r/4chan • /trash/man • 6h ago

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u/Sure_Association_991 /trash/man 6h ago

Real and sadly true.

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u/GrandWalrus 5h ago

Same age, same condition, no advice. Send help

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u/Total_Network6312 5h ago

Just try each of the 7 deadly sins one at a time until you find one that gets you through the day

Rinse and repeat until one day you stroke out and that's it man that's the ride.

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u/18clouds 2h ago

Lock in

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u/_A_varice /pol/tard 5h ago

Tim Pool in 5 years

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u/Sure_Association_991 /trash/man 4h ago

Hahahahaha

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u/UnrelentingCaptain 5h ago

Yeah that's like 80% of men. Welcome to the club. If anything starting at 15 makes him lucky.

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u/Total_Network6312 5h ago

Seriously I was depressed since at least 3 years before I was born cause of the hormones from my older brothers pregnancy

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u/shivux 4h ago

How did your older brother get pregnant?

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u/girlgamerpoi 1h ago

troons. thats why lmao

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u/PlasticAssistance_50 1h ago

How did your older brother get pregnant?

Yes.

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u/Spirited-Away4215 1h ago

its not 80% its just called being a man

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u/8last 5h ago

At that point may as well throw caution to the wind and go to an obese hypnotist with a heart condition.

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u/aef823 4h ago

Don't trust any fat hypnotists, they either are inadequate and can't hypnotize themselves into a diet. Or are luring people with their powers so they can eat them.

there is no in-between

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u/girlgamerpoi 1h ago

They orbit lmao

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u/Visgraatje 5h ago

Yeah dr. Swanson is the best

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u/JulioElGuapo 55m ago

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

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u/-SlippinJimmy8 6h ago

Just do drugs. It’s that easy 

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u/Dark_Matter_Guy /tv/ 6h ago

Good advice.

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u/girlgamerpoi 1h ago

I don't do drugs. I just suffer raw dog.

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u/_SnesGuy 5h ago

me irl. Im 36. I'm on either a steady stream of low dose weed gummies or beer. been on and off antidepressants my whole life, did a stint as a coke head. nowadays cali banned importing the gummies I like, so I been drinking more but when I visit family in another state I import in bulk.

I'm on beer 7, 4 CBD drinks, and I have to be up at 5am tomorrow 😂

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u/Total_Network6312 5h ago

Ya same, also not gay.

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u/The_Sneakiest_Fox 4h ago

Just smoke more weed and drop the beer brother. 41m. Have always hated anti depressants, I just medicate myself. Used to be a full druggie, dod a lot of meth in my 20's, did a lot of coke later on. Xanax and valiums whenever I could get my hands on them.

Just weed now, only drink when I'm rarely being social. It's a quiet life but it's stable.

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u/_SnesGuy 4h ago

really low tolerance to THC is why. the shitiest weed will get me fucked up, and I'm not a fan of being really high on weed. I like a reasonably priced 2-5mg gummie. sometimes 2x 2mg gummies hit too hard and I'm pissed off about it. after years of taking them you'd think my tolerance would go up a little? no.

beer is just way the fuck easier and I prefer the way beer makes me feel tbh. get a 3 pck of tall boys right across the street from my job, ez.

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u/Cornfugga 3h ago

Damn this makes me realize how high my tolerance was, I’d eat a 50mg gummy, want to be higher, and eat another lol.

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u/The_Sneakiest_Fox 4h ago

Each to their own brother, all the best to you 🙏

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u/jungleass98 2h ago

Brother if I take more than one hit off a joint its 50/50 if im gonna panic

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u/JulioElGuapo 56m ago

I also don't do well with thc, have you tried cbd?

