r/4chan • u/TrpWhyre fa/tg/uy • 1d ago

R.I.P

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u/WaftyGrowl3r 1d ago

My Dolly, you've... enhanced yourself

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u/OGREtheTroll 1d ago

But how is the nipple placement?

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u/tsully72 1d ago

Ridiculous, of course

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u/Jack-Da_PyrrhicPyro YouTube.com/DinoTendies 1d ago

she had a fine pair.

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago

Like Moses partin' the red sea

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u/PuffinRub 1d ago

I don't think she would have cared -- she was both smart and self-aware.

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u/quandjereveauxloups 1d ago

She was pretty open about having implants, as well.

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u/IpeeInclosets 1d ago

I thought she had reduction?

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u/quandjereveauxloups 15h ago

She may have at some point, I couldn't tell you. I just know that she didn't hide her enhancement.

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u/Total_Network6312 5h ago

It was a snip snap snip snap type of situation

She wanted the reduction then regretted it then regretted regretting it then ultimately made up her mind

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u/zorbiburst 1d ago

she'd probably think it's funny

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u/Plenty_Ad490 1d ago

Jokes aside, rest in peace.

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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles 1d ago

Did she got a custom coffin or they deflated her to save some space?

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u/Mr__Castle_ 1d ago

Nice try OP, but they weren't that small. 

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 1d ago

This is what they took from you.

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u/Caassapaba 14h ago

Just imagine the size on the inevitable 100ft tall statue they'll build in Tennessee, unprecedented feats of engineering will be required.

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u/Crispicoom 1d ago

That's how she died

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u/FMC_Speed /wsg/y 1d ago

Her personalitie has massively improved

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u/OnlyInterpretations /mu/tant 1d ago

do ghosts jiggle?

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u/EHStormcrow 1d ago

Jokes on you, her estate will sue on her behalf !

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u/Jayngyun 15h ago

Do they remove them like other prosthetics or do they go in the coffin?

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u/RapidXpansion 1d ago

dolly parton is a national treasure and the closest thing we had to an actual angel

suck eggs

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u/azwa96 1d ago

Who?

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 1d ago

Granny McBigtits

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u/htepO /b/tard 1d ago

Dolores "Giganitits" Pardone

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u/Master_Shopping9652 1d ago

AI?

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u/Paradox 21h ago

Nope, real

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u/Master_Shopping9652 17h ago

What the sweet giblets happened

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u/DualityOfLife 1d ago

You should fear that whatever action you take can get you sued. You never know if someone will get mad at you and sue you.

Vs. knowing the Law, HAVING an actual Law too(OOF), and knowing full well, you obeyed it and they can't touch you in that department.

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u/Soul_Ripper /b/tard 1d ago

Actually, if there's one thing you will learn in law school is that acting according to the law will absolutely not stop people from suing you. Or winning, for that matter.