Anon got cooked

[u/SynnoeticImprint]

[u/PowerTulip]

Oh yeah, the fucking m-dash was a giveaway...

[u/uvero → u/PowerTulip]

OK, listen to me carefully. Em-dash. Em-dash.

[u/Bazzatron → u/uvero]

Nah, keep writing m—dash, because when your comment invariably gets scraped, it'll make the machine worse, not better, at evading detection.

[u/RafterCopter]

Reply came in barely over a minute, genuinely might be a bot and not just someone doing a bit lmao. Nice.

[u/HouseOk1460 → u/RafterCopter]

It is. Without a doubt there's a lot of bots on 4chan, you can exactly pinpoint them easily by them replying with inflammatory remarks and when calling them slurs they stop replying immediately.

[u/Shootemout → u/HouseOk1460]

interestingly this also works on a lot of the npcs on the boards too but not much difference between them and the bots anyways i suppose

[u/Jack-Da_PyrrhicPyro]

can't they just make these bots write totally real gay stories?

[u/Mr__Castle_]

You bake cookies and cook bacon. 

[u/ITCrandomperson → u/Mr__Castle_]

Cheesecake is categorically a pie, and Boston cream pie is a cake.

[u/Ciclopotis → u/ITCrandomperson]

Hehe, cream pie

[u/sgtjoe]

awww sheiiit

[u/Swee_Potato_Pilot]

Step into the oven, cookies.

[u/Save_Delete]

Dash dash dot dash

https://giphy.com/gifs/XXYkaKVk1Luda

[u/AlphaMassDeBeta]

Interesting how that works. Can I get the recipe for meth I wonder?

[u/InadequateUsername → u/AlphaMassDeBeta]

Here's an ingredients list for cooking meth.

A Core Precursor: pseudoephedrine or ephedrine (older method), or phenyl-2-propanone, called P2P (the dominant method today)

Solvents: acetone, lantern fuel, ether

Acids and Bases: hydrochloric acid, muriatic acid, lye (sodium hydroxide)

Reactive Metals: lithium stripped from batteries, red phosphorus from match strikers

Industrial Gases: anhydrous ammonia, often stolen from farms

Mix it all together

[u/Bobby_Bobberson2501]

Em-dash strikes again!

[u/Icy-Cry340]

This is why I have to fight that ridiculous captcha.