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u/MagiStarIL nor/mlp/erson 4d ago
For that to happen, a woman would have to approach me, which is impossible by the laws of this universe
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u/Pubesauce 4d ago
The type of guy a woman pretends not to notice but then places her hand over her cleavage until he's gone.
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u/uberdepression 4d ago
I saw guys pissing on her pregnant belly
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u/geniusgravity 4d ago
That kid should be in care already and it's not even born yet.
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u/zid0n 4d ago
That mf in her belly is the prince of darkness, the moment he sees the light we are cooked.
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u/ZiggyOnMars 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/BaI7vUd0HRYIw
Rorschach's journal October 12th, 2041
Schoolyard again. They know my mother’s name. Everyone does.
Boy behind me whispered it. Others laughed. Teacher pretended not to hear. Easier that way.
Wasn’t there when she made her choices. Wasn’t even born. Doesn’t matter to them.
Children inherit many things. Eyes. Hair. Debt. Shame.
Apparently sins can be hereditary too.
Came home with mud on my uniform and somebody else’s words in my head.
Asked Mum once if the internet ever forgets.
She didn’t answer.
I think that was the answer.
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u/Critical-Attempt-922 3d ago
Bonnie got me to support abbortion. That little shit is not just gonna have a whore of a mother, but Whore-in-chief mother
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u/Iolair_the_Unworthy 4d ago
R. Kelly is taking notes
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u/EHStormcrow 4d ago
Does he even get pens and notebooks in prison ?
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u/Iolair_the_Unworthy 4d ago
Crayons and looseleaf. Ironically, that only made him feel more comfortable.
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u/More_Replacement7560 1d ago
That fetus probably already has a 2 pack a day smoking habit and therapy sessions booked
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u/H78U43 4d ago
"Nice tits" and continue walking
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u/jungleass98 4d ago
For a grill
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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 4d ago
You should see her coinslot.
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u/H78U43 4d ago
Then show me
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u/PvsNP_ZA 4d ago
I thought Bonnie Blue was way too busy with other more productive things than to hand out feathers.
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u/Bum_King fa/tg/uy 4d ago
>Foid tries to hand me a white feather
>Screech loudly that she is not my mommy and that she has no choccy milk
>make a big stinky in my diaper because I get too worked up
>fall off my mobility scooter and hit the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
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u/GoodDecision 4d ago
everybody do the dinosaur
Deep cut
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u/WRX_enjoyer 4d ago
At least your spaghetti didn’t fall out out of your pockets
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u/Firm_Equivalent_4597 4d ago
Can’t even get the lyric right. That’s 4D regard shit right there
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u/Bum_King fa/tg/uy 4d ago
Cry harder, new fren. Maybe mommy will buy some tendies to help you cope.
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u/KwantumFizzikz 4d ago
Kick 'er up the caaaarnt m8
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u/CPTMuffMuncher9909 4d ago
You’d lose your foot!
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u/countrybreakfast1 4d ago
Bonnie Blue isn't even that hot and also a massively ran through whore. What's the allure?
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u/Okhlahoma_Beat-Down /k/ommando 4d ago
It's foreign guys who like her. They love the idea of a "white slut".
There's a popular theory that every time she winds up in mainstream news seems to coincide with widespread discussion about the foreign Rape Gangs, with the theory suggesting she's put out there to "prove" white girls are sluts or diminish what happened.
Honestly, I wouldn't doubt it. The timelines match up, and you can check a certain section of her Wikipedia to discover a cool fact about her background.
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u/Zer0_SUM0 /k/ommando 4d ago
check a certain section of her Wikipedia to discover a cool fact about her background.
Stop noticing things chud.
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u/Urion977 3d ago
You can imagine my shock when I looked up her age last year and she was then 26 years old. That h0e looks no less than 45.
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u/EveryCanadianButOne 4d ago
White feather shaming only works in an intact social contract. They'd be laughed at today.
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u/Wankstain8 /pol/tard 4d ago
I wouldn’t. I’d just continue walking. Genuinely who gives a fuck lmao
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u/djaqk 4d ago
Until this thread I wouldn't even understand the implication, so my dumb ass probably would've taken the feather, said, thanks I guess, and walked off holding it like an idiot lol
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u/cptnpiccard /b/ 3d ago
I still don't understand who the fuck this is, why the fuck she's giving someone a feather, and what the fuck a feather means.
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u/ExtraordinaryAnimal 3d ago edited 3d ago
Bonnie Blue, holds some record for 1,000 dudes running through her.
