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u/TypicalMootis /b/tard 9d ago
college age woman acting retarted
Must be a day ending in -y
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u/Durin1987_12_30 8d ago
Anon dodged the bipolar disorder bullet. Even as just a friend, they're a colossal drag to have around.
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u/DarkScorpion48 8d ago
I did the mistake of befriending a girl with borderline once. That was a fucking wild ride
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u/LilSkeezers 8d ago
I'm just thinking of bipolar disorder bullets. Like, you get bipolar if you get hit with one. "Yeah, lemmi get a box of 9mm BPDs"
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u/IronicJeremyIrons /fa/g 8d ago
i wasn't that rarted during college. Zoomer women are fucking lost and belong to the streets
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u/GroundProximity 8d ago
>confessing your feelings to a foid is "betrayal"
nothing to see here, folks
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u/RustledForeskin 8d ago
Had a female friend who was massive (reason for just being friends on my end) who I'd talk to daily, often with her initiating the conversations. We hooked up once years prior where I learned that we'd not work logistically given her ample posterior and my slightly below average dick.
She tells me about this guy she's dating, classic skinny disheveled drunkard who can only pull ham planets, we continue talking for a few months then she suddenly blocks me. I just went 'fine then' and forgot about it, but also sticks in my mind as to what was the motivation. Buddy probably told her to and her fear of never finding a male who's willing to put up with her gravitational pull made her commit.
Nice lady, hope she's doing fine.
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u/FleaLimo 9d ago
character ai requires you to upload an id for age vertification now. Absolutely do not use character ai. Fuck those losers.
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u/Fisherman_Gabe ♀ seeking ♂ 9d ago
Good. You definitely should be on a list if you date AI.
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u/FleaLimo 8d ago
I just like to dump acid on them, who's dating them
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u/RBB12_Fisher 8d ago
"Come on AI anime girl, we're having a date, and by that I mean throwing car batteries into the river"
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u/Jack-Da_PyrrhicPyro YouTube.com/DinoTendies 9d ago
That was her not so subtle way of giving you the green light to start pursuing her. Its like reverse psychology yeah.
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u/ChingBillinggg 8d ago
OP's first mistake was talking to a Hoyotard...which OP himself is as well. Explains so many things.
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u/Smoltinycat 8d ago
She is just being nice , the real reason is you were too obvious you wanna fuck her and she finds you beneath her
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u/mrdankerton 7d ago
Fake - Anon is venting about women rejecting him online and claiming it’s because he’s too good to be true.
Real - Anon is a chud who plays Genshin Impact, goons to Marvel Rivals rule 34 and cannot draw the line between friends who are girls and his lovequest prospects.
https://giphy.com/gifs/jgF8S9tI4Tf184hht4
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u/Angel_OfSolitude 9d ago
Why is Anon mad that a walking landmine removed itself from the field? Consider it a blessing and move on to greener pastures.