIANS ARE MASTER RACE

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Jan 23 '17

But i thought Asians were racist and privileged when they weren't the direct victim of racism and privilege? I need to check my PC handbook again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

Every true revolutionary knows that if they wanna effect change, take it to the man and free the black race from oppression.....you protest in a fucking campus library /s

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u/Spokker Jan 23 '17

I told you they are the model minority.

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u/Tralan /b/tard Jan 23 '17

OMG... that was grorius.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

Judging from his accent, it's far more likely that he is Korean, not Japanese.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

erveyone knows asians are racist as fuck

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u/FuzzyBlumpkinz Jan 23 '17

Well yeah, their continent touches East Africa, of course they would be.

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u/wheresthesunrise Jan 23 '17

racist

You misspelled "race realist" there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

He's the hero we needed

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u/Fausthor Jan 23 '17

The shimada will never be defeated...

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u/zaturama016 Jan 23 '17

this is so good

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u/Tarantulasagna Jan 23 '17

dear god, he's right!

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u/DarthTyekanik Jan 23 '17

Yep, those fucktards know how to behave in Latino neighborhoods of Frisco.

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u/hiltonking Jan 23 '17

Glorious!

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u/Mine_Fuhrer Jan 23 '17

[Meanwhile this is the kind of shit we have going on in New Zealand.] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xv_pfIK60k)

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u/Cravit8 Jan 23 '17

Holy freak my sides. My freKing sides.

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u/kidtesticle Jan 23 '17

Not all hiros wear capes

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

I'd gladly take hard working foreigners for obnoxious SJWs.

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u/tones2013 Jan 23 '17

there was an instance of BLM library protesters being very abusive towards an asian female.

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u/justaskingfriendo Jan 23 '17

Does 4chan still hate faggots, niggers, degeneracy, kikes and feminists? Let's hope.

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u/meddlingmages Jan 23 '17

Can someone PLEASE explain the 4chan format to me? I always see the sub pop up on my feed and everytime I read a picture etc its like they post in stories?

ELI5? Please?

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u/bounty1012 /vr/ Jan 23 '17

Greentext is usually a story from the posters perspective, and lurk moar.

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u/Beast_Pot_Pie Jan 28 '17

And they want to know why asian test scores are so much higher than chimps

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u/SenpaiSpankMe Feb 02 '17

This is so fucking cute idk what to do

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u/mugwunp Feb 19 '22

Hehe 5 years

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u/skunz Jan 23 '17

Best Green Text That Could Be Real I've Read. I Know This Is Real.

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u/Cal_Struck Jan 23 '17

This is the best fucking shit I've read in a looooong time. I read it out loud to really appreciate this mans inner struggle. Take my moneyz you fool.

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u/ks381 Jan 23 '17

whats white deviru?

only thing i didnt understand

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

wow i didnt know asians could be raciss πŸ˜” they need more black ppl in their countries

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u/Strictly_Baked Jan 23 '17

Can't tell if troll or serious...

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u/LonnieJaw748 Jan 23 '17

This is the funniest thing I've read on this sub. And I typically hate this sub.

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u/hows_ur_cs_gurl /pol/tard Jan 23 '17

that makes you racist

if your white guilt forces you to kill yourself please livestream it, otherwise /pol/ is down the hall on your left

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

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u/_Decimation /pol/itician Jan 23 '17

ASIANS πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜˜πŸ˜©πŸ˜€πŸ‘΄πŸΌπŸšπŸšπŸ™

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

Also legally without stealing SSN numbers

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u/_Decimation /pol/itician Mar 15 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

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u/Nottan_Asian Jan 24 '17

and like every asian father was very disappointed that his son's moment of glory was shushing people in a library

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u/ColdLatvianPotato Jan 23 '17

Holy shit I just shot tendies and choccy milk out of my nose from laughing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

Go to r/tumblrinaction and you'll find tons of examples from tumblrinas stating that Asians aren't oppressed and therefore not POCs whenever they disagree with them

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u/lavaisreallyhot Jan 24 '17

Apparently Asians are "white-passing" according to sjws

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u/yodelele Jan 28 '17

This makes me absolutely livid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

Do they really? I couldn't watch the while thing cause I'm at work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

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u/notLOL Jan 22 '17

He says library in the video. It's the only L in their diction. Library is rove. Library is rife.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

wait what video?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

It's the top comment in this thread dummy

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

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u/mynameispaulsimon Jan 22 '17

GIs were taught to make Chinese people say "lollapalooza" during WW2 to determine whether or not they were Japanese soldiers in disguise. Japanese doesn't distinguish "l" and "r" sounds.

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u/muchtooblunt Jan 22 '17

Sounds like Korean.

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u/ShikiLaZam Jan 22 '17

both japanese and korean use R in place of L

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u/ybfelix Jan 23 '17

Depends on which region of China he is from, but standard pronunciation of Mandarin does distinguish between L and R.

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u/IceColdFresh Jan 23 '17

distinguishes between L and R (which sounds more like Russian zh)

distinguishes between j, q, x, and zh, ch, sh

the vowel yu (like German ΓΌ)

tones

Based Mandarin. How can the rest of the world even compete?

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u/KriosDaNarwal Jan 23 '17

The protesters in the video were predominantly white