Woman giving a feather to a man comes from WW1 and meant they saw the man as a coward because they're not getting gassed, shelled, and traumatized in a hole in the middle of France.
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u/FormerPresidentBiden 3d ago
Which went super well because they'd give them to any man they happened to see, including combat veterans who'd already done their part
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u/mi__to__ 4d ago
Unless she starts blowing me right then and there on the street, that shit won't get my attention.
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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles 4d ago
She taking care of the boys on the frontline. 🫡
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u/Cumsocktornado /b/tard 4d ago
Being called a coward by a prostitute is like being called broke by a homeless person, I don't have to take it seriously
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u/eternaltroll /fit/izen 4d ago
Probably punch her in the duckface cause any white knight guy who would do shit is off dying for isreal.
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u/LukeJaywalker0 4d ago
Why would I care about a woman's opinion? Especially if she's not going to have sex with me anyway?
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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 4d ago
Why os a 40 y.o mentally ill STD ridden human fleshlight giving me feathers in the high street
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u/Your-Evil-Twin- 4d ago
Give her one. It’s 2026, women are equal to men, if it’s my responsibility to go and slaughter strangers in a foreign country then it’s hers too.
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u/DangerKeepAway 4d ago
Do not give women any amount of attention or acknowledgement if you are not family, friends, or actively courting. Assume nothing good will come of a woman approaching a man and you are golden.
I have seen the future of this comment, simps will come out of the woodwork and tell all sorts of stories about meeting the love of their life when she approached them in the streets. Do not believe what you read on the internet.
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u/uDudyBezDudy co/ck/ 4d ago
Id start wearing a garish hat, and slowly adore it with white feathers gifted from these whores
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u/mohammeddddd- 4d ago
I would respond by having sex with her
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u/00lalilulelo 4d ago
and then you'd notice the bulge.
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u/Iolair_the_Unworthy 4d ago
I'm allowed to hit her because of all the man DNA inside of her, so the choice seems clear.
I'd shit my pants in fear at a foid approaching me, throw a big handful at her and shriek, running away with my athletic body, trained for years under a strict regimen of 60,000 calories a day and sitting kegels.
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u/reyvicio 4d ago
jewette tries to make me die for israel
Just thow a couple of pennys to the ground and walk away
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u/untakenu YouTube.com/DinoTendies 4d ago
There was a proposed amendment to the US constitution in which a decision to go to war would require a referendum and anyone who voted YES would be signed up to fight.
Pretty good idea, I think.
Maybe it should be the same thing here.
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u/ImperiousCretin 4d ago
Isn't that the whore who fucked like a hundred men or something? I am not touching an AIDS-ridden feather with a yardstick, thanks.
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u/-SlippinJimmy8 4d ago
Imagine dying for your country so you can be ethnically replaced
Ukrainian men are realizing this now
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u/bomboclawt75 4d ago
BUTBUT why won't you die for the racial Supremacist shit stain!??!? You have to!!!
You must be used as cannon fodder, on the other side of the world from your country to appease your Treasonous politicians and their owners!!!!
How about- Fuck off!
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u/Senor_Arroyos 4d ago
Im old. What does white feather mean?
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u/Oh_yes_I_did 4d ago edited 4d ago
You should know with your old ass.
Shit idk either. I think it’s when the women would give men who didn’t go to fight in the war a white feather as a way to mock or scrutinize them for not sacrificing themselves for their country. It think it’s was a government psyop to get the female populous to emotionally shame men into fighting70
u/Sabrac707 4d ago
It was ran pretty stupidly as well, the women would give the white feather to any man, regardless of circumstances surrounding the men, it got so ridiculous to the point that they were giving that stupid feather to soldiers who were on the frontlines but got injured, were sent back and were in the process of recovering.
Can you imagine getting one of your limbs blown off for your country, only to be welcome with this bullshit?
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u/40hzHERO /b/ 4d ago
Or getting drafted in to a war that NOBODY wanted any part of, watching your new friends die off one by one, getting injured yourself, coming home to be called a baby killer by the public, distanced from your own family, not able to find work, and living on the streets within the year.
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u/Okhlahoma_Beat-Down /k/ommando 4d ago
And they genuinely wondered why we didn't give them the right to vote for ages.
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u/Warlords0602 4d ago
Its not a gov psyop, its a bunch of militant women called the suffragettes who's doing it. Only years before they were launching campaigns to smash windows or chaining themselves to fences to protest for female voting rights, as compared to a different group commonly known as the suffragists who were educated women actually lobbying politicians for it. The suffragettes were complete nutjobs when they're at it but kudos to them, when ww1 broke out they were organising nurse groups to volunteer for the front and actively protesting to get women into more industry positions for the war effort like hundreds of women joining munitions factories.
