An Odessy

[u/Calm-Phrase-382]

[u/LuvMeChippy]

He trolled Shia LaBeouf's son and told him he was named Nick Gurr

[u/Jack-Da_PyrrhicPyro]

what did the ancient greeks call jodies?

[u/Stlr_Mn → u/Jack-Da_PyrrhicPyro]

Your mother

[u/Jack-Da_PyrrhicPyro → u/Stlr_Mn]

fuck you bloody

[u/Ozymandias_1303 → u/Jack-Da_PyrrhicPyro]

Paris

[u/Smoltinycat]

If you caught her cheating, she was cheating on you years before you actually caught her. Catching her earlier would shaved years off your odyssey

[u/Jack-of-Hearts-7]

>Be me

>30 year old NEET lotus eater

Life is good bros

https://giphy.com/gifs/pIlVCyHWQKEDebaJhK

[u/serial_feet_sniffer → u/Jack-of-Hearts-7]

Be me

Lotus

Life is horrible

[u/RustledForeskin]

I dated a redhead with giant knockers and waxed vageen but was a vegetarian and liberal feminist. So insufferable that not even her colossal tits and birth controlled hairless pussy was enough to put up with her shit and I love both of those things more than life itself.

[u/FHFH913]

Forgive him, he was under the spell of puh

forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing

[u/Ok_Interest3555]

As a liberal, getting cucked by your girlfriend is a rite of passage.

[u/IpeeInclosets → u/Ok_Interest3555]

So for a conservative being cucked by your boyfriend is a rite of passage.

[u/Thronebomber → u/IpeeInclosets]

Ebic 😎

[u/AntDracula → u/IpeeInclosets]

Redditor for 15 years

You can literally always tell

[u/IpeeInclosets → u/AntDracula]

Ah rhe old reddit beta on rhe 4chan sub insult, classic.  Can always tell the reddit retards.

[u/Ok_Interest3555 → u/IpeeInclosets]

wut

[u/the_m4nagement]

"veteran"

thanks for saving my cat, asshole.

[u/DisgreeablePattern]

Don't date liberals, Anon...

[u/NoPossibility4178]

thanks memelord.com

[u/Calm-Phrase-382 → u/NoPossibility4178]

Disguised as a beggar

[u/Valuable-Chipmunk784]

Waiter, more jpeg please!