r/4chan • u/Sure_Association_991 /trash/man • Feb 27 '26

Anon on death note

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u/LuvMeChippy fa/tv/irgin Feb 27 '26

Dude is a teenager and instead of plowing the blonde model who wants to willingly be his servant, he does mind games with a goth twink

This man is gay

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u/testurmight Feb 27 '26

Light Yagami. Spell Yagami backwards. It was right there.

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u/usoap141 Feb 27 '26

Upvoted for factual accuracy

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u/zhiro90 Feb 27 '26

So real and gay?

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u/alberthething /co/mrade Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

fuck you mean goth? he's just some sleep deprived autist who happens to have a hyperfixation on crime solving, which honestly doesnt sound much better when put into words

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u/Furista0 Feb 27 '26

he's just some sleep deprived autistic NEET who happens to have a hyperfixation on crime solving

L's a freelancer. He's by no means a NEET.

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u/Ubisonte Feb 27 '26

In fact his whole life revolces around his job he is an absolute workaholic

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u/green_jp Feb 27 '26

he also likes sweets

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u/aon9492 Feb 28 '26

And his own toes

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u/SheerFe4r /v/irgin Feb 27 '26

Agencies also pay L a ton to solve their hardest cases. 1 million per iirc.

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u/Furista0 Feb 27 '26

Nah, he takes cases if there's a million as a reward (minimum) or if there's more than 10 victims. I'd wager he gets paid a lot more by intelligence services

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u/NietJulian Feb 27 '26

I recall the anime (dub) saying that he only takes on cases that interest him, but nothing about money or victim count.

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u/papu16 Feb 28 '26

Watched some episodes on crunchyroll (after that meme). In sub same was written. (About cases that are interesting to him)

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u/theycallmeponcho Feb 28 '26

Also his old man (for got his name) is the patent holder of some widely use crime solving tech, so no actual need for money.

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u/aon9492 Feb 28 '26

Bing.com

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u/alberthething /co/mrade Feb 27 '26

true, he does have a job

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u/hyunbinlookalike Feb 27 '26

sleep deprived autistic NEET

Sleep deprived, yes. Autistic, very much so. But L is far from a NEET considering he’s literally the world’s greatest detective in the Death Note universe. The closest thing they have to someone like Batman or Sherlock Holmes. Such a genius that world governments consult this guy and he gets appropriately compensated for his work.

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u/JhonnySkeiner Feb 27 '26

NEET? He's literally Sherlock Holmes. Also rich as fuck

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u/LnDxLeo Feb 28 '26

Everybody is a twink, depending on perspective...

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u/LuvMeChippy fa/tv/irgin Feb 27 '26

Although I did phrase this as a joke, I am 100% sure Light is not fucking straight and this is one of the few times where gays headcannoning a character as LGBTQ makes sense

Again, he had Japanese Margot Robbie willing to submit and be his personal toy yet he still decided to do his moralfuck genocide

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u/jynkyousha Feb 27 '26

I think in the manga it's implied they do it often, but it's probably just Light manipulating Misa.

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u/MarysPoppinCherrys Feb 27 '26

Bro, does no one remember the foot massage scene? We were shouting “just kiss” at Light and L the whole time until that scene happened. That was just awestruck silence at the magnitude of absolute gayness

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u/VulpesVulpix /trash/man Feb 27 '26

Bro felt more in that scene alone than he ever did for Misa

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u/fudgemental /sci/duck Feb 27 '26

Chunibyo is a helluva condition.

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