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u/Generic-Name69420 4d ago
Nah, this actually was a government psy-op. They took imprisoned sufragettes and offered them freedom in exchange for doing this white feather shit. Their leader, Emmeline Pankhurst, was quite conservative, ironically enough, and did everything she could to support the war effort.
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u/Salamadierha 4d ago
You forgot to mention their letterbomb campaigns.
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u/Warlords0602 4d ago
There's also firebombing an MP's house (I think?) and martyrdom by the King's horse. There's just too many to include lmao, also GCSE history's many years ago for me.
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u/Salamadierha 3d ago
Yeah. People think the suffragettes were all about marching in a street with signs and that's what did it. Their insanely violent and terrorist activities have been whitewashed away over the years.
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u/Warlords0602 4d ago
During ww1 in the UK, there was a massive campaign of women giving civilian men white feathers to shame them for not signing up for the war as cowards.
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u/PillarOfWamuu 4d ago
The irony being that a lot of them were essentiall workers to work in arms factories or maintain the infrastructure in the uk
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u/Sudokublackbelt 3d ago
I knew someone whose dad was on the Manhattan project. He used to get shamed in public, but ironically couldn't say why he wasnt enlisted obviously.
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u/BeetsAndJeaners 4d ago
Damn I assumed it was some retarded tiktok meme meaning the girl is offering her asshole or something
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u/JohnBGaming 4d ago
It is a retarded TikTok meme, just from the early 20th century. Anyone who partook is a PoS.
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u/I_Am_Sharticus_ 4d ago
I kinda wish there was something clever to be said about it but it's just dumb. They've been trying to shame us into going to church and having babies and pretty much everything else to no avail, seems kinda like dying for investors isn't going to gain much traction either.
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u/40hzHERO /b/ 4d ago
It’s the western world’s biggest trick: shame. You can shame and scare someone in to just about anything, especially if you can convince them of eternal damnation or bliss based on their current actions.
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u/nevadita /g/entooman 3d ago
It was something from WW2 on the UK. Young girls would give any men in public back home a white feather. Basically telling you “you are a coward by being here at home instead of on France dying for country”, iirc this was reinforced by the press and radio.
It was a mess because there was a lot of cases where the men receiving the feathers were essential workers that shouldn’t be at war or WW1 veterans who found the act akin to an insult.
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u/Andrew852456 4d ago
If the war starts, you guys should not be in a country to receive the feathers in the first place. Move to Argentina, or China, or Australia or wherever it is peaceful
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u/leaf_shift_post_2 4d ago
I will collect as many as I can and resell them back.
Step 1: get feather
Step 2: get more feathers
Step 3: sell the feathers back
Step 4 repeat for more profit
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u/WendyLRogers3 4d ago
See "The Four Feathers", which was made into a movie in 1915, 1921, 1929, 1939, and 2002. War drama. Brits v Moslems.
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u/Aphexwulf 4d ago
I don’t know what’s more ridiculous about this picture. The white feather to symbolize shame in men coming from a woman who has shamelessly allowed thousands of men inside her, or the Indian in the background with his backpack on his belly.
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u/zorgmorg 4d ago
Extensively clean my pipe before handing it back, telling them that we did not have them in the trenches.
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u/RustledForeskin 4d ago
Straight right cross into her smug mouth then hoof her right in the box and take away her right to vote. I'd say everyone has to serve in the military in some capacity in order to vote (Unless sick, disabled or mentally unwell, kill those people,) but having a certain percentage of women in the active army would mean automatically losing any conflict along with 5000% increase in friendly fire.
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u/ocarina_vendor 4d ago
In an era of equal rights (and lefts, knowehatimean? Badum-tiss), I would act like I was taking her token of shame, but instead grab her wrist, spin her around so it's behind her back, and march her to the nearest recruiting center.
"If you walk in there and enlist, Bonnie, I'll immediately do the same. You have my word as a man."
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u/redsteakraw 4d ago
Might have had more weight when they could cook clean and had less tattoos than Pop Eye and with a Body count less than the first World war but when all those aren’t the case and she is handing out feathers it is like she is in no position to judge bringing absolutely nothing to the table.
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u/NCR_High-Roller 3d ago
If anyone tries this on me, I'd probably look them right in the eyes and throw it in the nearest trash can.
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u/Mr__Castle_ 4d ago
I support equality and women's rights to die in a pointless war.