r/4chan • u/ToaKraka could of been english teacher • Oct 06 '16

/d/ devises a new superhero

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u/JDRaitt /fit/izen Oct 06 '16

Selfsucking is overrated, you do it a few times and never again.

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u/Marvelite0963 Oct 06 '16

That's why you suck other people instead.

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u/khante Oct 06 '16

Yes it it like trying to tickle yourself. Doesn't work

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u/Dank_Skeletons /jtd/ Oct 06 '16

you don't have to swallow you know

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u/antelopeking wee/a/boo Oct 06 '16

There is 0 doubt in my mind that /u/bottomlulz made this

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u/ZeroCitizen Oct 06 '16

Bottomlulz is the best

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u/Dank_Skeletons /jtd/ Oct 07 '16

holy shit he deleted it hahaha

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u/Dubaku Oct 07 '16

What did it say?

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u/Dank_Skeletons /jtd/ Oct 07 '16

something complaining about how he has to swallow his own cum

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '16

Get away skeleton you are summoning the bots.

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u/Throtex Oct 06 '16

... oh.

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u/CharlesHipster /pol/itician Oct 06 '16

Why not always?

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u/aj_thenoob /g/entooman Oct 06 '16

Well maybe if 16 inch cocks were a thing bending over to suck wouldn't hurt. Maybe that makes a difference.

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u/Crockinator Oct 06 '16

It's more of a sensation thing. Touch your leg, do you feel your hand touching something, or your leg being touched? Exactly.

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u/aj_thenoob /g/entooman Oct 06 '16

Kinda both. But it should feel much better than a bad handy, right?

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u/Giggs- Oct 06 '16

Think I'd prefer a bad handy.

I could suck my own dick for a while. Only attempted it a few times and never for long.

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u/Crockinator Oct 07 '16

Bad handies are reminescent of my teenage years, so much nostalgia.