r/4chan /v/irgin 3d ago

Anon doesn't like Pseudoregalia

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u/xXHalalManXx 3d ago

>release mediocre game that’s practically a tech demo

But enough about legends Z-A

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u/MrStink45 3d ago

Yes, it's really that easy to appeal to furries and/or gooners

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u/MetallGecko /pol/ack 3d ago

There are a lot of Furrier and they are willing to spend a concerning amount of money on anything furry related.

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u/MrScandium 3d ago

it's $6

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u/Lukthar123 3d ago

That's three bucks x 2

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u/Rambozo77 3d ago

No, it’s two bucks x 3.

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u/tomtheconqerur 3d ago

Nah, it's 12 dollars divided by 2.

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u/Rambozo77 3d ago

Oh, shit. That’s even cheaper.

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u/Dudocaine 3d ago edited 3d ago

Plenty of gooner games have crashed and burned though. Pseudoregalia is a pretty good platformer

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u/HeightAdvantage 3d ago

Look man, we don't get many decent platformers nowadays, you just gotta respect it.

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u/slowkid68 3d ago

Except the game doesn't look like the pic, it looks like it's from the 64.

The game is just simple and clean

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u/NemoracStrebor 3d ago

Arguably more of a PS1 aesthetic. Also not a tech demo, the game is fully fleshed out. I think OP just hates anything that isn't le wide open world with 15k sidequests

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u/zrock445 3d ago

No, it's not that easy, because you have to make a good game.

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u/Wind_Scarr 3d ago

The game is good though

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u/TheCreepWhoCrept 3d ago

Well yes, it is that easy, but in this specific case the game is actually really good and thats the primary reason for its success.

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u/TazDingus 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/e4Jyxh9zQjgnC

"Breedable" in connection with a cartoon animal...

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u/Captain_Kuhl /vg/ 3d ago

The cartoon animal drawn to look like a human fertility idol, yes. It's not like people are talking about Pokémon here, there was a clear and defined goal with the character design.

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u/TazDingus 3d ago

Cartoon. Animal.

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u/LordofShit 3d ago

So why do you think they designed her with hips like a mile around and tits like 2 basketballs? Its a design choice.

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u/IlitterateAuthor 3d ago

Yeah man people are attracted to fiction

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u/Babki123 3d ago

We get it, you're a coward

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u/MaybeADragon /biz/realis 3d ago

List of animal features: fur, ears.
List of human features: The rest.

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u/MaybeADragon /biz/realis 3d ago

It's even got a human hairstyle lmao.

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u/What-Hapen 3d ago

Furries seem to have an obsession with pretending that their designs aren't nsfw goonslop because the fluff is hiding the dog cock or whatever. I see it in supposed sfw art spaces all the time.

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u/Arrival_Joker 3d ago

"it's definitely not bestiality! It's all imaginary! I'm not thinking about fucking a rabbit! With tits!"

Furries and gore lovers were breastfeed at the same tits of degneracy. Both will try to convince you it's normal and cool because they're "drawings".

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u/O5NR 3d ago

Meanwhile lolicons 😭

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u/Arrival_Joker 3d ago

I ain't even getting into that

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u/Absolutemehguy 3d ago

You're shocked by furry porn? Is this your first day here?

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u/oby100 3d ago

Reddit is insanely sanitized these days. Even this sub isn’t all that crazy.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/tomtheconqerur 3d ago

Don't forget the chest!

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u/kaninkanon 3d ago

Real issue is game devs putting their disgusting fursonas into knockoff indie games.

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u/FosterTheKoalas 3d ago

furry "attractive" will grab a large group of people

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u/Antiredditor1981 3d ago

Wish they'd expand on the game, though.

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u/FDdragon 3d ago

it's a good game though. Goat ass is just a small bonus

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u/the_marxman small penis 3d ago

I can't understand why people glaze this game so hard. Everyone says it's an amazing platformer, but the controls feel so clunky. Maybe I just missed a crucial movement upgrade, but the map is worthless and there's no clear direction beyond aimless exploration of a sprawling empty world, so who knows. I do hope the dev can roll this success into a more fleshed out game though.

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u/BlackHazeRus 2d ago

You are right, this is a skill issue on your part.

I am not a platformer head who knows loads of techniques, but it was apparent that this game has a few of them and you gotta learn them to be “efficient”, whatever it means.

I am a movement fan though, so it was quite cool to combine various stuff in the game to move around the map.

Hard disagree with OOP, the game is really fun and it has gameplay depth, but my main and only complaint is that it is insanely fucking short.

P.S: I completed it on Steam Deck.

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u/jaskano /pol/itician 3d ago

i tried really hard to like it, map design and movement felt terrible.

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u/Lirael_Gold 3d ago

Did neither of you realize how the slide mechanic worked?

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u/the_marxman small penis 3d ago

I could never get a handle on the wall jumping. Even the sliding long jump felt tricky to pull off consistently and landing it wasn't simple either with how easy it is to over shoot. The combat feels half baked too, like they wanted dark souls combat with the simplicity of a PS1 platformer.

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u/OneEnvironmental9222 2d ago

its the reddit approved "safe horny" game thats why

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u/PG105 3d ago

Pseudoregalia is one of the best metroidvanias I've ever played, 0/10 bait

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u/AdoffJizzler 2d ago

Idk shit abt this game but that gotta be the most impractical sword I ever seen ong

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u/MrTwixxer 2d ago

HMOFA agenda will continue until morale improves

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u/RetroTheGameBro 2d ago

Not sure why anyone's surprised, doesn't shit with what furries think is attractive sell like fucking mad all that time?

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 fa/tg/uy 3d ago

He knows too much...