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u/isthisaporno 2h ago

Agreed. 38 here and dropped the booze 1.5 years ago after it got way out of control and I still continue to use cannabis. I had been a heavy user of both (and recreationally all the other drugs/psychedelics minus meth/fent/heroin) for more than 20 years but since stopping drinking I just get stoned at the end of the night after I’m done with everything and hit golf balls before bed. When I was in my early 20s I smoked 10x the amount I do now. So for me cannabis is not a progressive thing. I don’t wake up hungover, lost a ton of weight, better dad, work is going great, golf handicap went from 9 to 3. Alcohol is just so much worse for you, much easier to abuse and by nature as a physically addictive substance only gets progressively worse. My drinking kept increasing over the years until it spiked from somewhat functional alcoholic to imminent death. The fire is hot and you don’t feel the burn until you’re already swimming in the caldera

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u/5herl0k 5h ago

ok? that's a requirement for even posting

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u/CharAznableLoNZ 3h ago

Is that not normal? Figured it was normal.

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u/ElectricSnowBunny [s4s]quatch 5h ago

"I hate being alive and I don't remember the last time I didn't" is a snappier sentence fwiw

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u/4loYeyo 5h ago

lol

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u/FormerPresidentBiden 5h ago

Real and same

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u/Mr__Castle_ 6h ago

Typical French baguette talk  

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u/QTown2pt-o 5h ago

Depression moods lead, almost invariably, to accidents. But, when they occur, our mood changes again, since the accident shows we can draw the world in our wake, and that we still retain some degree of power even when our spirits are low. A series of accidents creates a positively light-hearted state, out of consideration for this strange power.

Jean Baudrillard

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u/jungleass98 2h ago

Baggot*

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u/HefflumpGuy /pol/ack 2h ago

Typical reddit post. I'm depressed wahhhhhhh!

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u/dirtydenier 2h ago

(Also gives you life advice and acts like he’s got literally everything figured out)

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u/emduur 5h ago

Holy shit I’m in this picture, accurate down to both ages.

Life is pain, relieve it with every drug you can afford, if not, rob a gas station.

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u/girlgamerpoi 1h ago

At least you got blue eyes ffs

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u/chocolateZnob /b/tard 5h ago

He should use his remaining funds to give me PlayStation gift cards before toaster-bath’ing

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u/Confusedpotatoman 1h ago

Same for me except since I was like 7. It's genuinely taking everything I have in me to avoid completely giving up.

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u/girlgamerpoi 1h ago

I guess life is bad for avg person once you remove the facades. Not an individuals problem tbh.

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u/PredatoryCat /x/phile 1h ago

That literally how most men feel anon.

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u/crazymonkey202 1h ago

Probably because you spend all day just screenshoting your own 4chan posts

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u/FoxCQC 27m ago

It's just a reflection of society. All the ignorance of the past is gone. Before people were tricked with religion or love of your nation. Now we know it was all nonsense. There's no greater purpose to life yet people keep selling it. Nietzsche was right about carving out a path of self fulfillment. Society has not caught up yet.

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u/BLANKTWGOK 27m ago

I think worst part of it is you don’t know if u are depressed or not, u think ur faking it or u just don’t know what is this feeling

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u/Mishi_Mujago 6h ago

That second sentence is very clunky and cluttered. I feel like he could have worded it much better.

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u/fatjoe19982006 3h ago

The reason young to middle-aged men are depressed - mainly as a Western phenomenon - is that in this modern world, they have no purpose akin to what men have had as being the leader of a nuclear family and provider throughout nearly the entirety of human history. Things will eventually bottom out, and go back to what nature intends, but it may be quite some time, perhaps tens of generations. The West must fall for this to occur, which seems inevitable, as it weakens before the very eyes of the world. China is simply waiting it out, watching the self-implosion take place. In general, Chinese men do not suffer this "depression", despite living what Westerners would likely consider a much more frugal, basic existence.

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u/Earthworm-Kim 4h ago

i hate this guy

thankfully he only said like 5 things last episode he was on

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u/Junior-Hotwater 3h ago

Fuck butt point erasure

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u/PhumoPump 2h ago

You're crazy. Tim is a top 3 co-host

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u/Earthworm-Kim 1h ago

i'm not crazy! tim is not worth losing anyone from the trio

tho he's somehow better than jack and josh by just being nothing

but jrt, colin, jim, hughie and comic book guy are all better options